With all these touch screen devices...
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...they should implement new touch method; Faceplant. When its too much for a facepalm that you just smash your face at it, it would immediately run a sophisticated application which would find out the reason of the daily horror youre facing and type properly aggravated post with delicate use of profanities as a reply to whichever forum or system it is. It would evolve humankind greatly forward in quick fashion, and leave all normal display users jealous of those touch screen device users.
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...they should implement new touch method; Faceplant. When its too much for a facepalm that you just smash your face at it, it would immediately run a sophisticated application which would find out the reason of the daily horror youre facing and type properly aggravated post with delicate use of profanities as a reply to whichever forum or system it is. It would evolve humankind greatly forward in quick fashion, and leave all normal display users jealous of those touch screen device users.
Optional responses: Siri: :omg: While the sentiment is appreciated, I don't have lips to likewise respond in kind. Besides, your breathe reaks. Siri: :wtf: OK! OK!! I'll show you a list of local stores that have breath mints, already!! Siri: X|