Different kind of Russian Roulette

benjymous

:wtf: indeed -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

HENDRIK R

Wow, that's really sort of alarming. "I'm scared of getting pregnant, but as long as you get it out of you, it's all right. I've heard you'll be safe if you scrape out (semen) with a plastic coffee spoon, so I always carry one around with me, just in case" Better than a knife and the attitude " I've heard you'll be safe if you cut off the man's privates and keep it out of you". ;) But that tactic of preventing pregnancy sounds like that of British children, lateley revealed in a survey. So f.i. drinking milk afterwards or doing a handstand should help ...:confused::wtf:

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

While I've got nothing against a good orgy (not that I've ever been invited to one :-O)...that's just bloody stupid. Some of those kids are in for a very nasty shock. :( Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: While I've got nothing against a good orgy... As opposed to a "bad" orgy?? :laugh: Mike Mullikin :beer:

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Doug Goulden

Darwin's survival of the fittest.... This should thin the herd a little. I may seem harsh, but in these times how could anyone be so stupid? Uptight Ex-Military Republican married to a Commie Lib - How weird is that?

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Mike Mullikin wrote: As opposed to a "bad" orgy?? If you know the difference you must have been to a few. ;) Care to let us in on your shady past (and/or present)...? ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

I figure the information about VDs doesn't reach the kids. Either that, or they're like you say - utterly stupid. -- we dance to the sound of sirens and we watch genocide to relax we dance to the sound of sirens we are the heroes of self-deception

David Wulff

Someone needs to knock some f-cking sense into those kids. (bad baaaad pun I know). :wtf:

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David Wulff

Man those Japs! http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0302/0204schoolpanties.html[^] http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0301/030125dish.html[^]

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Ray Cassick

I never did understand the appeal of 'going where everyone has gone before' so to speak.

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

I thought you English people were the pervs, but it seems that you've been knocked down from the number one spot by the Japanese. :-D Japanese schoolgirls have been soiling their panties for pocket money for years A slight case of Engrish?[^]. I don't see how you can make money out of dirty panties.. oh wait, n/m. :suss: "This is the standard costume for our crock pot course," she says. "Apparently this really gets the guys off." What on earth is a crock pot? :confused: -- we dance to the sound of sirens and we watch genocide to relax we dance to the sound of sirens we are the heroes of self-deception

Jorgen Sigvardsson

Hehe. Have you gotten an order confirmation on those plane tickets yet? :rolleyes: -- we dance to the sound of sirens and we watch genocide to relax we dance to the sound of sirens we are the heroes of self-deception

David Wulff

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I thought you English people were the pervs, but it seems that you've been knocked down from the number one spot by the Japanese Having just read about thirty connected articles on that web site I am inclined to believe and resign my position as the chairman of Perverts of Great Briton. Some of the things that go on - commonly - over there are frightening! :omg:

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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: If you know the difference you must have been to a few. Honestly... no. I'm a one woman (at a time ;P ) man and always have been. I just thought your comment about orgies was funny. I had this vision of a "swinging" couple talking over coffee in the morning... "So dear, how did you like the orgy last night?" "Well, everything was fine until Bill stuck his sweaty #%$*@ in my !@#$%, everything kind of went downhill after that." "Yeah, I know what you mean. That orgy was awful!!!" ;P Mike Mullikin :beer:

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

lol I had the same thoughts - I just thought I'd wind you up a bit. :-O Can you imagine a bunch of swingers in the pub recounting their adventures the night before? :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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