JOTD --- bad taste

[ColinDavies]

Early one morning tennis celebrities Venus and Serena Williams came in from their early morning workout to have a bite of breakfast. As they settled down to their nutritious intake, Senea looked over at Venus. Serena whispered "Hey I think Dad is sprinkling hormones in our food." This shocked Venus and she replied "I can't believe that! What is making you say that Serena? Serena quickly answered "Well sister, I have hair growing on my body in a place where it is not meant to be growing". Now Venus was confused and asked "So where abouts is it growing on you"? [see below for Serena's answer] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "On my cock and balls" answered Serena. Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign' Rob Manderson wrote:

[KaRl]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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[David Wulff]

I don't get it. :confused:

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David Wulff

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[Lost User]

LMAO :laugh: :laugh: Mike Mullikin :beer:

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash. - Emo Phillips

[Michael Dunn]

Since your humour gague is at zero, I'll assume you really want an explanation. Venus and Serena are pro tennis players, trained by their father, and are really ugly and muscular. Thus the joke takes a swipe at their looks and their dad. --Mike-- The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens.   -- Strong Bad 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

[Paul Watson]

David Wulff wrote: I don't get it Michaels explanation forget to mention that Serena and Venus are supposedly (says so on their birth certificates) female. i.e. They should not have a cock and balls to grow hair on in the first place.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Want a job?

[Paul Watson]

Colin Davies wrote: "On my c*** and balls" answered Serena :laugh: :laugh: That is terrible! Good one Colin.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Want a job?

[Senkwe Chanda]

hmm, ok I guess I'm the only one that didn't like that joke in the least. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

[Lost User]

No, I didn't either. The tigress is here :-D

[Lost User]

If that had been funny it would have been justified. By the way, rather than an anonymous vote I thought it best to just say what I think. Elaine The tigress is here :-D

[Rohit Sinha]

Trollslayer wrote: By the way, rather than an anonymous vote I thought it best to just say what I think. Well done. I find it sickening that people vote a 1 and then move on, without saying anything. If someone already said what you wanted to say, then it's OK, no need to reiterate the same point. But if you are a first, you should let the poster know why you voted a 1. Thanks for acting in a sensible manner. :)
Regards,

Rohit Sinha

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