Buzzword Guru

AspDotNetDev

I believe "predictioneering" is a Golden Guru exclusive.

Danny Martin

I'm predictioneerialising that it's possibly not a mathematical science at all eh? :-D Danny

Nagy Vilmos

Bullshit[^]:

J. Gryphon Shafer Founder, Guru-in-Chief Gryphon is a serial entrepreneur and multi-decade veteran of the information technology industry.

Wow Mr Shafter [fixed that spelling mistake]! How did you get your head so far up your own arse?

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

RobCroll

Deciphering that actually means Shafer has failed more than once in business and has been using a computer for a little over 2 years. This guy sounds like he should give up trying to con people, he's too stupid.

"You get that on the big jobs."

riced

Perhaps he's a Peter Drucker guru: “I have been saying for many years,” Drucker once remarked, “that we are using the word ‘guru’ only because ‘charlatan’ is too long to fit into a headline.”

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