Hello? I guess
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I was looking at some legacy code that I re-wrote for a project and found this gem. There were also variables named bob, mike, jane etc...
string hi;
// some code
if(true)
{
hi = "hi";
}
else
{
hi = "hi";
}... or a test for 'unreachable code detected' feature of the compiler...
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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I was looking at some legacy code that I re-wrote for a project and found this gem. There were also variables named bob, mike, jane etc...
string hi;
// some code
if(true)
{
hi = "hi";
}
else
{
hi = "hi";
} -
I have decided to write a compiler that handles a robotic arm to slap the developer when this kind of code is fed to it. :doh:
What if the robot became very picky on which code is right? What if it start to slap everyone even his master and creator and then go on a slap-kill spree? Be careful or you may create a machine that will kill us all!
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I have decided to write a compiler that handles a robotic arm to slap the developer when this kind of code is fed to it. :doh:
That reminds me of an idea I had at our office - extended validation using a keyword capable of administering mild electric shocks every time a user does something like use a "." in a text field they can't be bothered to fill in.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.
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What if the robot became very picky on which code is right? What if it start to slap everyone even his master and creator and then go on a slap-kill spree? Be careful or you may create a machine that will kill us all!
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What if the robot became very picky on which code is right? What if it start to slap everyone even his master and creator and then go on a slap-kill spree? Be careful or you may create a machine that will kill us all!
:laugh: +5
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I was looking at some legacy code that I re-wrote for a project and found this gem. There were also variables named bob, mike, jane etc...
string hi;
// some code
if(true)
{
hi = "hi";
}
else
{
hi = "hi";
}Member 9704383 wrote:
There were also variables named bob, mike, jane etc.
That's good to write readable code. Bob, short for Robert, meaning: "bright fame". So it's a variable used as a loop counter. Jane has the meaning of "God is Great" it's used for holding global program-status. Everybody knows that someone with the name mike drinks to much alcohol. So it's used for error-handling. The meaning of Jina is "named child", so child-objects are called that way, while root-objects are called adam and an objects that controls other objects is called eve. If you use those variable-names, everyone knows the meaning. :-\
Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Member 9704383 wrote:
There were also variables named bob, mike, jane etc.
That's good to write readable code. Bob, short for Robert, meaning: "bright fame". So it's a variable used as a loop counter. Jane has the meaning of "God is Great" it's used for holding global program-status. Everybody knows that someone with the name mike drinks to much alcohol. So it's used for error-handling. The meaning of Jina is "named child", so child-objects are called that way, while root-objects are called adam and an objects that controls other objects is called eve. If you use those variable-names, everyone knows the meaning. :-\
Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
The best function I had was. It was in VBA, so translated to C#
public void ApriTiQuandoTiDicoIo()
{
...
}It's Italian for "OpenWhenITellItToYou()", and it did exactly that: Open a File only when I (the developer) wants it.
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Member 9704383 wrote:
There were also variables named bob, mike, jane etc.
That's good to write readable code. Bob, short for Robert, meaning: "bright fame". So it's a variable used as a loop counter. Jane has the meaning of "God is Great" it's used for holding global program-status. Everybody knows that someone with the name mike drinks to much alcohol. So it's used for error-handling. The meaning of Jina is "named child", so child-objects are called that way, while root-objects are called adam and an objects that controls other objects is called eve. If you use those variable-names, everyone knows the meaning. :-\
Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Maybe you should smoke tobacco instead of marijuana :laugh:
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I have decided to write a compiler that handles a robotic arm to slap the developer when this kind of code is fed to it. :doh:
I have a 200kg capable anthropomorphic robot in the basement I can lend it to you, don't hesitate to ask for it, of course given the fact you will allow me to use it before some times... Please, put a MadSlapMode in the software in which the robot will start slapping everyone at a fast pace without even making a single question. :thumbsup:
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