The Perfect Story

[David Wulff]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan - or Volvo, Missy) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either.

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David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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Going for the 2003 Equal Opportunity Offenders award David ? ;P The tigress is here :-D

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Hehe seen it before but still funny. :laugh: (and you're right - I never do what I'm told. ;)) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[Debs 0]

David Wulff wrote: By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either. Your logic is flawed. It isn't that women don't listen, it's that they don't like being told what to do (by certain individuals). In fact in this instance, telling someone *not* to continue, male or female, almost guarantees that they will. Debbie

[Debs 0]

Some of you may have heard this, but it sprung to mind after reading the other one... A man is driving along a winding, narrow country road; a woman is driving down the same road in the opposite direction. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG! " The man immediately leans out his window and shouts back, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. Debbie