Women Drivers (Valentines Day is starting to rock around here ;P )

Megan Forbes

Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120km per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!! DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!! :-D

Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

HENDRIK R

Megan Forbes wrote: Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120km per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! You're sooo lucky ... I would be really happy if a woman driving in front of me would go faster than 70. :cool: Megan Forbes wrote: ... she was halfway over in my lane ... I'm often watching women driving that way and not doint anything beside holding their wheel ...:~ Megan Forbes wrote: It scared me (I'm a man) so bad; Oh, that ever happens to us ...women driving can be a really scaring experience :wtf: Megan Forbes wrote: DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!! You can't generalize that ... it's only about 95% of them ;) Ok, and now a nice Valentines Day to all women out there in the *real* world !!! :rose:

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

I like it! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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brianwelsch

I'm glad this guy has said something!! We men have been living in fear for far too long. It's a nightmare out on the road. A guy can hardly eat breakfast and read the morning paper without some woman trying to get made up, swerving around like mad!! :mad: :laugh: Funny, although the shaving things strikes a bit close to home for me :-O BW "We get general information and specific information, but none of the specific information talks about time, place or methods or means..." - Tom Ridge - US Secretary of Homeland Security

Megan Forbes

brianwelsch wrote: Funny, although the shaving things strikes a bit close to home for me :eek: Will we still be seeing you around?

Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

brianwelsch

Megan Forbes wrote: Will we still be seeing you around? you bet! However, I might start shaving in the safety of my own home from now on. ;) BW "We get general information and specific information, but none of the specific information talks about time, place or methods or means..." - Tom Ridge - US Secretary of Homeland Security

Paul Watson

Megan Forbes wrote: It scared me (I'm a man) so bad I reread that ten times thinking "Megane Forbes is a man? WTF?" then carried on reading and went "Oh, she is TELLING a joke. Aaahhh." :rolleyes: Megan Forbes wrote: BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS Alrighty then. Someone should rather be buying a Porsche to get over his mid life crisis than calling his pork and beans funny names. :laugh:

Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South Africa

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

brianwelsch

Paul Watson wrote: pork and beans reminds of "Something About Mary" "Son, how'd you get the beans above the frank!?" BW "We get general information and specific information, but none of the specific information talks about time, place or methods or means..." - Tom Ridge - US Secretary of Homeland Security

Megan Forbes

brianwelsch wrote: you bet! and brianwelsch wrote: might start shaving in the safety of my own home sounds a little ambiguous to me still! :rolleyes:

Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

Megan Forbes

Paul Watson wrote: "Megane Forbes is a man? :laugh: *Bellylaugh* :laugh: That would certainly not be a good valentines surprise for my husband! ;P

Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

David Wulff

Paul Watson wrote: I reread that ten times thinking "Megane Forbes is a man? WTF?" Me too, but then I thought "stranger things have happened". :-D

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk