If you are a hairy person
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...don't read this. http://www.hairyback.com[^] - hairy backed men: a forum for the cosmetically disenfranchised. I propose this man[^] is our nearest living ape ancestor. :eek: And if you are eating or drinking anything before sure to put it down before reading this: http://www.nobscan.com[^] - nobscan.com exists to show scanned pictures of male genitalia in flaccid and humorous states. Some people will go to extraordinary lengths... pun intended... and some are really *very* good indeed. ;P
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Live for today and die tomorrow.
I'm just not bored enough to click those links (admiring penis art probably comes a decent ways past the "cut myself and paint the walls red" stage, shortly before "tattoo eyeballs with remains of ballpoint pen"), but would like to bring up something that's been puzzling me for a while... ... why are there forums for everything? I can understand, in some cynical way, how websites can spring up for every imaginable topic and plenty more that really can't be imagined with standard-issue equipment, BUT - how the hell do you convince other people to participate in this madness? It's not like they're even activities - i mean, you can see how collectors of plastic pink flamingoes might find it advantageous to share knowledge and experiences on their hobby, perhaps swapping tips on the best way to get them to fade unevenly - but what would cause a man, sitting at home with his natural fur coat and odd-shaped appendage, to suddenly decide he really needs to interact with lots of people similarly afflicted from all strange corners of the globe? Loneliness? Boredom? Relief in the sense of shared misery? My theory is simple: As a society, we just don't have enough shame. Look around you - greed, envy, jealousy, anger, happiness, lust... they all are available in generous supply. But what about shame? All around me are fat people getting fatter, bald people getting balder, dead people getting deader, people with gray eyes staying people with gray eyes. And not a one of them cares! Or if they do, they try to hide it! Shame has become a shameful thing! Well, this has got to end. It's time we took a stand and said "i have odd physical and mental deformities, and i'm ashamed of them!" No more will i try to pretend it's "ok" to be different, "all right" to make other, more normal people, uncomfortable, "just fine" to waste valuable time and space that could be used for storing more important things (like drinking jars. d'ja ever think how incredible these things are? you can use them as storage, for drinking, as a hammer in a pinch if you're hammering something soft, and they even fit directly onto most blenders!). So join me, won't you? And stand up for your right to cower in shame about things you can't help.
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Shog9
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I'm just not bored enough to click those links (admiring penis art probably comes a decent ways past the "cut myself and paint the walls red" stage, shortly before "tattoo eyeballs with remains of ballpoint pen"), but would like to bring up something that's been puzzling me for a while... ... why are there forums for everything? I can understand, in some cynical way, how websites can spring up for every imaginable topic and plenty more that really can't be imagined with standard-issue equipment, BUT - how the hell do you convince other people to participate in this madness? It's not like they're even activities - i mean, you can see how collectors of plastic pink flamingoes might find it advantageous to share knowledge and experiences on their hobby, perhaps swapping tips on the best way to get them to fade unevenly - but what would cause a man, sitting at home with his natural fur coat and odd-shaped appendage, to suddenly decide he really needs to interact with lots of people similarly afflicted from all strange corners of the globe? Loneliness? Boredom? Relief in the sense of shared misery? My theory is simple: As a society, we just don't have enough shame. Look around you - greed, envy, jealousy, anger, happiness, lust... they all are available in generous supply. But what about shame? All around me are fat people getting fatter, bald people getting balder, dead people getting deader, people with gray eyes staying people with gray eyes. And not a one of them cares! Or if they do, they try to hide it! Shame has become a shameful thing! Well, this has got to end. It's time we took a stand and said "i have odd physical and mental deformities, and i'm ashamed of them!" No more will i try to pretend it's "ok" to be different, "all right" to make other, more normal people, uncomfortable, "just fine" to waste valuable time and space that could be used for storing more important things (like drinking jars. d'ja ever think how incredible these things are? you can use them as storage, for drinking, as a hammer in a pinch if you're hammering something soft, and they even fit directly onto most blenders!). So join me, won't you? And stand up for your right to cower in shame about things you can't help.
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Shog9
Shog9 wrote: So join me, won't you? And stand up for your right to cower in shame about things you can't help. You should be ashamed of yourself Shog... *groan* You only have to look at things like Ripleys Believe it or sNot to realise our love of bizarre and often perverse things. We lap it up.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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I'm just not bored enough to click those links (admiring penis art probably comes a decent ways past the "cut myself and paint the walls red" stage, shortly before "tattoo eyeballs with remains of ballpoint pen"), but would like to bring up something that's been puzzling me for a while... ... why are there forums for everything? I can understand, in some cynical way, how websites can spring up for every imaginable topic and plenty more that really can't be imagined with standard-issue equipment, BUT - how the hell do you convince other people to participate in this madness? It's not like they're even activities - i mean, you can see how collectors of plastic pink flamingoes might find it advantageous to share knowledge and experiences on their hobby, perhaps swapping tips on the best way to get them to fade unevenly - but what would cause a man, sitting at home with his natural fur coat and odd-shaped appendage, to suddenly decide he really needs to interact with lots of people similarly afflicted from all strange corners of the globe? Loneliness? Boredom? Relief in the sense of shared misery? My theory is simple: As a society, we just don't have enough shame. Look around you - greed, envy, jealousy, anger, happiness, lust... they all are available in generous supply. But what about shame? All around me are fat people getting fatter, bald people getting balder, dead people getting deader, people with gray eyes staying people with gray eyes. And not a one of them cares! Or if they do, they try to hide it! Shame has become a shameful thing! Well, this has got to end. It's time we took a stand and said "i have odd physical and mental deformities, and i'm ashamed of them!" No more will i try to pretend it's "ok" to be different, "all right" to make other, more normal people, uncomfortable, "just fine" to waste valuable time and space that could be used for storing more important things (like drinking jars. d'ja ever think how incredible these things are? you can use them as storage, for drinking, as a hammer in a pinch if you're hammering something soft, and they even fit directly onto most blenders!). So join me, won't you? And stand up for your right to cower in shame about things you can't help.
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Shog9
Shog9 wrote: Look around you - greed, envy, jealousy, anger, happiness, lust... they all are available in generous supply. But what about shame? All around me are fat people getting fatter, bald people getting balder, dead people getting deader, people with gray eyes staying people with gray eyes. And not a one of them cares! Or if they do, they try to hide it! Shame has become a shameful thing! Well, this has got to end. It's time we took a stand and said "i have odd physical and mental deformities, and i'm ashamed of them!" No more will i try to pretend it's "ok" to be different, "all right" to make other, more normal people, uncomfortable, "just fine" to waste valuable time and space that could be used for storing more important things (like drinking jars. d'ja ever think how incredible these things are? you can use them as storage, for drinking, as a hammer in a pinch if you're hammering something soft, and they even fit directly onto most blenders!). :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'll join your cult! lets start www.thesepeopleareoxygenthieves.com :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
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I'm just not bored enough to click those links (admiring penis art probably comes a decent ways past the "cut myself and paint the walls red" stage, shortly before "tattoo eyeballs with remains of ballpoint pen"), but would like to bring up something that's been puzzling me for a while... ... why are there forums for everything? I can understand, in some cynical way, how websites can spring up for every imaginable topic and plenty more that really can't be imagined with standard-issue equipment, BUT - how the hell do you convince other people to participate in this madness? It's not like they're even activities - i mean, you can see how collectors of plastic pink flamingoes might find it advantageous to share knowledge and experiences on their hobby, perhaps swapping tips on the best way to get them to fade unevenly - but what would cause a man, sitting at home with his natural fur coat and odd-shaped appendage, to suddenly decide he really needs to interact with lots of people similarly afflicted from all strange corners of the globe? Loneliness? Boredom? Relief in the sense of shared misery? My theory is simple: As a society, we just don't have enough shame. Look around you - greed, envy, jealousy, anger, happiness, lust... they all are available in generous supply. But what about shame? All around me are fat people getting fatter, bald people getting balder, dead people getting deader, people with gray eyes staying people with gray eyes. And not a one of them cares! Or if they do, they try to hide it! Shame has become a shameful thing! Well, this has got to end. It's time we took a stand and said "i have odd physical and mental deformities, and i'm ashamed of them!" No more will i try to pretend it's "ok" to be different, "all right" to make other, more normal people, uncomfortable, "just fine" to waste valuable time and space that could be used for storing more important things (like drinking jars. d'ja ever think how incredible these things are? you can use them as storage, for drinking, as a hammer in a pinch if you're hammering something soft, and they even fit directly onto most blenders!). So join me, won't you? And stand up for your right to cower in shame about things you can't help.
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Shog9
Shog9 wrote: why are there forums for everything? Never underestimate the capacity of the Human Being to be interested by futile, useless and imaginary things. Do you know for example that you can find on the Internet some VB forums ? :rolleyes: Shog9 wrote: All around me are [...] dead people getting deader :laugh::laugh: I will do my possible to be more alive :) Shog9 wrote: So join me, won't you? And stand up for your right to cower in shame about things you can't help. Could we be proud of such a fight :~ ?
I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again
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Shog9 wrote: Look around you - greed, envy, jealousy, anger, happiness, lust... they all are available in generous supply. But what about shame? All around me are fat people getting fatter, bald people getting balder, dead people getting deader, people with gray eyes staying people with gray eyes. And not a one of them cares! Or if they do, they try to hide it! Shame has become a shameful thing! Well, this has got to end. It's time we took a stand and said "i have odd physical and mental deformities, and i'm ashamed of them!" No more will i try to pretend it's "ok" to be different, "all right" to make other, more normal people, uncomfortable, "just fine" to waste valuable time and space that could be used for storing more important things (like drinking jars. d'ja ever think how incredible these things are? you can use them as storage, for drinking, as a hammer in a pinch if you're hammering something soft, and they even fit directly onto most blenders!). :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'll join your cult! lets start www.thesepeopleareoxygenthieves.com :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
My Dad uses a phrase - "Waste of skin" which seems appropriate (and a bit easier to remember - it seems www.wasteofskin.com is free) I'm like a gorilla from the waist down. Sad but true.. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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My Dad uses a phrase - "Waste of skin" which seems appropriate (and a bit easier to remember - it seems www.wasteofskin.com is free) I'm like a gorilla from the waist down. Sad but true.. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
benjymous wrote: www.wasteofskin.com Excellent! If CP is a cult :~ and we register that one, I will be a member of two cults at the same time. Why do I feel I should aspire to this? Perhaps I am not feeling enough shame... :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
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My Dad uses a phrase - "Waste of skin" which seems appropriate (and a bit easier to remember - it seems www.wasteofskin.com is free) I'm like a gorilla from the waist down. Sad but true.. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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I'm just not bored enough to click those links (admiring penis art probably comes a decent ways past the "cut myself and paint the walls red" stage, shortly before "tattoo eyeballs with remains of ballpoint pen"), but would like to bring up something that's been puzzling me for a while... ... why are there forums for everything? I can understand, in some cynical way, how websites can spring up for every imaginable topic and plenty more that really can't be imagined with standard-issue equipment, BUT - how the hell do you convince other people to participate in this madness? It's not like they're even activities - i mean, you can see how collectors of plastic pink flamingoes might find it advantageous to share knowledge and experiences on their hobby, perhaps swapping tips on the best way to get them to fade unevenly - but what would cause a man, sitting at home with his natural fur coat and odd-shaped appendage, to suddenly decide he really needs to interact with lots of people similarly afflicted from all strange corners of the globe? Loneliness? Boredom? Relief in the sense of shared misery? My theory is simple: As a society, we just don't have enough shame. Look around you - greed, envy, jealousy, anger, happiness, lust... they all are available in generous supply. But what about shame? All around me are fat people getting fatter, bald people getting balder, dead people getting deader, people with gray eyes staying people with gray eyes. And not a one of them cares! Or if they do, they try to hide it! Shame has become a shameful thing! Well, this has got to end. It's time we took a stand and said "i have odd physical and mental deformities, and i'm ashamed of them!" No more will i try to pretend it's "ok" to be different, "all right" to make other, more normal people, uncomfortable, "just fine" to waste valuable time and space that could be used for storing more important things (like drinking jars. d'ja ever think how incredible these things are? you can use them as storage, for drinking, as a hammer in a pinch if you're hammering something soft, and they even fit directly onto most blenders!). So join me, won't you? And stand up for your right to cower in shame about things you can't help.
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Shog9
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I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again
What's the point of a clickety when I've already told you it doesn't exist? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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What's the point of a clickety when I've already told you it doesn't exist? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
The clickety police is here to enforce the Law, not to think about it :) In fact, I've seen the mistake I've made once the message posted :-O , and I generally don't delete my posts
I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again
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The clickety police is here to enforce the Law, not to think about it :) In fact, I've seen the mistake I've made once the message posted :-O , and I generally don't delete my posts
I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again
have you bought the t-shirt[^] yet? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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benjymous wrote: www.wasteofskin.com Excellent! If CP is a cult :~ and we register that one, I will be a member of two cults at the same time. Why do I feel I should aspire to this? Perhaps I am not feeling enough shame... :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
You could join the cult of grapefruitopia whilst you're at it :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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You could join the cult of grapefruitopia whilst you're at it :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
done :cool:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
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done :cool:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
:-D If only it was that easy in real life. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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have you bought the t-shirt[^] yet? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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have you bought the t-shirt[^] yet? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Okay one has to ask: why does that URL contain references to squirrels? :~
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Live for today and die tomorrow.
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Okay one has to ask: why does that URL contain references to squirrels? :~
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Live for today and die tomorrow.
You mean the grapefruitopia squirrel mousemat? No reason whatsoever -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!