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Roger Wright

I gotta get one: Suburban Trunk Monkey[^]!:laugh: It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

Member 96

Good one!

JoeSox

:laugh: a lot of reposts today. I think I will compile a long list searching the forums for .mpeg, .cfm, etc. then everyone can work down the list so we are all on the same page:laugh::laugh: that monkey trunk is a good one. Later,
JoeSox
www.joeswammi.com
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Roger Wright

That's a great idea - I have never seen this one before receiving it via email today, and I spend a lot of time here. Maybe a 'Best and Worst of CP Humor' list would be handy! It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

David Wulff

I love it! Just one thing though, it should be called a "Boot Monkey". ;P

David Wulff

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Roger Wright

I suppose it was inevitable that someone would make that comment... [sigh] It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

JoeSox

problem is , it might have to wait until next week:( I only have 45 minutes left before I leave my highspeed work, and go home to my dial-up:(( I got busy at work, damn new tally printer has a defective head:rolleyes: Later,
JoeSox
www.joeswammi.com
Constitution Party[^]

Paul Watson

Roger Wright wrote: I gotta get one: Suburban Trunk Monkey[^]! :laugh: I am with David though. Tis a boot monkey. Has anyone ever had a nutter like that though come up to their window and start yelling about his driving? The worst I have ever had was a finger.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er

Roger Wright

Paul Watson wrote: Has anyone ever had a nutter like that though come up to their window and start yelling about his driving? Oh yeah... Happens often in larger cities where stress is at toxic levels just from living there. People have been known to leap out of their cars and pull other drivers out of their cars for a sound thrashing. Sometimes the car gets destroyed, sometimes the driver gets knifed; they call it "Road Rage." It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

David Wulff

Blimey, and I thought Road Rage was shouting abuse at another driver that just cut you up, even thought they can't hear you. Remind me to take the bus when I visit America!

David Wulff

http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

Roger Wright

When a bus cuts you off, it's acceptable to push it over - preferably over a cliff.;P It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

David Wulff

Ok, then what about motorbikes? Cyclists? Pedestrians? Um... :eek:

David Wulff

http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

Paul Watson

Roger Wright wrote: People have been known to leap out of their cars and pull other drivers out of their cars for a sound thrashing. Sometimes the car gets destroyed, sometimes the driver gets knifed; they call it "Road Rage." Oh yeah, that I know and it happens hear. What I meant was has road rage actually happened to you personally? Have you gotten out of your car and banged on a guys window because he drove a bit funny? Or has someone done that to you? Here in SA road rage was a problem the last few years. A few short blocks from me last year a guy got out of his car, grabbed his hockey stick (field hockey.) He walked to the car in front of him, smashed the drivers window, dragged the driver out of his car and beat him to death. Right there in the road, in front of the guys family, in front of HIS family, in front of thousands of stuck motorists. He said he just saw red and did not remember a single thing about it. Apparently the guy in front was a bit slow in taking up the slack from the cars in front. Shocking stuff.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Want a job?

Paul Watson

Road Rage: Here in SA road rage was a problem the last few years. A few short blocks from me last year a guy got out of his car, grabbed his hockey stick (field hockey.) He walked to the car in front of him, smashed the drivers window, dragged the driver out of his car and beat him to death. Right there in the road, in front of the guys family, in front of HIS family, in front of thousands of stuck motorists. He said he just saw red and did not remember a single thing about it. Apparently the guy in front was a bit slow in taking up the slack from the cars in front. Shocking stuff. Cyclists are often targets of road rage because frustrated motorists see them zipping past and get pissed off. Many a car door has been opened at just the right/wrong moment.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Want a job?