Penis Extensions Top the List in Britain

ColinDavies

It would be more interesting if the number of penis extensions exceeded the number of men having cosmetic surgery though. Regardz Colin J Davies

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JoeSox

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David Wulff

Yeah, my mother offered to help the local community centre by reading and replying to their "Dear Santa" letters last year, and the number of them asking for larger penises outnumbered those asking for shiny red fire engines 20:1. And they was just the ones signed "Loving Housewife". ;) On the topic though, people who feel they need to go in for any sort of cosmetic surgery without very real and physical problems (i.e. putting them at a physical disadvantage) should just have that part of their body destroyed with powerful lasers to teach them to say "no". I know this will strike a stake in many free capitalist loving drones people, but individuals and companies that profit from other people's insecurities are bigger leeches, vultures and hyenas than any politician will ever be.

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JoeSox

David Wulff wrote: my mother offered to help the local community centre by reading and replying to their "Dear Santa" letters last year, and the number of them asking for larger penises outnumbered those asking for shiny red fire engines 20:1. I would like to see what your Mother's replies looked like:-D maybe something like.... Dear little Bobby, Thank you for writing Santa Clause. Due to the large requests for Penis enlargments this year, you must wait until next year while the rest of the men in Britain get there jimmies jocked.... Later,
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Shog9 0

David Wulff wrote: On the topic though, people who feel they need to go in for any sort of cosmetic surgery So, David, what are your feelings on cosmetic piercing, tatooing, branding, or scarring?

shog nine

Ever since i heard the voice i thought i had no choice...

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

lol! How about this one: "Germans want cash for interrupted sex" [^] ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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David Wulff

JoeSox wrote: I would like to see what your Mother's replies looked like maybe something like.... No, over here in England (note the similarity between the country name and the language you've just butchered) we don't drop key words from sentances like that. ;P

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David Wulff

Firstly, um... Shog9 wrote: scarring People scar themselves cosmetically?! Shog9 wrote: what are your feelings on cosmetic piercing, tatooing, branding I personally would do none, but those are all very subtley different from cosmetic surgery. Those are decorations, like our clothing, hair styles, etc, the equivalent of having a unique scent in our tree hoping days, they are not modifying our bodies to make ourselves feel good about ourself (which incedentally it doesn't, as the women who go in for regular "tweaks" will tell you). Totally different mindset behind them. I find it very hard to visualise in my mind just how people can feel they need cosmetic surgery, or indeed why looking young and hiding natural signs of maturity like grey hair or wrinkles is so important to so many people. But then I walk past a newsagent and see a forteen year old boy scanning through the pages of "Mens Health" and a group of 12 year old girls paying for a copy of "Just Seventeen" and it suddenly becomes crystal clear. $$$. :|

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Shog9 0

David Wulff wrote: People scar themselves cosmetically?! BME: Scarification[^]

shog nine

Ever since i heard the voice i thought i had no choice...

David Wulff

:omg:

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Shog9 0

The worst of this, David, is that i really didn't know such things existed until you responded in disbelief and i was forced to search Google. Seems it's impossible to imagine a perversion that someone hasn't already tried, and posted photos on the 'Net. :rolleyes:

shog nine

Ever since i heard the voice i thought i had no choice...