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    Chris Quinn
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    The built in profanity filter should indicate the unfortunate alias selected by a female colleague whose first language is not English! :-O What a sunshine!

    select
    count(usr.usr_id) cunt
    FROM [dbo].[user_details] usr
    LEFT JOIN [dbo].[aspnet_Users] a_usr ON usr.usr_id = a_usr.usr_id
    where a_usr.usr_id IS NULL


    It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com


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    • C Chris Quinn

      The built in profanity filter should indicate the unfortunate alias selected by a female colleague whose first language is not English! :-O What a sunshine!

      select
      count(usr.usr_id) cunt
      FROM [dbo].[user_details] usr
      LEFT JOIN [dbo].[aspnet_Users] a_usr ON usr.usr_id = a_usr.usr_id
      where a_usr.usr_id IS NULL


      It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com


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      jim lahey
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      Brilliant. Maybe she was having a bad day?

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        The built in profanity filter should indicate the unfortunate alias selected by a female colleague whose first language is not English! :-O What a sunshine!

        select
        count(usr.usr_id) cunt
        FROM [dbo].[user_details] usr
        LEFT JOIN [dbo].[aspnet_Users] a_usr ON usr.usr_id = a_usr.usr_id
        where a_usr.usr_id IS NULL


        It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com


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        OriginalGriff
        wrote on last edited by
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        What a count!

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        • C Chris Quinn

          The built in profanity filter should indicate the unfortunate alias selected by a female colleague whose first language is not English! :-O What a sunshine!

          select
          count(usr.usr_id) cunt
          FROM [dbo].[user_details] usr
          LEFT JOIN [dbo].[aspnet_Users] a_usr ON usr.usr_id = a_usr.usr_id
          where a_usr.usr_id IS NULL


          It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com


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          ENOTTY
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          Yeah, it really should have been:

          count(usr.usr_id) AS NumberOfOrphanedCunts

          Always strive to make the intent clear. The real weird thing is however the nullable foreign key.

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            The built in profanity filter should indicate the unfortunate alias selected by a female colleague whose first language is not English! :-O What a sunshine!

            select
            count(usr.usr_id) cunt
            FROM [dbo].[user_details] usr
            LEFT JOIN [dbo].[aspnet_Users] a_usr ON usr.usr_id = a_usr.usr_id
            where a_usr.usr_id IS NULL


            It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com


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            AlphaDeltaTheta
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            Well well, my first language is not english either, and i remember doing exactly the same naming in my tests :rolleyes:

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              The built in profanity filter should indicate the unfortunate alias selected by a female colleague whose first language is not English! :-O What a sunshine!

              select
              count(usr.usr_id) cunt
              FROM [dbo].[user_details] usr
              LEFT JOIN [dbo].[aspnet_Users] a_usr ON usr.usr_id = a_usr.usr_id
              where a_usr.usr_id IS NULL


              It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com


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              Vladimir Svyatski
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              Initially I didn't get it (because of the asterisks). Such aliases should not surprize anyone. If we step aside from the programming for a moment, one can remember that Japanese car makers are that awesome, that they can name cars "Pajero" (which is not a very good word in Spanish slang) and sell them officially in Spain. With that said, why can't a female developer use genitalia as an alias in that SQL query?

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