Irish Quotes
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A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the Grand canal-Gardai are treating it as suspicious!!! RTE Radio 1 News July 2001 "When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one." RTE Commentator George Hamilton "The referendum went as most people hoped it would." Irish Times editorial displaying acute understanding of the Democratic Process. "Clap your feet!" Bernie of the Nolan Sisters. "He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!" George Hamilton as Butregueno comes off against Ireland. "The idea is well and good in theory, but tell me this, who is going to feed them?" Wicklow Councillor objects to a proposal to boost tourism by putting Gondolas on Blessington Lake. "We are not prepared to stand idly by and be murdered in our beds." Rev. Ian Paisley "What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer." Aer Lingus spokesman. "Deep down I'm a very shallow person." Charles Haughey. "I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it." Jack Charlton on hurling. DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH Irish Times. "A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement from the cow." The Irish Press. "I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it." John B. Keane. "I was called out to a non-existant phone call. When I returned I lifted my glass, smelled and said 'My God, this is foul, it smells like piss'. A voice from the back called but whose?'." Wine connoisseur T. P. Whelehan at a tasting in Trinity College.> > > "Ludicrous. Ridiculous." 1989 edition of Collins Concise Dictionary defines the word 'Irish'. "Get married again." Charles Haughey to women asking for an increase in the widows' pension. "Bosco is a Bollox! Bosco is a Bollox!" What Zig and Zag were caught shouting (with Ian Dempsey laughing in the background) when the cameras returned prematurely from a commercial break during 'Dempsey's Den'. Zag was tossing the Bosco puppet around. Larry Gogan: "With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?" Contestant: "Hamlet." Larry Gogan: "What was Jeeves' occupation?" Contestant: "He was a carpenter." Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....' hint think of m
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A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the Grand canal-Gardai are treating it as suspicious!!! RTE Radio 1 News July 2001 "When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one." RTE Commentator George Hamilton "The referendum went as most people hoped it would." Irish Times editorial displaying acute understanding of the Democratic Process. "Clap your feet!" Bernie of the Nolan Sisters. "He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!" George Hamilton as Butregueno comes off against Ireland. "The idea is well and good in theory, but tell me this, who is going to feed them?" Wicklow Councillor objects to a proposal to boost tourism by putting Gondolas on Blessington Lake. "We are not prepared to stand idly by and be murdered in our beds." Rev. Ian Paisley "What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer." Aer Lingus spokesman. "Deep down I'm a very shallow person." Charles Haughey. "I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it." Jack Charlton on hurling. DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH Irish Times. "A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement from the cow." The Irish Press. "I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it." John B. Keane. "I was called out to a non-existant phone call. When I returned I lifted my glass, smelled and said 'My God, this is foul, it smells like piss'. A voice from the back called but whose?'." Wine connoisseur T. P. Whelehan at a tasting in Trinity College.> > > "Ludicrous. Ridiculous." 1989 edition of Collins Concise Dictionary defines the word 'Irish'. "Get married again." Charles Haughey to women asking for an increase in the widows' pension. "Bosco is a Bollox! Bosco is a Bollox!" What Zig and Zag were caught shouting (with Ian Dempsey laughing in the background) when the cameras returned prematurely from a commercial break during 'Dempsey's Den'. Zag was tossing the Bosco puppet around. Larry Gogan: "With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?" Contestant: "Hamlet." Larry Gogan: "What was Jeeves' occupation?" Contestant: "He was a carpenter." Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....' hint think of m
Bush isn't Irish is he?
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the Grand canal-Gardai are treating it as suspicious!!! RTE Radio 1 News July 2001 "When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one." RTE Commentator George Hamilton "The referendum went as most people hoped it would." Irish Times editorial displaying acute understanding of the Democratic Process. "Clap your feet!" Bernie of the Nolan Sisters. "He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!" George Hamilton as Butregueno comes off against Ireland. "The idea is well and good in theory, but tell me this, who is going to feed them?" Wicklow Councillor objects to a proposal to boost tourism by putting Gondolas on Blessington Lake. "We are not prepared to stand idly by and be murdered in our beds." Rev. Ian Paisley "What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer." Aer Lingus spokesman. "Deep down I'm a very shallow person." Charles Haughey. "I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it." Jack Charlton on hurling. DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH Irish Times. "A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement from the cow." The Irish Press. "I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it." John B. Keane. "I was called out to a non-existant phone call. When I returned I lifted my glass, smelled and said 'My God, this is foul, it smells like piss'. A voice from the back called but whose?'." Wine connoisseur T. P. Whelehan at a tasting in Trinity College.> > > "Ludicrous. Ridiculous." 1989 edition of Collins Concise Dictionary defines the word 'Irish'. "Get married again." Charles Haughey to women asking for an increase in the widows' pension. "Bosco is a Bollox! Bosco is a Bollox!" What Zig and Zag were caught shouting (with Ian Dempsey laughing in the background) when the cameras returned prematurely from a commercial break during 'Dempsey's Den'. Zag was tossing the Bosco puppet around. Larry Gogan: "With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?" Contestant: "Hamlet." Larry Gogan: "What was Jeeves' occupation?" Contestant: "He was a carpenter." Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....' hint think of m
ballyduff wrote: DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH :wtf: Is this for real? ballyduff wrote: Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....' hint think of me." Contestant: "A pig in sh*te." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Regards,Rohit Sinha
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A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the Grand canal-Gardai are treating it as suspicious!!! RTE Radio 1 News July 2001 "When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one." RTE Commentator George Hamilton "The referendum went as most people hoped it would." Irish Times editorial displaying acute understanding of the Democratic Process. "Clap your feet!" Bernie of the Nolan Sisters. "He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!" George Hamilton as Butregueno comes off against Ireland. "The idea is well and good in theory, but tell me this, who is going to feed them?" Wicklow Councillor objects to a proposal to boost tourism by putting Gondolas on Blessington Lake. "We are not prepared to stand idly by and be murdered in our beds." Rev. Ian Paisley "What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer." Aer Lingus spokesman. "Deep down I'm a very shallow person." Charles Haughey. "I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it." Jack Charlton on hurling. DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH Irish Times. "A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement from the cow." The Irish Press. "I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it." John B. Keane. "I was called out to a non-existant phone call. When I returned I lifted my glass, smelled and said 'My God, this is foul, it smells like piss'. A voice from the back called but whose?'." Wine connoisseur T. P. Whelehan at a tasting in Trinity College.> > > "Ludicrous. Ridiculous." 1989 edition of Collins Concise Dictionary defines the word 'Irish'. "Get married again." Charles Haughey to women asking for an increase in the widows' pension. "Bosco is a Bollox! Bosco is a Bollox!" What Zig and Zag were caught shouting (with Ian Dempsey laughing in the background) when the cameras returned prematurely from a commercial break during 'Dempsey's Den'. Zag was tossing the Bosco puppet around. Larry Gogan: "With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?" Contestant: "Hamlet." Larry Gogan: "What was Jeeves' occupation?" Contestant: "He was a carpenter." Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....' hint think of m
Here are some more Larry Gogan quiz answers: http://www.oirishtimes.com/larrygogan.htm :)