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  • D David Wulff

    ;P BTW, does teddy have a name Elaine? Ooh, that rhymes...

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    Probaly "leather and knives" or something... :cool:

    As James Bond in "die another day", Pierce Brosnan features traits handy in the dawning millenium. He fights without hesitation in a bewildering environment, trusts his high-tech-gadgets, and rather falls for beauty than pondering the political absurdities around him.  [sighist]

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      "Fizzy condoms" Boot's don't have them nor do Superdrug, and the staff at both have never heard of them before. AFAIK we have no novelty shops locally that I can check, so I need to ask you guys. I'd have thought that as you can get "Bananarama" and "Lemon Curd" flavoured condoms you'll be able to get ones coated with, say, that stuff they put in sherbet, but I'm having a hell of a time finding anyone who knows if they even exist... ? If possible I'd like to get some for novelty use at a mate's birthday on Thursday, so that means if they can't be found on the high street (i.e. mail/phone order or over the net) shipping to a UK address must be overnight, what with the new year postal disruptions this week, and it also means they should not be coated with a spermicidal substance or the like (unless totally tasteless). So, any web sites, UK high street shops, mail order companies? Bear in mind I'm looking specifically for "oral sensation" here rather than taste or smell. I had meant to ask on Saturday morning but I was getting those phantom 500's all day long, so time is getting critical here. I'd hate to have to use boring strawberry flavoured one's and a sherbet dip... :eek: [update jan 1st] I still haven't found any, and no one seems to think they even exist, so it looks like I'll be picking up a pack of strawberry ones and some sherbet drips on Thursday after all. :((

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      My local Woolworths supermarket has an incredible range of different condoms at the counter. I'm afraid that doesn't help you though. :-( Regardz Colin J Davies

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      You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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        Probaly "leather and knives" or something... :cool:

        As James Bond in "die another day", Pierce Brosnan features traits handy in the dawning millenium. He fights without hesitation in a bewildering environment, trusts his high-tech-gadgets, and rather falls for beauty than pondering the political absurdities around him.  [sighist]

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        David Wulff
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        Nah, it's probably a Mary or a Violet... :rolleyes:

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          My local Woolworths supermarket has an incredible range of different condoms at the counter. I'm afraid that doesn't help you though. :-( Regardz Colin J Davies

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          You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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          David Wulff
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          Is that the same Woolworths we have over here? I'd never have thought of them - it won't hurt to check my local branch tomorrow when I get my hair cut.

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          • D David Wulff

            Is that the same Woolworths we have over here? I'd never have thought of them - it won't hurt to check my local branch tomorrow when I get my hair cut.

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            I guess it comes from the Americun one. I believe its shut in the US now though. Doesn't Tiverton have a local sexshop for the dwarves ? Regardz Colin J Davies

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              I guess it comes from the Americun one. I believe its shut in the US now though. Doesn't Tiverton have a local sexshop for the dwarves ? Regardz Colin J Davies

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              Colin Davies wrote: Doesn't Tiverton have a local sexshop for the dwarves ? Yes, it's called the town centre between the hours of 5 pm and 9 am...

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              • D David Wulff

                Nah, it's probably a Mary or a Violet... :rolleyes:

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                His name is BB - yes, its short for Bondage Bear :laugh: Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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                  His name is BB - yes, its short for Bondage Bear :laugh: Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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                  That's not too bad... I have a bear next to my monitor called Randy - he's naked apart from some tight leather hotpants and a sailors cap. I wouldn't like to go down to the woods the day our two meet. :suss: :laugh:

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                  • D David Wulff

                    That's not too bad... I have a bear next to my monitor called Randy - he's naked apart from some tight leather hotpants and a sailors cap. I wouldn't like to go down to the woods the day our two meet. :suss: :laugh:

                    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                    David Wulff wrote: I wouldn't like to go down to the woods the day our two meet Sounds like an "Adam & Joe Show" moment.:)

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                    • C ColinDavies

                      My local Woolworths supermarket has an incredible range of different condoms at the counter. I'm afraid that doesn't help you though. :-( Regardz Colin J Davies

                      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                      You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                      David Wulff
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                      Damn, no they didn't sell them, nor indeed any type of condoms. :(( I'm running out of time here - today is my lasy hope if I'm going to order any in. Argh!

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