I was taking a shower...
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... and my boy walked into the bathroom. "Dad" he asked "what are those?" "Bollocks" I replied. "Well, I only fuckin' asked!" he responded.
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True Story. I was in the bath with my Dad as a kid and I asked the same thing. 'What are those Dad?' 'They are called Balls Son you have them too' 'But how come mine dont look big like yours?' I replied. 'Well eat all your dinners up and when you grow-up, you will have Big Balls like your Dads' He informed me. Well not long afterwards, we were at my Nans(Mothers side) for dinner. My Nan said 'You know what you are going to get if you eat all your dinner up? (She meant Ice Cream) 'Yes' I replied, whilst standing up and pulling down my trousers 'Big balls like my Dad.' Apparently I just stood there on my chair, cupping them proudly, while my Mum & Dad wished the ground would swallow them up.
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True Story. I was in the bath with my Dad as a kid and I asked the same thing. 'What are those Dad?' 'They are called Balls Son you have them too' 'But how come mine dont look big like yours?' I replied. 'Well eat all your dinners up and when you grow-up, you will have Big Balls like your Dads' He informed me. Well not long afterwards, we were at my Nans(Mothers side) for dinner. My Nan said 'You know what you are going to get if you eat all your dinner up? (She meant Ice Cream) 'Yes' I replied, whilst standing up and pulling down my trousers 'Big balls like my Dad.' Apparently I just stood there on my chair, cupping them proudly, while my Mum & Dad wished the ground would swallow them up.
:thumbsup: Nothing like being proud at an early age. :)
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True Story. I was in the bath with my Dad as a kid and I asked the same thing. 'What are those Dad?' 'They are called Balls Son you have them too' 'But how come mine dont look big like yours?' I replied. 'Well eat all your dinners up and when you grow-up, you will have Big Balls like your Dads' He informed me. Well not long afterwards, we were at my Nans(Mothers side) for dinner. My Nan said 'You know what you are going to get if you eat all your dinner up? (She meant Ice Cream) 'Yes' I replied, whilst standing up and pulling down my trousers 'Big balls like my Dad.' Apparently I just stood there on my chair, cupping them proudly, while my Mum & Dad wished the ground would swallow them up.
LOL!!! Only just read this reply! Reminds me of a girl I knew who, during a big family dinner (grandparents, uncles, aunts etc.) when one of the cousins was talking about their scuba diving holiday, asked "So what's Muff diving?" Much food was sprayed across the table!
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LOL!!! Only just read this reply! Reminds me of a girl I knew who, during a big family dinner (grandparents, uncles, aunts etc.) when one of the cousins was talking about their scuba diving holiday, asked "So what's Muff diving?" Much food was sprayed across the table!
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Apparently in Donegal, http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/[^]
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True Story. I was in the bath with my Dad as a kid and I asked the same thing. 'What are those Dad?' 'They are called Balls Son you have them too' 'But how come mine dont look big like yours?' I replied. 'Well eat all your dinners up and when you grow-up, you will have Big Balls like your Dads' He informed me. Well not long afterwards, we were at my Nans(Mothers side) for dinner. My Nan said 'You know what you are going to get if you eat all your dinner up? (She meant Ice Cream) 'Yes' I replied, whilst standing up and pulling down my trousers 'Big balls like my Dad.' Apparently I just stood there on my chair, cupping them proudly, while my Mum & Dad wished the ground would swallow them up.