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John and David were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died. David: Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry! ----------------------------------------------- Uncle John volunteered for military service during World War II. He was an ace aviator. On his first day of combat, he took off from an aircraft carrier and single-handedly shot down six Japanese Zeroes. Then climbing up to 20,000 ft., he found ten more Japanese planes and shot them all down as well.Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the captain. Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first day?" The captain turned around, bowed politely, and replied, "You make one velly, velly selious mistake!" ----------------------------------------------- An eight year old girl is trying to check out a book entitled "Advice for Young Mothers" from the local library. Librarian: Now why do you want to check out this particular book, dear? Little girl: I collect moths. :-D
Regards,Rohit Sinha
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John and David were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died. David: Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry! ----------------------------------------------- Uncle John volunteered for military service during World War II. He was an ace aviator. On his first day of combat, he took off from an aircraft carrier and single-handedly shot down six Japanese Zeroes. Then climbing up to 20,000 ft., he found ten more Japanese planes and shot them all down as well.Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the captain. Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first day?" The captain turned around, bowed politely, and replied, "You make one velly, velly selious mistake!" ----------------------------------------------- An eight year old girl is trying to check out a book entitled "Advice for Young Mothers" from the local library. Librarian: Now why do you want to check out this particular book, dear? Little girl: I collect moths. :-D
Regards,Rohit Sinha