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  • D David Wulff

    Hmm I dunno, that does kind of look like a chick...


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    Jason Henderson
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    Women can pee standing up[^] Maybe I'll put the X-10 in the urinal next time. :~

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    • J Jason Henderson

      Indisputable proof of Bob's gender[^] I'm not going to keep this up very long, so enjoy it while it lasts.

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      Lost User
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      Can't argue with that one :rolleyes: :laugh: The tigress is here :-D

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      • D David Wulff

        Hmm I dunno, that does kind of look like a chick...


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        Do you get out much David ? The tigress is here :-D

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        • D David Wulff

          If that's your idea of saying something nice about me... :rolleyes: P.s. I don't really look like an erection problem do I? :suss:


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          Paul Watson
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          David Wulff wrote: .s. I don't really look like an erection problem do I? Hooo k, I never even thought or hinted at that... do you have some subsconcious fear you are not telling us, David? I just thought you were the prime candidate since you were the greatest, loyalist and biggest fan of Bob awhile back. :)

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          • J Jason Henderson

            Women can pee standing up[^] Maybe I'll put the X-10 in the urinal next time. :~

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            benjymous
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            Yeah, I was going to point that out -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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            • S SimonS

              Bob looks a bit like a hermaphrodite (like Cartman's mom), so let's leave his naked body alone. :~ Paul: perhaps there should be a backdrop of Clifton beach in the background, so his nekidnis won't look too out of place. Cheers, Simon "The day I swan around in expensive suits is the day I hope someone puts a bullet in my head.", Chris Carter.
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              SimonS wrote: Paul: perhaps there should be a backdrop of Clifton beach in the background, so his nekidnis won't look too out of place :laugh: On our company christmas outing (that semi-rigid... err bad choice of words in this crowd... with two 200hp motors we went on) we got quite close to Clifton, unfortuanatley it was a week day and the Vaalies were in town... Not the finest specimines around :rolleyes:

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                David Wulff wrote: .s. I don't really look like an erection problem do I? Hooo k, I never even thought or hinted at that... do you have some subsconcious fear you are not telling us, David? I just thought you were the prime candidate since you were the greatest, loyalist and biggest fan of Bob awhile back. :)

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                David Wulff
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                Paul Watson wrote: do you have some subsconcious fear you are not telling us, David? Nah, no fear (or problems :~) here, but Bob has been assiciated with such parts of the male human anatomy before. :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: I just thought you were the prime candidate since you were the greatest, loyalist and biggest fan of Bob awhile back. It took fourteen weeks of couselling and almost eight grand to get me over that...


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                • J Jason Henderson

                  Women can pee standing up[^] Maybe I'll put the X-10 in the urinal next time. :~

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                  David Wulff
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                  From the quick jump box half way down the page: - I need help avoiding spray - I need help avoiding drips I think they apply to most men too. Women think we have it so easy - I'd like to see them remember the finer details of peeing standing up at three am when we men are allergic to all forms of light brighter than 2 candle power... like opening your fly, lifting the lid off the toilet, or distinguishing between the toilet pan and the washing basket - let alone trying to pee silently using the "side wash" technique. And peeing with an erection - well there is an art that takes a lot of skill, especially when you need to use the normal "bowl" style toilet rather than a urinal! :rolleyes:


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                    Do you get out much David ? The tigress is here :-D

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                    David Wulff
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                    I don't know what you mean. :o Come to think of it though I have seen more women pissing in our urinals down at my local than I have blokes using their toilets. :suss:


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                    • D David Wulff

                      From the quick jump box half way down the page: - I need help avoiding spray - I need help avoiding drips I think they apply to most men too. Women think we have it so easy - I'd like to see them remember the finer details of peeing standing up at three am when we men are allergic to all forms of light brighter than 2 candle power... like opening your fly, lifting the lid off the toilet, or distinguishing between the toilet pan and the washing basket - let alone trying to pee silently using the "side wash" technique. And peeing with an erection - well there is an art that takes a lot of skill, especially when you need to use the normal "bowl" style toilet rather than a urinal! :rolleyes:


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                      I'll tell you possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever heard a girl say -- This was in a mixed block of student halls when I was at university, and, ofc, sitting around the kitchen one evening the topic ended up on why can't men get it into the damn toilet, rather than all over the floor / cubicle walls / themselves. One of the girls piped up (in defence of us guys) saying that she actually found it much harder than you'd expect, and that you really needed to try yourself before critisizing. To somewhat stunned and confused silence Realising what she said, she went on to explain that she'd worked in a nursing home for years before coming to university, and had often had to help out the less able male residents -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                      • D David Wulff

                        I don't know what you mean. :o Come to think of it though I have seen more women pissing in our urinals down at my local than I have blokes using their toilets. :suss:


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                        Actually, that was something that amused me when I was in Paris. We were in the Louvre, and all of us needed to go, so found the nearest toilets (hidden away deep in the basement) Needless to say there was the usual large queue for the ladies, and no queue for the gents. When in the gents, I noticed a number of Japanese ladies come in, and happily use the toilets (and ofc nobody complained) Either they have no concept of ladies / gents, or just don't have the same inhibitions as us westeners -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                        • D David Wulff

                          From the quick jump box half way down the page: - I need help avoiding spray - I need help avoiding drips I think they apply to most men too. Women think we have it so easy - I'd like to see them remember the finer details of peeing standing up at three am when we men are allergic to all forms of light brighter than 2 candle power... like opening your fly, lifting the lid off the toilet, or distinguishing between the toilet pan and the washing basket - let alone trying to pee silently using the "side wash" technique. And peeing with an erection - well there is an art that takes a lot of skill, especially when you need to use the normal "bowl" style toilet rather than a urinal! :rolleyes:


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                          Jason Henderson
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                          I could hit a target 5 feet away, but one wrong move and its all over the wall and floor. :-D

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                          • D David Wulff

                            Paul Watson wrote: do you have some subsconcious fear you are not telling us, David? Nah, no fear (or problems :~) here, but Bob has been assiciated with such parts of the male human anatomy before. :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: I just thought you were the prime candidate since you were the greatest, loyalist and biggest fan of Bob awhile back. It took fourteen weeks of couselling and almost eight grand to get me over that...


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                            David Wulff wrote: Bob has been assiciated with such parts of the male human anatomy before :omg: . The word "Robert" (bob is a short version of Robert, isn't it?) design in "slang-french" the feminine breast (we put a "s" to "Robert" because there is a pair of them :))


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                            • J Jason Henderson

                              I could hit a target 5 feet away, but one wrong move and its all over the wall and floor. :-D

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                              KaRl
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                              Jason Henderson wrote: I could hit a target 5 feet away, but one wrong move and its all over the wall and floor Don't you have the arm long enough ? :rolleyes:


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                              • D David Wulff

                                From the quick jump box half way down the page: - I need help avoiding spray - I need help avoiding drips I think they apply to most men too. Women think we have it so easy - I'd like to see them remember the finer details of peeing standing up at three am when we men are allergic to all forms of light brighter than 2 candle power... like opening your fly, lifting the lid off the toilet, or distinguishing between the toilet pan and the washing basket - let alone trying to pee silently using the "side wash" technique. And peeing with an erection - well there is an art that takes a lot of skill, especially when you need to use the normal "bowl" style toilet rather than a urinal! :rolleyes:


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                                KaRl
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                                That's why we should only pee outside. Urinals are for sissys, back to the trees!


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                                • K KaRl

                                  David Wulff wrote: Bob has been assiciated with such parts of the male human anatomy before :omg: . The word "Robert" (bob is a short version of Robert, isn't it?) design in "slang-french" the feminine breast (we put a "s" to "Robert" because there is a pair of them :))


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                                  David Wulff
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                                  Poor sod. He looks like a cöck and is named after a tit. Poor sod.


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                                  • J Jason Henderson

                                    Indisputable proof of Bob's gender[^] I'm not going to keep this up very long, so enjoy it while it lasts.

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                                    Megan Forbes
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                                    :laugh:


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                                    • P Paul Watson

                                      SimonS wrote: Paul: perhaps there should be a backdrop of Clifton beach in the background, so his nekidnis won't look too out of place :laugh: On our company christmas outing (that semi-rigid... err bad choice of words in this crowd... with two 200hp motors we went on) we got quite close to Clifton, unfortuanatley it was a week day and the Vaalies were in town... Not the finest specimines around :rolleyes:

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                                      David Wulff
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                                      What's the deal with Clifton beach? Looks fairly normal according to this[^] webcam. :~


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                                      • D David Wulff

                                        What's the deal with Clifton beach? Looks fairly normal according to this[^] webcam. :~


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                                        David Wulff wrote: What's the deal with Clifton beach? Looks fairly normal according to this[^] webcam That webcam is of Clifton in Tasmania, we mean the Clifton beach here in South Africa. Clifton though is quite tame compared to Shelly beach :-D

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