Clinic Tomorrow
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I will be holding a free clinic tomorrow, entitled "Better Insults, No Guilt". I think you guys need to sharpen your skills concerning the combination of wit and charm with scathing, vitriolic remarks. It doesn't do any good to insult the hell out of someone if you don't add some vitality to the act of doing so. The only person that really irritated me today was Michelle, by implying that I was "trolling". However, this single instant can be discounted because he and I have a history, and he continually demonstrates a fascinating inability to gain any kind of happy rapport with anything more mentally complex than a ball bearing. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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Yes you are probably right. It's just I saw a bit of abuse being handed around and I wanted to join the fray. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Colin Davies wrote: It's just I saw a bit of abuse being handed around and I wanted to join the fray. Good move, going past the fray without a flame suit can be dangerous. The way this is heating up I would put a flame suit on just for extra safety :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law -
The Frog Prince will give you any opportunity you want to make a jerk of your self ;P
Michel Prévost wrote: The Frog Prince will give you any opportunity you want to make a jerk of your self Nice story, could've used a vampire though... -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law -
Some while ago, John made a completely unappropriate gratuitous unnecessary idiotic moronic reply to some of my post. I didn't know him, so I don't know why he did that. It was a very little unsignificant accident but it degenerated. Since then, I sometimes bug him on the Soapbox, and in return he makes fun of me via some pseudo-witty comment. It is pure fun. :-D
Michel Prévost wrote: completely unappropriate gratuitous unnecessary idiotic moronic :| It was to long... ...you need to keep it consice and use a little more passion... for example the following would work:
...a completely dumbf*** reply...as you can see it expressed your point and mixed in a little uncontrolled rage :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law -
Michel Prévost wrote: completely unappropriate gratuitous unnecessary idiotic moronic :| It was to long... ...you need to keep it consice and use a little more passion... for example the following would work:
...a completely dumbf*** reply...as you can see it expressed your point and mixed in a little uncontrolled rage :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the lawYou were always my best pupil at the first clinic Matt. :) ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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The article mentions the "Australia's Gastric brooding frog". I can just picture a frog sitting on the loo farting up a storm, all pissed off because some inconsiderate bastard used the last of the paper... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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Some while ago, John made a completely unappropriate gratuitous unnecessary idiotic moronic reply to some of my post. I didn't know him, so I don't know why he did that. It was a very little unsignificant accident but it degenerated. Since then, I sometimes bug him on the Soapbox, and in return he makes fun of me via some pseudo-witty comment. It is pure fun. :-D
If I was really mad about any of it, other steps would obviously need to be taken (don't even think for a minute that I don't have the connections to call in an air strike any time I feel the urge :) ). I do think you can benefit from the clinic though... :) ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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The article mentions the "Australia's Gastric brooding frog". I can just picture a frog sitting on the loo farting up a storm, all pissed off because some inconsiderate bastard used the last of the paper... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
:laugh::laugh::laugh: There's a great visual! "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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If I was really mad about any of it, other steps would obviously need to be taken (don't even think for a minute that I don't have the connections to call in an air strike any time I feel the urge :) ). I do think you can benefit from the clinic though... :) ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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Don't try to hide the fact Richard Simmons is your sex partner, you shit spewing moron. The whole world knows you were lending your sweet ass to homosexual bikers in California, you spit-worthy white trash!!!!
moron Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Don't try to hide the fact Richard Simmons is your sex partner, you sh*t spewing moron. The whole world knows you were lending your sweet ass to homosexual bikers in California, you spit-worthy white trash!!!! Ahhh, an anonymous poster... Robert, is that you? Okay class, who can point out the obvious flaws contained in this message? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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You were always my best pupil at the first clinic Matt. :) ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You were always my best pupil at the first clinic Matt. :-O I try... -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law -
That would improve my english skills a lot :-D
That's a silver lining for everyone. :) -------------------- Okay class, for those that didn't recognize the subtlety, notice that the comment I made above can be considered both complimentary and derogatory depending on how the individual chooses to view the comment. Learn it, live it... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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I read that URL before I clicked it and I honestly thought I was going to the Frnech government's official web site! Eak! :eek: :-O
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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moron Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Don't try to hide the fact Richard Simmons is your sex partner, you sh*t spewing moron. The whole world knows you were lending your sweet ass to homosexual bikers in California, you spit-worthy white trash!!!! Ahhh, an anonymous poster... Robert, is that you? Okay class, who can point out the obvious flaws contained in this message? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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Robert, is that you? Not guilty chief! I would happily insult using my own login. Anonymous posters get little respect from me.
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You were always my best pupil at the first clinic Matt. :-O I try... -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law -
I read that URL before I clicked it and I honestly thought I was going to the Frnech government's official web site! Eak! :eek: :-O
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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It's love between you! :laugh::laugh:
Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop
:wtf: -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law
