THIS is why I love my country

[Richard Deeming]

:-D Reminds me of the Hale & Pace "Bollocks" sketch.

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[benjymous]

Hmm, I'm guessing as one of them says "phew, bugger me" that it implies that you do indeed take the same meaning as I would. Maybe it's just considered less offensive over there, or something (though again, it's context - someone saying "bugger me" to a child would be totally different) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

[benjymous]

Surely it's a small child with a magnifying lens.. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Just for once I'm speechless...:omg: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[benjymous]

Either you've got a far dirtier mind than me, or we're talking cross purposes here :~ and believe me, I can find inuendo in anything, given half a chance.. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

[Shog9 0]

c'mon, don't try and pretend you, as a child, never had fun with a lens on a warm sunny day... ;)

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[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

No, I didn't. I've always tried to preserve life than to take it. :) The only creatures I make an exception for are wasps because they're nasty little psychotic stripey bastards. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[David Wulff]

Chris Maunder wrote: Here's an ad for Toyota [^]in Australia. :laugh:

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[benjymous]

Ooh, nice sig :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

[Shog9 0]

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: The only creatures I make an exception for are wasps because they're nasty little psychotic stripey bastards. And cannibals - but then, so are rats... ... and humans ... ;)

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[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

benjymous wrote: Either you've got a far dirtier mind than me, or we're talking cross purposes here I prefer to think of it as "adventurous" :laugh: I have the feeling most guys would run a mile if they could see inside my mind. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[Shog9 0]

thanks :)

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[benjymous]

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: The only creatures I make an exception for are wasps because they're nasty little psychotic stripey bastards Did you know that the reason wasps are such a pest at the end of the summer is that their queen has died, and the nest has no purpose any more, so in effect the wasps just go off on a crazed bender now that they no longer have any responsibilities (as they know they're going to die soon anyway) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

I didn't know that but it strikes me that the perfect answer is Guinness. :beer: Try "going on a bender" after a few pints and you'll see what I mean! After that, all they'll be good for is pizza and kebabs... ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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