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  • P Paul Watson

    Konstantin Vasserman wrote: What I want to know is how is it even possible for anyone to have figures like an average penis size. It's not like they are measuring and recording the size every time you visit a doctor: Maybe not every time you visit the doctor but apparently there have been many surveys done, with proper measurements taken, of thousands of men. Can't say my doctor has ever asked me to participate, but they do happen. Konstantin Vasserman wrote: I mean, how many people can you expect to be completely honest about this Sad that we can't trust people on this. Also how many of us have actually measured ourselves and so how many of us can even be honest? I can't.

    Paul Watson
    Bluegrass
    Cape Town, South Africa

    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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    Paul Watson wrote: Can't say my doctor has ever asked me to participate, but they do happen. "Ok, let's measure... I see 5", euh, no, 6.. euh, no, 7.., :wtf: 8! .. :eek:! ok. Nurse ? please note 3" "

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      If 90% of men have a "smaller than average penis", wouldn't that mean that the "average penis size" is smaller than they think? And who got the job to determine average penis size? And why don't we ever hear about "average vaginal depth"? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: And why don't we ever hear about "average vaginal depth"? Probably because we are not obsessed by it, not like we are about our WMD length. Also because we are not allowed to say stuff like that about women. After all the fight for equal rights is not what it is about.

      Paul Watson
      Bluegrass
      Cape Town, South Africa

      Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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      • P Paul Watson

        Joao Vaz wrote: Yeah, we are two then So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club?

        Paul Watson
        Bluegrass
        Cape Town, South Africa

        Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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        Paul Watson wrote: So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club? He's made a time machine to go back 3 or 5 days as well?! ;)

        A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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        • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

          My old ISP account is connected to a spam filter which bounces anything it doesn't like (i.e. most of them). :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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          I've got an old bigfoot forwarding address that now also gets far too much spam to be useful, so I forward that into an email account with an autoresponder that gives a message that hopefully a vaguely inteligent human could understand in order to get in contact with me, but not something an automatic bot could do I've just discovered I can set my old ntlworld account to autoforward too, so I'll send it into the same spamtrap account, and see what happens.. [edit:] Woo, it works :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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          • M Megan Forbes

            Paul Watson wrote: So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club? He's made a time machine to go back 3 or 5 days as well?! ;)

            A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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            Did you notice that February has also a 22nd and a 24th? ;)

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              Did you notice that February has also a 22nd and a 24th? ;)

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              KaЯl wrote: Did you notice that February has also a 22nd and a 24th? I'm speechless... :rolleyes:

              A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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                KaЯl wrote: Did you notice that February has also a 22nd and a 24th? I'm speechless... :rolleyes:

                A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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                Incredible, isn't it? I couldn't believe it too, I have had to check that three times on the Net, but it seems it's true. So sad, the date I've got for the 39th of January is probably a bad joke. :((;) Whatever.

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                • P Paul Watson

                  Bit rude so avoid if you are a prude. Got this through spam today: "90% OF MEN HAVE A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE PENIS - ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ?" Paul: Oh no! 90%?!?! God, I thought I might be average, but 90%? That is a lot! Where's their number.... Oh wait a minute... how can 90% be below average? Surely the average would reflect the 90%? So if 90% had 7inches then fine, 90% can't be below average, right? I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone.

                  Paul Watson
                  Bluegrass
                  Cape Town, South Africa

                  Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                  Paul Watson wrote: how can 90% be below average? there was shrinkage! i was in the pool!

                  Zzzzz...

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                    Paul Watson wrote: how can 90% be below average? there was shrinkage! i was in the pool!

                    Zzzzz...

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                    Chris Losinger wrote: there was shrinkage! i was in the pool! :laugh: :laugh: George Costanza, Seinfeld. Hilarious stuff. Good answer.

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    • B benjymous

                      Unless there are a few men out there with penises (peni?) measured in feet rather than inches, which is keeping the "average" unusually high -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                      benjymous wrote: penises (peni?) penii ;) --Mike-- Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                      • P Paul Watson

                        Joao Vaz wrote: Yeah, we are two then So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club?

                        Paul Watson
                        Bluegrass
                        Cape Town, South Africa

                        Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                        Paul Watson wrote: So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club? In your beatifull city , why not ? :cool: A good friend of mine is always saying wonders of Cape Town :-) Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9 Remember just because a good thing comes to an end, doesn't mean that the next one can't be better.-Chris Meech

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                        • P Paul Watson

                          Debs wrote: It does beg the question who actually *has* had their todger that close to a ruler, and *ahem* in what particular state it was at the time... Well boys are boys and I can name a couple of times I have walked into the locker room after rugby practice to find the jocks measuring each other. Apparently it is important to them, like a contest. And yes, the most shudder worthy part was they certainly were in states of arousal, no good measuring a non-aroused WMD. Thankfully none of them liked me, the feeling was mutual, and I just went and used the other showers. Debs wrote: So who carries the clipboard for the statistics?? What a job! How would that get described on a CV?? There is a special interest programme here in South Africa called Carte Blanche, and one episode they were on the subject of swinging. And there, on TV, was the Measurement Queen. I kid you not. She would go around to the homes of men who wanted to join the swingers club and measure them to see if they could get in. :| People do odd things. Their life, but it is still weird.

                          Paul Watson
                          Bluegrass
                          Cape Town, South Africa

                          Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                          Paul Watson wrote: I can name a couple of times I have walked into the locker room after rugby practice to find the jocks measuring each other. Apparently it is important to them, like a contest. And yes, the most shudder worthy part was they certainly were in states of arousal, no good measuring a non-aroused WMD. Ok, now that is just scary. Very scary. Hmm.... are there any American colleges in the UK? :rolleyes:

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                          • P Paul Watson

                            Konstantin Vasserman wrote: What I want to know is how is it even possible for anyone to have figures like an average penis size. It's not like they are measuring and recording the size every time you visit a doctor: Maybe not every time you visit the doctor but apparently there have been many surveys done, with proper measurements taken, of thousands of men. Can't say my doctor has ever asked me to participate, but they do happen. Konstantin Vasserman wrote: I mean, how many people can you expect to be completely honest about this Sad that we can't trust people on this. Also how many of us have actually measured ourselves and so how many of us can even be honest? I can't.

                            Paul Watson
                            Bluegrass
                            Cape Town, South Africa

                            Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                            Paul Watson wrote: Can't say my doctor has ever asked me to participate, but they do happen. Not quite the same, but at school I can remember the nurse donned sterile gloves and felt my, er, boyhood, to check everything was normal. I should have known something was up when it wasn't... :laugh: Paul Watson wrote: I can't I can. :-O Paul Watson wrote: Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! Where was that from? :laugh:

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                              Paul Watson wrote: So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club? In your beatifull city , why not ? :cool: A good friend of mine is always saying wonders of Cape Town :-) Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9 Remember just because a good thing comes to an end, doesn't mean that the next one can't be better.-Chris Meech

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                              Joao Vaz wrote: A good friend of mine is always saying wonders of Cape Town :-D Glad to hear it. Cape Town is beautiful. Pleasure and honour to live here. Everyone should visit if they can :)

                              Paul Watson
                              Bluegrass
                              Cape Town, South Africa

                              Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                Joao Vaz wrote: A good friend of mine is always saying wonders of Cape Town :-D Glad to hear it. Cape Town is beautiful. Pleasure and honour to live here. Everyone should visit if they can :)

                                Paul Watson
                                Bluegrass
                                Cape Town, South Africa

                                Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                Paul Watson wrote: Glad to hear it. Cape Town is beautiful. Pleasure and honour to live here. Everyone should visit if they can Yeah, it's one of the places that want to known if my professional life establishes and when my wife finishes the aesthics course :-) Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9 Remember just because a good thing comes to an end, doesn't mean that the next one can't be better.-Chris Meech

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