Powell - Bin Laden - Iraq

Giles

I can just see it now.... ring ring, ring ring... Saddam : "Hello, Saddam speaking?" Osama : "Hi Saddam, its Osama." Saddam : "Hi Osama, hows life in the cave?" Osama : "Not so bad, getting by. I was calling to reassert out commitment together." Saddam : "No problem, I just hope that this line is not tapped." Osama : "Me to, if it is then they may be able to trace me to this hotel in Vegas." Saddam : "Not to worry then. Say hello to Elvis for me." Osama : "Oh and one more thing, I've ropped Canada in as well."

peterchen

Imagine what would happen... "In the name of god almighty. This is a message to our muslim brothers in the USA. With concern we watch the crusaders to yadda yadda yadda israel. Under these circumstances it is not bad when the interests of moslems and mormons meet to fight the crusaders. yadda yadda mormons still antichristallah. yadda. We yadda yadda martyr yadda [rep 10] Ready to be liberated from their government subservant to the republicans are the areas: Texas, Washington D.C., and New York. Yadda Yadda virgins yadda." Would Bush scratch his head a last time, and blow up himself like WIle E. Coyote? Would Runsfeld nuke utah? Would Powell turn into another Milo Minderbinder?

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Nitron wrote: Why don't we just ask our fellow Iraqi software developers here on CP what they think about all this instead of speculating? I've spoken to Iraqi refugees about Saddam. None liked him. But then again, they fled for their lives to get away from him, so I'd be very puzzled if they did like him. :) -- "And God said, Let us make man in our image"

Nitron

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: they fled for their lives to get away from him Why did they flee? Couldn't they just hold a huge female nude protest? :rolleyes: - Nitron

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

Somehow I don't think that would work out very well. :) -- "And God said, Let us make man in our image"

Kant

Giles wrote: Osama : "Oh and one more thing, I've ropped Canada in as well." ROTFL :laugh: Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]

Paul Watson

KaЯl wrote: That's it! Colin Powell and the Evidence is a black man? Holy crap, had me fooled for ages.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

Paul Watson

KaЯl wrote: A rumor also says Bin Laden is recording a tape to support France Damned Frogs! Bomb France! The US, sorry, UN can bomb France on their way over to Iraq. Drop a few bombs with a garlic and wine disease and France will disapear off the face of the Earth (someone should probably bomb me for my spelling.)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

KaRl

Paul Watson wrote: Drop a few bombs with a garlic and wine disease :wtf:! I will use the genitals of the first one who sabotages our wines as decoration for my living room, and will drink in his skull. Such a serious thing as the Wine is no subject for this kind of jokes.

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Kant wrote: What a pity, Powell is using Bin Laden's tape as a reason for a war against Iraq. What a fall for a great war hero. He's a politician. What else do you expect? :rolleyes: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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