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  • G gavindon

    reminds me of an old joke. I'll attempt to get it right. Old man shows up for Sunday service at an upscale church wearing ratty old clothes and unshaven. As he sat down people looked at him disapprovingly and tried not to sit to close. After the services were over, the pastor caught the old man as he was leaving to have a talk. "listen fella" the pastor said, " I think you should go ask God what the proper dress code for church is before you come back". The old man agreed and left. The next week the old man showed up again in ratty cloths, still hasn't shaved. The pastor took him aside and said" Did you ask God what I told you too?" The old man said " yes I did. I asked God what the proper attire was for your church and He replied that He had no Idea, He had never been present here."...............

    Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. A crisis on your part does not constitute one on mine.

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    If I could give you 5 points, I would. :thumbsup:

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    • G gavindon

      reminds me of an old joke. I'll attempt to get it right. Old man shows up for Sunday service at an upscale church wearing ratty old clothes and unshaven. As he sat down people looked at him disapprovingly and tried not to sit to close. After the services were over, the pastor caught the old man as he was leaving to have a talk. "listen fella" the pastor said, " I think you should go ask God what the proper dress code for church is before you come back". The old man agreed and left. The next week the old man showed up again in ratty cloths, still hasn't shaved. The pastor took him aside and said" Did you ask God what I told you too?" The old man said " yes I did. I asked God what the proper attire was for your church and He replied that He had no Idea, He had never been present here."...............

      Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. A crisis on your part does not constitute one on mine.

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      I thought the man was going to reply: "I tried to ask him, but he said, 'Son, how many times do I have to tell you to knock when I'm with your mother?!?'"

      And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        Just saw this on Facebook:

        Facebook response:

        Wow, I'm sorry that Joe is so biased against God. If he actually knew God this conversation would have been TOTALLY different. So sad. :(

        I decided to stay out of that discussion because it was going nowhere fast (I'm not the Joe referred to by the above quote). Curious though... what do you think it means to "know God"? To add some context, the Facebook status that started the never ending replies was "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God quite literally IS love." That seems kind of meaningless to me, but I'm not religious by any measure. Maybe some of you have an interesting perspective. Hopefully we can keep this civil. ;)

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        AspDotNetDev wrote:

        To add some context, the Facebook status that started the never ending replies was "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God quite literally IS love."

        Makes me wonder where hate fits in there. Presumably God created it. If not then it limits God. But if God did create it then seems that one could know God via hate just as well. Certainly seems like some people chose that avenue.

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          AspDotNetDev wrote:

          To add some context, the Facebook status that started the never ending replies was "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God quite literally IS love."

          Makes me wonder where hate fits in there. Presumably God created it. If not then it limits God. But if God did create it then seems that one could know God via hate just as well. Certainly seems like some people chose that avenue.

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          What if pubic crabs? Did this God create them? If so, then one knows god by his pubic crabs.

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          • A AspDotNetDev

            Just saw this on Facebook:

            Facebook response:

            Wow, I'm sorry that Joe is so biased against God. If he actually knew God this conversation would have been TOTALLY different. So sad. :(

            I decided to stay out of that discussion because it was going nowhere fast (I'm not the Joe referred to by the above quote). Curious though... what do you think it means to "know God"? To add some context, the Facebook status that started the never ending replies was "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God quite literally IS love." That seems kind of meaningless to me, but I'm not religious by any measure. Maybe some of you have an interesting perspective. Hopefully we can keep this civil. ;)

            Driven to the ARMs by x86.

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            AspDotNetDev wrote:

            That seems kind of meaningless to me

            Yeah, because if God is literally love, then the phrase could just as easily go, "Whoever does not love does not know love" which I suppose is true?

            - F

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              AspDotNetDev wrote:

              That seems kind of meaningless to me

              Yeah, because if God is literally love, then the phrase could just as easily go, "Whoever does not love does not know love" which I suppose is true?

              - F

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              I love pie, but the pie does not know this!

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                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                If he actually knew God

                What, like I know my neighbour or my wife? I just love that believers spew out a never ending smorgasbord of meaningless platitudes as if that'll convert me to their fantasy or as if, somehow, you can only love if you believe in the sky pixie. Don't know what happened to Stan but he believed that if you were an atheist you were, by definition, amoral.

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                digital man wrote:

                like I know my neighbour or my wife?

                I initially read that as "like my neighbours knows my wife"

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                  You are Allah.

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                  And if I was Vishnu[^] I'd get more work done - 2 arms for work, 2 arms for CP...


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                    What if pubic crabs? Did this God create them? If so, then one knows god by his pubic crabs.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    Well, god must have been filled with warm and fuzzy feelings when he created this one... Let's not forget this one either. Love Love Love... All we need is ....

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                      Well, god must have been filled with warm and fuzzy feelings when he created this one... Let's not forget this one either. Love Love Love... All we need is ....

                      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                      I've dated worse.

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                      • A AspDotNetDev

                        Just saw this on Facebook:

                        Facebook response:

                        Wow, I'm sorry that Joe is so biased against God. If he actually knew God this conversation would have been TOTALLY different. So sad. :(

                        I decided to stay out of that discussion because it was going nowhere fast (I'm not the Joe referred to by the above quote). Curious though... what do you think it means to "know God"? To add some context, the Facebook status that started the never ending replies was "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God quite literally IS love." That seems kind of meaningless to me, but I'm not religious by any measure. Maybe some of you have an interesting perspective. Hopefully we can keep this civil. ;)

                        Driven to the ARMs by x86.

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                        Super Lloyd
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                        I had a BBQ Kangaroo shank with God last week. He is a good guy and a great cook, I don't understand what is all the fuss about! Maybe it's because of all those jealous wannabe God too? But God told me not to worry, he got the situation figured it out! ;P

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          Just saw this on Facebook:

                          Facebook response:

                          Wow, I'm sorry that Joe is so biased against God. If he actually knew God this conversation would have been TOTALLY different. So sad. :(

                          I decided to stay out of that discussion because it was going nowhere fast (I'm not the Joe referred to by the above quote). Curious though... what do you think it means to "know God"? To add some context, the Facebook status that started the never ending replies was "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God quite literally IS love." That seems kind of meaningless to me, but I'm not religious by any measure. Maybe some of you have an interesting perspective. Hopefully we can keep this civil. ;)

                          Driven to the ARMs by x86.

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                          AspDotNetDev wrote:

                          because God quite literally IS love

                          The guy on FB has just finished reading "The Man fom Mars" by RH, this is a quote from the book.

                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                            AspDotNetDev wrote:

                            because God quite literally IS love

                            The guy on FB has just finished reading "The Man fom Mars" by RH, this is a quote from the book.

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                            She's actually a gal. And it's also a bible passage.

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                            • A AspDotNetDev

                              Just saw this on Facebook:

                              Facebook response:

                              Wow, I'm sorry that Joe is so biased against God. If he actually knew God this conversation would have been TOTALLY different. So sad. :(

                              I decided to stay out of that discussion because it was going nowhere fast (I'm not the Joe referred to by the above quote). Curious though... what do you think it means to "know God"? To add some context, the Facebook status that started the never ending replies was "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God quite literally IS love." That seems kind of meaningless to me, but I'm not religious by any measure. Maybe some of you have an interesting perspective. Hopefully we can keep this civil. ;)

                              Driven to the ARMs by x86.

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                              Worried Brown Eyes
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                              Whatever philosophy you live by, there should always be room for Jesus, because Christ is for life, not just for Dogmas! I'll get my coat.

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                              • A AspDotNetDev

                                Just saw this on Facebook:

                                Facebook response:

                                Wow, I'm sorry that Joe is so biased against God. If he actually knew God this conversation would have been TOTALLY different. So sad. :(

                                I decided to stay out of that discussion because it was going nowhere fast (I'm not the Joe referred to by the above quote). Curious though... what do you think it means to "know God"? To add some context, the Facebook status that started the never ending replies was "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God quite literally IS love." That seems kind of meaningless to me, but I'm not religious by any measure. Maybe some of you have an interesting perspective. Hopefully we can keep this civil. ;)

                                Driven to the ARMs by x86.

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                                Alan Burkhart
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                                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                what do you think it means to "know God"?

                                While I don't subscribe to anyone's dogma, I do believe there is enough physical evidence to support our little universe being the work of an intelligent Creator. Having said that, I'll also say this: We're more likely akin to fish in an aquarium in the best-case scenario, or a stain in a petri-dish in the worst case. God (for lack of a better name) created man, but man created religion. Just my opinion.

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                                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                  what do you think it means to "know God"?

                                  While I don't subscribe to anyone's dogma, I do believe there is enough physical evidence to support our little universe being the work of an intelligent Creator. Having said that, I'll also say this: We're more likely akin to fish in an aquarium in the best-case scenario, or a stain in a petri-dish in the worst case. God (for lack of a better name) created man, but man created religion. Just my opinion.

                                  XAlan Burkhart

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                                  Alan Burkhart wrote:

                                  I do believe there is enough physical evidence to support our little universe being the work of an intelligent Creator.

                                  Such as?

                                  - F

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                                    Alan Burkhart wrote:

                                    I do believe there is enough physical evidence to support our little universe being the work of an intelligent Creator.

                                    Such as?

                                    - F

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                                    Fisticuffs wrote:

                                    Such as?

                                    I tend to believe that the Big Bang theory is at least a somewhat accurate description of how our existence began. However, while we've been able to theorize with a reasonable degree of certainty on what happened immediately after the BB, we're still clueless as to what went on before it. My thinking is that if the universe began with the massive explosion of a super-dense object, that object also must have an origin. If we someday explain the origin of that object, then we must also try to explain the origin of the matter that became said object. At some point, there must be a "first" entity of some sort - someone / something that existed literally before anything else existed. By definition, such an entity would be eternal because it exists in spite of having no origin. It would exist outside of time as we know it. Such an entity would necessarily be static. It did not and does not evolve. The BB required that an object be in a state of constant change, collapsing in on itself until it blew itself apart. But with an entity that does not change such a spontaneous event would be impossible. Logic demands therefore that a conscious act on the part of the static entity was required to begin the process of creation. Such an act requires intelligence. This being could be called a god, or creator, or something similar. Probably not supernatural in the traditional sense, but sufficiently beyond us that it/he/she would appear as such. As to those who fantasize about a loving, all-knowing God that miraculously looks just like us... I have difficulty with that. As I said earlier, I think we're likely akin to fish in an aquarium in the best case, or a stain in a petri dish in the worst. As to physical evidence, the fossil record not only makes a case for evolution but also for intelligent design. Virtually all life on the planet appears to be based upon one of several models. It is not that much of a stretch to think that the DNA in all living things was engineered to change over time and lead to the development of new species as required by changing environments. And it's certainly no more of a stretch than to say it all happened by "accident." Anyway, you asked. :)

                                    XAlan Burkhart

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                                      Fisticuffs wrote:

                                      Such as?

                                      I tend to believe that the Big Bang theory is at least a somewhat accurate description of how our existence began. However, while we've been able to theorize with a reasonable degree of certainty on what happened immediately after the BB, we're still clueless as to what went on before it. My thinking is that if the universe began with the massive explosion of a super-dense object, that object also must have an origin. If we someday explain the origin of that object, then we must also try to explain the origin of the matter that became said object. At some point, there must be a "first" entity of some sort - someone / something that existed literally before anything else existed. By definition, such an entity would be eternal because it exists in spite of having no origin. It would exist outside of time as we know it. Such an entity would necessarily be static. It did not and does not evolve. The BB required that an object be in a state of constant change, collapsing in on itself until it blew itself apart. But with an entity that does not change such a spontaneous event would be impossible. Logic demands therefore that a conscious act on the part of the static entity was required to begin the process of creation. Such an act requires intelligence. This being could be called a god, or creator, or something similar. Probably not supernatural in the traditional sense, but sufficiently beyond us that it/he/she would appear as such. As to those who fantasize about a loving, all-knowing God that miraculously looks just like us... I have difficulty with that. As I said earlier, I think we're likely akin to fish in an aquarium in the best case, or a stain in a petri dish in the worst. As to physical evidence, the fossil record not only makes a case for evolution but also for intelligent design. Virtually all life on the planet appears to be based upon one of several models. It is not that much of a stretch to think that the DNA in all living things was engineered to change over time and lead to the development of new species as required by changing environments. And it's certainly no more of a stretch than to say it all happened by "accident." Anyway, you asked. :)

                                      XAlan Burkhart

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                                      Alan Burkhart wrote:

                                      I tend to believe that the Big Bang theory is at least a somewhat accurate description of how our existence began. However, while we've been able to theorize with a reasonable degree of certainty on what happened immediately after the BB, we're still clueless as to what went on before it.
                                       
                                      My thinking is that if the universe began with the massive explosion of a super-dense object, that object also must have an origin. If we someday explain the origin of that object, then we must also try to explain the origin of the matter that became said object. At some point, there must be a "first" entity of some sort - someone / something that existed literally before anything else existed. By definition, such an entity would be eternal because it exists in spite of having no origin. It would exist outside of time as we know it.
                                       
                                      Such an entity would necessarily be static. It did not and does not evolve. The BB required that an object be in a state of constant change, collapsing in on itself until it blew itself apart. But with an entity that does not change such a spontaneous event would be impossible. Logic demands therefore that a conscious act on the part of the static entity was required to begin the process of creation. Such an act requires intelligence.
                                       
                                      This being could be called a god, or creator, or something similar. Probably not supernatural in the traditional sense, but sufficiently beyond us that it/he/she would appear as such. As to those who fantasize about a loving, all-knowing God that miraculously looks just like us... I have difficulty with that. As I said earlier, I think we're likely akin to fish in an aquarium in the best case, or a stain in a petri dish in the worst.
                                       
                                      As to physical evidence, the fossil record not only makes a case for evolution but also for intelligent design. Virtually all life on the planet appears to be based upon one of several models. It is not that much of a stretch to think that the DNA in all living things was engineered to change over time and lead to the development of new species as required by changing environments. And it's certainly no more of a stretch than to say it all happened by "accident."
                                       
                                      Anyway, you asked. :)

                                      Say this conscious, intelligent being, in the unimaginable vastness of it's creation, created only one single planet with life of infinite complexity and creatures with intelligence. Would such a

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                                        Alan Burkhart wrote:

                                        I tend to believe that the Big Bang theory is at least a somewhat accurate description of how our existence began. However, while we've been able to theorize with a reasonable degree of certainty on what happened immediately after the BB, we're still clueless as to what went on before it.
                                         
                                        My thinking is that if the universe began with the massive explosion of a super-dense object, that object also must have an origin. If we someday explain the origin of that object, then we must also try to explain the origin of the matter that became said object. At some point, there must be a "first" entity of some sort - someone / something that existed literally before anything else existed. By definition, such an entity would be eternal because it exists in spite of having no origin. It would exist outside of time as we know it.
                                         
                                        Such an entity would necessarily be static. It did not and does not evolve. The BB required that an object be in a state of constant change, collapsing in on itself until it blew itself apart. But with an entity that does not change such a spontaneous event would be impossible. Logic demands therefore that a conscious act on the part of the static entity was required to begin the process of creation. Such an act requires intelligence.
                                         
                                        This being could be called a god, or creator, or something similar. Probably not supernatural in the traditional sense, but sufficiently beyond us that it/he/she would appear as such. As to those who fantasize about a loving, all-knowing God that miraculously looks just like us... I have difficulty with that. As I said earlier, I think we're likely akin to fish in an aquarium in the best case, or a stain in a petri dish in the worst.
                                         
                                        As to physical evidence, the fossil record not only makes a case for evolution but also for intelligent design. Virtually all life on the planet appears to be based upon one of several models. It is not that much of a stretch to think that the DNA in all living things was engineered to change over time and lead to the development of new species as required by changing environments. And it's certainly no more of a stretch than to say it all happened by "accident."
                                         
                                        Anyway, you asked. :)

                                        Say this conscious, intelligent being, in the unimaginable vastness of it's creation, created only one single planet with life of infinite complexity and creatures with intelligence. Would such a

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                                        MatthysDT wrote:

                                        ...created only one single planet with life of infinite complexity and creatures with intelligence. Would such a creator not be extra fond of this part of his creation?

                                        If that's the case, then it's entirely possible. But we don't know that just yet. Who's to say at this point whether there is other life out there? If even one of the UFO "sightings" is true, or if (snickering derisively) Whitley Strieber[^] really was abducted, then we are not alone in the universe. I'd say that given the size of the universe and the number of stars, odds are that other civilizations exist.

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                                          MatthysDT wrote:

                                          ...created only one single planet with life of infinite complexity and creatures with intelligence. Would such a creator not be extra fond of this part of his creation?

                                          If that's the case, then it's entirely possible. But we don't know that just yet. Who's to say at this point whether there is other life out there? If even one of the UFO "sightings" is true, or if (snickering derisively) Whitley Strieber[^] really was abducted, then we are not alone in the universe. I'd say that given the size of the universe and the number of stars, odds are that other civilizations exist.

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                                          Alan Burkhart wrote:

                                          If that's the case, then it's entirely possible. But we don't know that just yet.

                                          Fair enough. This world probably has an equal amount of nutcases as it has cover-ups. Also remember, that, although relatively small, the part of the universe that mankind has explored via telescopes (etc) includes hundreds of thousands of planets (please forgive my lack of a more precises estimation), and in all that, not a single planet capable of supporting life has been discovered (to my knowledge). But come the end of your life, say 30 - 50 years from now (or tomorrow), and the truth still remains obscured from you, would you not tend to lean toward the existence of God, rather than scientific coincidence, knowing that it is in fact possible that you possess a soul, and that its fate could well be determined by what you believed? Is it worth the gamble?

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