CNN is really kissing his butt today.
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[voice=BrianBlessed] NO! I AM TWATICUS! [/voice]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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[voice=BrianBlessed] NO! I AM TWATICUS! [/voice]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I knew that was coming. ;P
Well, who doesn't release stuff like that ? Microsoft software is just as bad. Christian Graus That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
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Why kiss his ass when he's dead and not when he was alive? Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive? People in general are twats...myself included.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)They interrupted a show last night to tell you. You would think he was a head of state.
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They interrupted a show last night to tell you. You would think he was a head of state.
djj55 wrote:
You would think he was a head of state.
Yeah. Should be like the BBC in the good old days: announced Kennedy's assassination, then continued with the scheduled comedy show.
Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.
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djj55 wrote:
You would think he was a head of state.
Yeah. Should be like the BBC in the good old days: announced Kennedy's assassination, then continued with the scheduled comedy show.
Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.
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At least they haven't replaced every radio show with pan pipes like they did the day bloody Diana died.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I knew that was coming. ;P
Well, who doesn't release stuff like that ? Microsoft software is just as bad. Christian Graus That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
No. I knew that was coming. :laugh:
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Why kiss his ass when he's dead and not when he was alive? Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive? People in general are twats...myself included.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Slacker007 wrote:
Why kiss his ass when he's dead and not when he was alive? Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive?
Very true. Wish I could give you a 5 here. That's the sad truth about people. You only hear them talk about how great you are when you're dead.
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Why kiss his ass when he's dead and not when he was alive? Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive? People in general are twats...myself included.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Slacker007 wrote:
Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive?
Why're saints only saints when they are dead? I think, like with Amy Winehouse recently, people suddenly become aware that their tallent and skill is gone, for ever, and recognise its velue.
Slacker007 wrote:
People in general are twats...myself included.
The real twats are those who dont know they are twats. :)
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Slacker007 wrote:
Why kiss his ass when he's dead and not when he was alive? Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive?
Very true. Wish I could give you a 5 here. That's the sad truth about people. You only hear them talk about how great you are when you're dead.
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What! WHAT! Have you got time for this? Have you got time to post here! Go back to looking for spam accounts immediately! ;)
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Erudite__Eric wrote:
Have you got time for this?
There's not much catch today so, yes.
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They interrupted a show last night to tell you. You would think he was a head of state.
Few heads of state have that sort of budget. :)
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Why kiss his ass when he's dead and not when he was alive? Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive? People in general are twats...myself included.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)... unless the deceased happens to be the adulterous clothes-horse wife of a royal or a coked-up songstress.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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... unless the deceased happens to be the adulterous clothes-horse wife of a royal or a coked-up songstress.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Oh - I forgot about her!
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No. I knew that was coming. :laugh:
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Only the true Twaticus would truly know that was coming!!
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Slacker007 wrote:
Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive?
Why're saints only saints when they are dead? I think, like with Amy Winehouse recently, people suddenly become aware that their tallent and skill is gone, for ever, and recognise its velue.
Slacker007 wrote:
People in general are twats...myself included.
The real twats are those who dont know they are twats. :)
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Erudite__Eric wrote:
Why're saints only saints when they are dead?
Religiously speaking, "saint" is a technical term that describes a spirit that has graduated to the top plane of the spirit world, and is very close to God. Therefore, you can only become a saint after you have left the earth plane.
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Why kiss his ass when he's dead and not when he was alive? Was he not more of a "visionary" when he was alive? People in general are twats...myself included.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)This song is a little offensive, but pretty damn funny. The Chaser's War on Everything - Eulogy Song[^]
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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Slacker007 wrote:
People in general are twats...myself included.
I'm twaticus!
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
