Bah.. Humbug...
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Okay the Hairdressers nextdoor is blasting out Xmas Music which they have now been playing the same CD for the past 2 days - My fellow office inmate and I are trying to work out how to destroy the music sytem by remote - any ideas please.
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02Build a gigantic electro magnet, and frazzle it with EMP (of course you'd have to turn off everything electrical in your office first...) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Perhaps the old fashioned way will work best? Book an appointment, accidently slip and knock the hi-fi off it's table? Then look sad and cute... :cool:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
Or go in wearing earplugs, and turn it up so loud that it blows the speakers -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Perhaps the old fashioned way will work best? Book an appointment, accidently slip and knock the hi-fi off it's table? Then look sad and cute... :cool:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
alas I think they may suss me out - I am as bald as a coot and my office inmate is a musician ('nough said)
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02 -
Okay the Hairdressers nextdoor is blasting out Xmas Music which they have now been playing the same CD for the past 2 days - My fellow office inmate and I are trying to work out how to destroy the music sytem by remote - any ideas please.
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02Okay, here's how you do it...build a remote control flying creature (like a bee, bees are nice) and load it with a small amount of explosive material. Fly it near the music system, detonate, and no more Xmas music. Okay, maybe I'm starting to lose it since bedtime was 6 hours ago. Brad Jennings
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alas I think they may suss me out - I am as bald as a coot and my office inmate is a musician ('nough said)
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02Shaun Wilde wrote: my office inmate is a musician ('nough said) :-D But that makes it easy... Dress up as Santa. Without cap or wig. In front of their door. Sing to the music. Loud. Off-key. If they complain say you like their music that much. Other idea: Record a CD with the same music... getting slower and slower. Sneak in at nite, relplace CD. try one of the generic remote controls from ThinkGeek.
If I could find a souvenir / just to prove the world was here [sighist]
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alas I think they may suss me out - I am as bald as a coot and my office inmate is a musician ('nough said)
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02 -
Ask for a polish then :) (sorry) "The folly of man is that he dreams of what he can never achieve rather than dream of what he can."
HO... HO... HO... you just wait... it'll get ya
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02 -
Okay the Hairdressers nextdoor is blasting out Xmas Music which they have now been playing the same CD for the past 2 days - My fellow office inmate and I are trying to work out how to destroy the music sytem by remote - any ideas please.
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02Hmm, something off topic, completly unrelated, possibly unnatural - why not ask them politely to turn it off/down? :confused:
I don't think this is a serious possesion, and the evil most likely comes from your hand. Colin J Davies, The Lounge
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Hmm, something off topic, completly unrelated, possibly unnatural - why not ask them politely to turn it off/down? :confused:
I don't think this is a serious possesion, and the evil most likely comes from your hand. Colin J Davies, The Lounge
Andreas Saurwein wrote: why not ask them politely to turn it off/down? Ha ha ha ha... Its becoming a long pitch battle... this Hairdresser only has the memory span of 20mins - I think it is some sort of protection mehanism so they can repeat the same conversations ad-nauseam (we know as they then have to shout these conversations/stories over the noise of the music and driers)
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02 -
Shaun Wilde wrote: my office inmate is a musician ('nough said) :-D But that makes it easy... Dress up as Santa. Without cap or wig. In front of their door. Sing to the music. Loud. Off-key. If they complain say you like their music that much. Other idea: Record a CD with the same music... getting slower and slower. Sneak in at nite, relplace CD. try one of the generic remote controls from ThinkGeek.
If I could find a souvenir / just to prove the world was here [sighist]
peterchen wrote: Record a CD with the same music... getting slower and slower. Sneak in at nite, relplace CD. You are a sick, evil twisted person Peter - wish I'd thought of it ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Okay the Hairdressers nextdoor is blasting out Xmas Music which they have now been playing the same CD for the past 2 days - My fellow office inmate and I are trying to work out how to destroy the music sytem by remote - any ideas please.
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02 -
peterchen wrote: Record a CD with the same music... getting slower and slower. Sneak in at nite, relplace CD. You are a sick, evil twisted person Peter - wish I'd thought of it ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?