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  • L Le centriste

    You are a f***ing moron. Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
    - TreeBeard

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    Is that the best you got? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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      Is that the best you got? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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      David Stone
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      <sarcasm> Probably, you f***ing moron.</sarcasm> :laugh: I happen to agree with you on most things...so I don't think you're a moron.


      I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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        No no don't do it! No matter how bad life may seem suicide is not an option! Won't you just please think of the children!!!


        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

        David Wulff Born and Bred.

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        I almost don't know how to respond to someoneone as obviously ostreperous as our little friend. Although i would have preferred it if he had called me an asshole, because that's a very true statement. I'm also a mean-spirited asshole. I'll wait until he says something of substance before I let him realize he's a feculant strobe of projectile diarhoea who, at the slightest twitch of cerebral activity, produces nothing more than a saponeceous covering fit for stagnant pools of diuretic whale waste. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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        • L Le centriste

          You are a f***ing moron. Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
          - TreeBeard

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          I especially admire your use of our language. No, wait, you probably cut and pasted it from someone else's post because you could trust yourself to present an image of anything more prophetic than a nose-picking, purile little mamma's boy who wants to wear diapers to school and crawl through the halls with a pacifier in his mouth screaming for his woobie blankie. When you learn how to verbally spar, you may get off your "Little Ducky" toilet seat, and come into the room with the adults. Until then, you are no more important to me than a pimple on a cow turd. Oh yeah, before I forget... blow it out yer ass, you barely literate frog. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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            I especially admire your use of our language. No, wait, you probably cut and pasted it from someone else's post because you could trust yourself to present an image of anything more prophetic than a nose-picking, purile little mamma's boy who wants to wear diapers to school and crawl through the halls with a pacifier in his mouth screaming for his woobie blankie. When you learn how to verbally spar, you may get off your "Little Ducky" toilet seat, and come into the room with the adults. Until then, you are no more important to me than a pimple on a cow turd. Oh yeah, before I forget... blow it out yer ass, you barely literate frog. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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            David Stone
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            Now there's the John Simmons like response I was looking for. :-D Very nice. I was beginning to wonder if you were okay. ;P


            I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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            • D David Wulff

              No no don't do it! No matter how bad life may seem suicide is not an option! Won't you just please think of the children!!!


              David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

              David Wulff Born and Bred.

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              LOL - you got to admit, it's exciting though. I can't wait to see what comes next.... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Is that the best you got? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                Christian Graus
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                One can only presume he has not heard your customer support stories. That was when I knew you were my hero..... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                  Now there's the John Simmons like response I was looking for. :-D Very nice. I was beginning to wonder if you were okay. ;P


                  I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                  KaRl
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                  David Stone wrote: I was beginning to wonder if you were okay He can't be. He's John Simmons ;) Anyway, a good lesson of english :laugh:


                  I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again

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                    David Stone wrote: I was beginning to wonder if you were okay He can't be. He's John Simmons ;) Anyway, a good lesson of english :laugh:


                    I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again

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                    Jason Henderson
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                    I even learned some new terms and I've been speaking english for 29 years.

                    Jason Henderson
                    start page ; articles henderson is coming henderson is an opponent's worst nightmare * googlism *

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                    • L Le centriste

                      You are a f***ing moron. Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                      - TreeBeard

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                      Le centriste
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                      http://www.codeproject.com/script/comments/forums.asp?forumid=1159&fr=251#xx357547xx[^] That may shed some light on what did upset me. Racism is the thing that pisses me the most. John Simmons comes in second. Look in the thread and you will see other comments by Mr. Simmons, in the same taste. YOu will admire him even more. Sorry, but the link may not work well, just look for Simmons' reply to my post Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                      - TreeBeard

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        I especially admire your use of our language. No, wait, you probably cut and pasted it from someone else's post because you could trust yourself to present an image of anything more prophetic than a nose-picking, purile little mamma's boy who wants to wear diapers to school and crawl through the halls with a pacifier in his mouth screaming for his woobie blankie. When you learn how to verbally spar, you may get off your "Little Ducky" toilet seat, and come into the room with the adults. Until then, you are no more important to me than a pimple on a cow turd. Oh yeah, before I forget... blow it out yer ass, you barely literate frog. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                        bla bla bla :zzz: Very nice talk, but completely empty and gratuitous. You talk like you are some psychologist, but you should be the one who is on the couch. The only purpose of your poor life is only to piss other people off with nice put words, which make the crowd out there think you are some kind of god. Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                        - TreeBeard

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Is that the best you got? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                          I happen to like smartass people like yourself...reminds me of me. Name calling is for faeries. Later. Brad Jennings If anyone takes offense to this, keep in mind that I'm really trashed.

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            I especially admire your use of our language. No, wait, you probably cut and pasted it from someone else's post because you could trust yourself to present an image of anything more prophetic than a nose-picking, purile little mamma's boy who wants to wear diapers to school and crawl through the halls with a pacifier in his mouth screaming for his woobie blankie. When you learn how to verbally spar, you may get off your "Little Ducky" toilet seat, and come into the room with the adults. Until then, you are no more important to me than a pimple on a cow turd. Oh yeah, before I forget... blow it out yer ass, you barely literate frog. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                            Brad Jennings
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                            Oh yeah, I like it...give him some more, that bastard. Brad Jennings

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                            • L Le centriste

                              You are a f***ing moron. Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                              - TreeBeard

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                              Brad Jennings
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                              Seems to me that some people take offense to too little too much. Just say, "Whatever, I do what I want!" and move on with your life. Brad Jennings

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                                Seems to me that some people take offense to too little too much. Just say, "Whatever, I do what I want!" and move on with your life. Brad Jennings

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                                Le centriste
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                                I had to vent out. Don't you do it sometimes? Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                                - TreeBeard

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                                • L Le centriste

                                  I had to vent out. Don't you do it sometimes? Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                                  - TreeBeard

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                                  I had to vent out. Don't you do it sometimes? I suppose so. We vent out at my school by making fun of freshmen. It's a lot of fun and makes you feel good when you do well enough to scare them. Ahh, there's nothing better than scaring freshman with weird looks and acts of insanity... Brad Jennings

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                                  • L Le centriste

                                    bla bla bla :zzz: Very nice talk, but completely empty and gratuitous. You talk like you are some psychologist, but you should be the one who is on the couch. The only purpose of your poor life is only to piss other people off with nice put words, which make the crowd out there think you are some kind of god. Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                                    - TreeBeard

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                                    Paul Watson
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                                    Michel Prévost wrote: It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to. - TreeBeard Maybe we should all learn something from your sig, you included :)

                                    Paul Watson
                                    Bluegrass
                                    Cape Town, South Africa

                                    Christopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)

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                                    • L Le centriste

                                      bla bla bla :zzz: Very nice talk, but completely empty and gratuitous. You talk like you are some psychologist, but you should be the one who is on the couch. The only purpose of your poor life is only to piss other people off with nice put words, which make the crowd out there think you are some kind of god. Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                                      - TreeBeard

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                                      I *am* a god to some people here (just ask around). The sooner you fall into line, the sooner I'll take my jackboot outa yer frog ass. It ain't smart to piss off a regular, especially here, and especially if that regular is *me*. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                                      • L Le centriste

                                        http://www.codeproject.com/script/comments/forums.asp?forumid=1159&fr=251#xx357547xx[^] That may shed some light on what did upset me. Racism is the thing that pisses me the most. John Simmons comes in second. Look in the thread and you will see other comments by Mr. Simmons, in the same taste. YOu will admire him even more. Sorry, but the link may not work well, just look for Simmons' reply to my post Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                                        - TreeBeard

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                                        Now I'm a racist? No, you keep getting it wrong. I'm an *asshole*. I'm certainly not a racist - I pretty much dislike and abhor the entire human race - oh wait - the human *race* - "racist", - well okay then. You're way to freaking sensitive, and I've found that people so willing to label other people a racist are significantly more intolerant in their own right. Instead of trying so hard to be politically correct, grow something that resembles a sense of humor, and work on the insults. You're gonna be chewed up and gound into frogburger if you don't learn to defend yourself a little better. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                                          I had to vent out. Don't you do it sometimes? Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to.
                                          - TreeBeard

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                                          He probably does, but I'd bet that he's usually sitting on a toilet when he does it. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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