Blonde Joke
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Brian Delahunty wrote: Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times :laugh: Nice! I wonder why it is that enough blonde's acted bimbo-ish enough for this strange joke-prejudice-type-thingy to actually come about. :)
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
Megan Forbes wrote: I wonder why it is that enough blonde's acted bimbo-ish enough for this strange joke-prejudice-type-thingy to actually come about I dunno. I know plenty of non bimbo-ish blonds.. actually I don't know any blonde bimbo's. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times :laugh: Nice! I wonder why it is that enough blonde's acted bimbo-ish enough for this strange joke-prejudice-type-thingy to actually come about. :)
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
Megan Forbes wrote: I wonder why it is that enough blonde's acted bimbo-ish enough for this strange joke-prejudice-type-thingy to actually come about. It's simple. If a frumpy brunette makes a silly mistake, she makes a joke about being blonde and it's just one of those things. If a hot blonde chick does the same thing, it's proof that all blondes are dumb. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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Blind man..... A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"! The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things: First - The bartender is a blonde girl. Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl. Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. and Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,"Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Regards, Brian Dela :-D
Brian Delahunty wrote: Blonde Joke No wonder you are so popular with the ladies Brian... ;P Is Ulla an Arian in looks?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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Megan Forbes wrote: I wonder why it is that enough blonde's acted bimbo-ish enough for this strange joke-prejudice-type-thingy to actually come about. It's simple. If a frumpy brunette makes a silly mistake, she makes a joke about being blonde and it's just one of those things. If a hot blonde chick does the same thing, it's proof that all blondes are dumb. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: If a frumpy brunette makes a silly mistake It's our revenge you see, for the fact that grey hairs show up on us, and not on them :-O
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein
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Brian Delahunty wrote: Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times :laugh: Nice! I wonder why it is that enough blonde's acted bimbo-ish enough for this strange joke-prejudice-type-thingy to actually come about. :)
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
Because men keep falling for it (and over themselves) ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Because men keep falling for it (and over themselves) ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Trollslayer wrote: (and over themselves) As CG said (paraphrasing) so long as we get, excuse the crude language, laid, we don't care what we have to do. If falling for blonde jokes works, we will do it. If falling on our knees works, we will do it. You cannot drown in the *depths* of male shame, because we have none when it comes to getting laid. Sad huh?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times :laugh: Nice! I wonder why it is that enough blonde's acted bimbo-ish enough for this strange joke-prejudice-type-thingy to actually come about. :)
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
Blonde was for ages, and is still considered "instant beautiful", i.e. attractive on the first look, without taking time to know the person. So blonde (at the average) = more beautiful = more successful. Or, i.a.w., same success for less effort. Consider this, over thousands of years. You don#t need to believe in Darwin to accept the effect of (bad) training. Still today, beauiful people are less likely to go insane, be convicted for a crime, have better chances to get a job, and a promiotion. I don't think this is the basic "cute tart, when I hire her, I can lay her." Rather, "beautiful" is probably something we consider as "good for the gene pool", or "strong" in an evolutionary sense (or "a joy for god", for the evolutionary challenged among us). We provide better in-race support, to keep the race ticking.
If I could find a souvenir / just to prove the world was here [sighist]
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Blonde was for ages, and is still considered "instant beautiful", i.e. attractive on the first look, without taking time to know the person. So blonde (at the average) = more beautiful = more successful. Or, i.a.w., same success for less effort. Consider this, over thousands of years. You don#t need to believe in Darwin to accept the effect of (bad) training. Still today, beauiful people are less likely to go insane, be convicted for a crime, have better chances to get a job, and a promiotion. I don't think this is the basic "cute tart, when I hire her, I can lay her." Rather, "beautiful" is probably something we consider as "good for the gene pool", or "strong" in an evolutionary sense (or "a joy for god", for the evolutionary challenged among us). We provide better in-race support, to keep the race ticking.
If I could find a souvenir / just to prove the world was here [sighist]
peterchen wrote: Still today, beauiful people are less likely to go insane, be convicted for a crime, have better chances to get a job, and a promiotion. I don't think this is the basic "cute tart, when I hire her, I can lay her." Rather, "beautiful" is probably something we consider as "good for the gene pool", or "strong" in an evolutionary sense (or "a joy for god", for the evolutionary challenged among us). We provide better in-race support, to keep the race ticking. So now not only do I have to face the mirror ever day and the jeers of the town, but now you are telling me that I am evolutionary inferior to beautiful people? That does it, where is the nearest bridge. Peterchen has convinced me... goodbye cruel world! ;P
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: Blonde Joke No wonder you are so popular with the ladies Brian... ;P Is Ulla an Arian in looks?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Paul Watson wrote: No wonder you are so popular with the ladies Brian... lol... If only I was popular with the ladies!!! :-D Paul Watson wrote: Is Ulla an Arian in looks? Arian?? Aryan??? She's quiet slim and not very tall.. about 5 4" but I'm only 5 7" so there isn't much of a difference. Damn. There are picture of here on the web somewhere. I'll get the address and you can tell me what you think. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Paul Watson wrote: No wonder you are so popular with the ladies Brian... lol... If only I was popular with the ladies!!! :-D Paul Watson wrote: Is Ulla an Arian in looks? Arian?? Aryan??? She's quiet slim and not very tall.. about 5 4" but I'm only 5 7" so there isn't much of a difference. Damn. There are picture of here on the web somewhere. I'll get the address and you can tell me what you think. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: lol... If only I was popular with the ladies!!! I was being sarcastic... ;P Brian Delahunty wrote: Arian?? Aryan??? Errr, whichever one is the blonde haired, blue eyed Hitler creation thing, yes. Brian Delahunty wrote: I'll get the address and you can tell me what you think. That would take up terrabytes and largely be rubbish... :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: lol... If only I was popular with the ladies!!! I was being sarcastic... ;P Brian Delahunty wrote: Arian?? Aryan??? Errr, whichever one is the blonde haired, blue eyed Hitler creation thing, yes. Brian Delahunty wrote: I'll get the address and you can tell me what you think. That would take up terrabytes and largely be rubbish... :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Paul Watson wrote: I was being sarcastic... I know that!!! Paul Watson wrote: Errr, whichever one is the blonde haired, blue eyed Hitler creation thing, yes. I think it's Aryan, maybe it's Arian. She's not either. Paul Watson wrote: That would take up terrabytes and largely be rubbish... lol. :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: lol... If only I was popular with the ladies!!! I was being sarcastic... ;P Brian Delahunty wrote: Arian?? Aryan??? Errr, whichever one is the blonde haired, blue eyed Hitler creation thing, yes. Brian Delahunty wrote: I'll get the address and you can tell me what you think. That would take up terrabytes and largely be rubbish... :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Paul Watson wrote: Errr, whichever one is the blonde haired, blue eyed Hitler creation thing, yes. AFAIK, it can be spelled either way, and wasn't really a Hitler creation, just some pop science thing he latched onto. Wish i could find the link, but you may have seen it anyway - a recent article suggesting that true blondes may become extinct soon. At which point, i am seriously gonna start punching those idiots who bleach their hair blonde... :mad:
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Shog9 Life seems pretty easy when it's from my easy chair And you're burnin up inside and no one cares...
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Christian Graus wrote: If a frumpy brunette makes a silly mistake It's our revenge you see, for the fact that grey hairs show up on us, and not on them :-O
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein
I thought it was more revenge for the obsession society seems to have with blondes. Whenever I tease my wife about leaving her, the person in question is always tall ( she is short ) and blonde. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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Trollslayer wrote: (and over themselves) As CG said (paraphrasing) so long as we get, excuse the crude language, laid, we don't care what we have to do. If falling for blonde jokes works, we will do it. If falling on our knees works, we will do it. You cannot drown in the *depths* of male shame, because we have none when it comes to getting laid. Sad huh?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Don't tell her this, Paul !! All women already suspect they have this power over us, and now you've admitted it !!! Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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Don't tell her this, Paul !! All women already suspect they have this power over us, and now you've admitted it !!! Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Nver forget they're subtle :) Do you really think they don't know we don't think ever with our brain and don't use this knowledge since we are no (mainly) longer interested by our dinky toys or our legos ?
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
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Don't tell her this, Paul !! All women already suspect they have this power over us, and now you've admitted it !!! Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: All women already suspect they have this power over us, and now you've admitted it !!! Damn! Sorry man. I thought you being on your knees in front of Meg was proof enough for them... ;P
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)