JOTD
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The CIA is interviewing 3 men to fill 1 available position as an international spy. All three men test out equally so they need a tie breaker. Each man is brought to a closed door, given a handgun and told "We need to test your ability to follow instructions without argument, as well as your loyalty to our country and the agency. Behind this door is a deadly international spy who has already confessed, we want you to walk in and execute them without delay." The first man enters his room and a few minutes later returns weeping and states "That's my wife in there, I cannot shoot her!" The second man enters his room and a few minutes later returns saying "I can't kill my wife, she's not a spy!" The third man enters the door and immediately they hear 6 loud shots followed by loud crashes and bangs. A few minutes later he returns and says "There were blanks in that gun... so I had to beat her to death with the chair!" Mike Mullikin :beer:
It is really hard to be a professional and do things right, in a company full of monkeys. - Michael P. Butler, The Soapbox
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The CIA is interviewing 3 men to fill 1 available position as an international spy. All three men test out equally so they need a tie breaker. Each man is brought to a closed door, given a handgun and told "We need to test your ability to follow instructions without argument, as well as your loyalty to our country and the agency. Behind this door is a deadly international spy who has already confessed, we want you to walk in and execute them without delay." The first man enters his room and a few minutes later returns weeping and states "That's my wife in there, I cannot shoot her!" The second man enters his room and a few minutes later returns saying "I can't kill my wife, she's not a spy!" The third man enters the door and immediately they hear 6 loud shots followed by loud crashes and bangs. A few minutes later he returns and says "There were blanks in that gun... so I had to beat her to death with the chair!" Mike Mullikin :beer:
It is really hard to be a professional and do things right, in a company full of monkeys. - Michael P. Butler, The Soapbox
Mike Mullikin wrote: so I had to beat her to death with the chair!" :eek: Perhaps they should put CCTV in there next time round... :rolleyes:
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The CIA is interviewing 3 men to fill 1 available position as an international spy. All three men test out equally so they need a tie breaker. Each man is brought to a closed door, given a handgun and told "We need to test your ability to follow instructions without argument, as well as your loyalty to our country and the agency. Behind this door is a deadly international spy who has already confessed, we want you to walk in and execute them without delay." The first man enters his room and a few minutes later returns weeping and states "That's my wife in there, I cannot shoot her!" The second man enters his room and a few minutes later returns saying "I can't kill my wife, she's not a spy!" The third man enters the door and immediately they hear 6 loud shots followed by loud crashes and bangs. A few minutes later he returns and says "There were blanks in that gun... so I had to beat her to death with the chair!" Mike Mullikin :beer:
It is really hard to be a professional and do things right, in a company full of monkeys. - Michael P. Butler, The Soapbox
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The CIA is interviewing 3 men to fill 1 available position as an international spy. All three men test out equally so they need a tie breaker. Each man is brought to a closed door, given a handgun and told "We need to test your ability to follow instructions without argument, as well as your loyalty to our country and the agency. Behind this door is a deadly international spy who has already confessed, we want you to walk in and execute them without delay." The first man enters his room and a few minutes later returns weeping and states "That's my wife in there, I cannot shoot her!" The second man enters his room and a few minutes later returns saying "I can't kill my wife, she's not a spy!" The third man enters the door and immediately they hear 6 loud shots followed by loud crashes and bangs. A few minutes later he returns and says "There were blanks in that gun... so I had to beat her to death with the chair!" Mike Mullikin :beer:
It is really hard to be a professional and do things right, in a company full of monkeys. - Michael P. Butler, The Soapbox
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The CIA is interviewing 3 men to fill 1 available position as an international spy. All three men test out equally so they need a tie breaker. Each man is brought to a closed door, given a handgun and told "We need to test your ability to follow instructions without argument, as well as your loyalty to our country and the agency. Behind this door is a deadly international spy who has already confessed, we want you to walk in and execute them without delay." The first man enters his room and a few minutes later returns weeping and states "That's my wife in there, I cannot shoot her!" The second man enters his room and a few minutes later returns saying "I can't kill my wife, she's not a spy!" The third man enters the door and immediately they hear 6 loud shots followed by loud crashes and bangs. A few minutes later he returns and says "There were blanks in that gun... so I had to beat her to death with the chair!" Mike Mullikin :beer:
It is really hard to be a professional and do things right, in a company full of monkeys. - Michael P. Butler, The Soapbox
:omg: <is wife nearby>:~ </is wife nearby> :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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