30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
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I was sent this by a 15 year old friend, and it arrived in nice bright rainbow colours in the form of a chain e-mail, but I'll spare you both. It's a kind of reversal of the what girls what guys to know classics... 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong. 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. 24. PMS is not an excuse. 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that co
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I was sent this by a 15 year old friend, and it arrived in nice bright rainbow colours in the form of a chain e-mail, but I'll spare you both. It's a kind of reversal of the what girls what guys to know classics... 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong. 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. 24. PMS is not an excuse. 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that co
David Wulff wrote: We're not as perverted as you think we all are. You're not ? David Wulff wrote: Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. Too true. What's up with that ? Do they think we WANT to know ? David Wulff wrote: Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. LOL !!! It's funny how many variations on this list do the rounds of the web. This one had quite a few I had not seen. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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I was sent this by a 15 year old friend, and it arrived in nice bright rainbow colours in the form of a chain e-mail, but I'll spare you both. It's a kind of reversal of the what girls what guys to know classics... 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong. 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. 24. PMS is not an excuse. 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that co
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I was sent this by a 15 year old friend, and it arrived in nice bright rainbow colours in the form of a chain e-mail, but I'll spare you both. It's a kind of reversal of the what girls what guys to know classics... 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong. 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. 24. PMS is not an excuse. 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that co
David Wulff wrote: I was sent this by a 15 year old friend That says it all ;P OK, from a 42 year old woman's perspective... 1. We are way more perverted than you could possibly imagine. 2. We reserve the right to associate with ass-holes. Especially if they have cute butts. 3. Sometimes we just want to get down and dirty. Cut to the chase. 4. Of course we are beautiful. 5. We like coffee more than trying to think of another 25 reasons to clutter up the bandwidth of the soapbox. Debbie
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David Wulff wrote: I was sent this by a 15 year old friend That says it all ;P OK, from a 42 year old woman's perspective... 1. We are way more perverted than you could possibly imagine. 2. We reserve the right to associate with ass-holes. Especially if they have cute butts. 3. Sometimes we just want to get down and dirty. Cut to the chase. 4. Of course we are beautiful. 5. We like coffee more than trying to think of another 25 reasons to clutter up the bandwidth of the soapbox. Debbie
Well seeing as you've had far more experience at being a women that I have, I'll take your word for it and retreat tail up front. :-O :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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