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    Henry Minute
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    I was just watching Wimbledon on the haunted fish-tank when much to my amusement, the Female American (just heard that it is Lindsay Davenport)commentator on the Sharapova match said;

    I'm not sure who does the most fist-pumping, Maria or her fiancé Sasha.

    I could hazard a guess.

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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      I was just watching Wimbledon on the haunted fish-tank when much to my amusement, the Female American (just heard that it is Lindsay Davenport)commentator on the Sharapova match said;

      I'm not sure who does the most fist-pumping, Maria or her fiancé Sasha.

      I could hazard a guess.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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      fjdiewornncalwe
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      Again I wish I could +5 a post in the back room...

      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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        I was just watching Wimbledon on the haunted fish-tank when much to my amusement, the Female American (just heard that it is Lindsay Davenport)commentator on the Sharapova match said;

        I'm not sure who does the most fist-pumping, Maria or her fiancé Sasha.

        I could hazard a guess.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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        Slacker007
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        high five.

        ----------------------------- Just along for the ride. -----------------------------

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          I was just watching Wimbledon on the haunted fish-tank when much to my amusement, the Female American (just heard that it is Lindsay Davenport)commentator on the Sharapova match said;

          I'm not sure who does the most fist-pumping, Maria or her fiancé Sasha.

          I could hazard a guess.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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          Keith Barrow
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          It is a curious sensation as coffee spurts through one's nose.

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            It is a curious sensation as coffee spurts through one's nose.

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            thrakazog
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            Better coffee than salsa. That was an experience long ago I hope to never replicate. :rolleyes:

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              Better coffee than salsa. That was an experience long ago I hope to never replicate. :rolleyes:

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              Munchies_Matt
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              Ever tried it with a condom? I saw it done once in a pub years ago so I had a go myself rcently. Its firlay unpleasant but not as bad as you imagine. :)

              "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                Ever tried it with a condom? I saw it done once in a pub years ago so I had a go myself rcently. Its firlay unpleasant but not as bad as you imagine. :)

                "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                fjdiewornncalwe
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                Spewing salsa from one's nose with a condom??? :confused::confused::confused:

                I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                  Spewing salsa from one's nose with a condom??? :confused::confused::confused:

                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                  Munchies_Matt
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                  So, you take the condom, stick it up a nostril, and suck in through said nostril as hard as you can. Keep going till the end of the condon is in the back of your throat, then you reach in and pull it out your mouth. :) And then try to get the taste of spermicide out of your nose. :)

                  "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                    So, you take the condom, stick it up a nostril, and suck in through said nostril as hard as you can. Keep going till the end of the condon is in the back of your throat, then you reach in and pull it out your mouth. :) And then try to get the taste of spermicide out of your nose. :)

                    "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    fat__boy wrote:

                    And then try to get the taste of spermicide out of your nose.

                    Smell of spermicide from your nose, surely?

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      fat__boy wrote:

                      And then try to get the taste of spermicide out of your nose.

                      Smell of spermicide from your nose, surely?

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Munchies_Matt
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                      You would be surprised, believe me! :omg:

                      "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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