The worst drink ever

Paul Watson

Andreas Saurwein wrote: May it be that you actually mean "Stroh" rum, which comes from my very own country? Yup that is the one. Evil stuff. Andreas Saurwein wrote: This was the only time in my live I was Drunk (capital D). LOL, you need to get Drunk more mate.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

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Paul Watson

Anonymous wrote: Now I must defend my homeland by stating that there is no such chinese drink as "Agape". Are you sure it is chinese? May be you are just too drunk to tell? We were definitley in the Chinese tent, was the second tent we visited (after Mexicana where we only had three or so jello shots, nowhere near enough to even make me teeter.) It was not listed on the menu but my friend who tried it last year said to the very oriental lady "Have you got Agape?" and she smiled wickedly and brought a labeless bottle from under the counter. We saw some other oriental type people drinking it too so I am sure it was not just a Chinese joke on us Westerners :) I do not know how it is spelt, Agape comes as close as I can think. Anonymous wrote: The rice alcoholic drinks made in China are not so clear One was clear, like vodka (but it was not vodka I assure you, I know these things) and the other was a golden colour, like one of your mates had pissed in the white version. I will try and find a link to it and post it for you Mr. Anonymous

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Want a job?

Andreas Saurwein

Paul Watson wrote: Yup that is the one. Evil stuff. :evil-grin: Yes, first we make you dizzy with Waltz and classic music, then we knock you down with Stroh rum. :laugh: Paul Watson wrote: LOL, you need to get Drunk more mate. Thanks, am still recovering from the last time. I seldom drink more than is good for me. If I want to get high (or stimulated), I'll have my wife and my computer :cool:

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Andreas Saurwein

Paul Watson wrote: ...said to the very oriental lady "Have you got Agape?" and she smiled wickedly... As someone mentioned already "Agape" is greek for "love". "Have you got Love" isnt something you ask in a chinese tent :) And you are wondering what the b**ch served you? :omg:

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Paul Watson

Andreas Saurwein wrote: I seldom drink more than is good for me. If I want to get high (or stimulated), I'll have my wife and my computer You definitley need to get Drunk. ;P I don't believe in sober drinking. If that is the case then I drink coke, lemonade or orange juice. But if I am going to drink then I Drink. Go Big or drink a coke. :rolleyes:

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Want a job?

Anonymous

Paul Watson wrote: ... she smiled wickedly ... That's the clue. Paul Watson wrote: ... like one of your mates had pissed in the white version ... And that's the answer. ;P As for the white version, I know some of my mates can do crystal clear piss. ;) Seriously, there was a chinese movie in which there is scene of people making alcohol. At the finish, they would ask a child to pee inside which supposed to make it taste good.

Paul Watson

Andreas Saurwein wrote: As someone mentioned already "Agape" is greek for "love". "Have you got Love" isnt something you ask in a chinese tent And you are wondering what the b**ch served you? Well she was not a bitch young man. That is a word to be used when only describing a truly terrible person of the female persuasion. :) And I said it was a clear liquid, not a milky one X| And judging from her English skills she probably knows no Latin either. (not that my Latin is anything at all...)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

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Paul Watson

Anonymous wrote: As for the white version, I know some of my mates can do crystal clear piss More info than anyone wants on even ones own mates, never mind other peoples mates. :rolleyes:

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Want a job?

Debs 0

Hang on a minute... your "friend" had supped this before, and yet he still wanted to try it again? It was in a label-less bottle??? You tried the dubious looking yellow stuff even after having the first stuff? You think it was called agape? At least one of your mates was drunk? And yet you are expecting us to believe that you weren't drunk? Pull the other one. ;P What exactly was in the mexican jello?:~ Debbie

Paul Watson

Debs wrote: your "friend" had supped this before, and yet he still wanted to try it again? He wanted me to try it. Only way he could get me to try it was for him to join in to. Debs wrote: You tried the dubious looking yellow stuff even after having the first stuff I had the golden version first. Hated it. Thought the clear might not be as bad. I was wrong. Debs wrote: You think it was called agape? It definitley was called agape. At least if you say the Greek word for love then it sounds identical to what the Chinese lady said and what my friend said. So my spelling may be off. I could make a recording and email it to you, but then that would be getting a bit wierd. Debs wrote: At least one of your mates was drunk? No, they all were. :rolleyes: Debs wrote: And yet you are expecting us to believe that you weren't drunk? Pull the other one. What exactly was in the mexican jello? Oh Tequilla! She makes you happy... One Tequilla... Two Tequilla... Three Tequilla... Floor... :rolleyes: I had three, that is only about 3 tots, nowhere near enough to get drunk on. Look, when Chris gets rich and flies all the regulars to his Secret Island Lair I will bring along a bottle and you can all try it. Deal?

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Want a job?

Shog9 0

Paul Watson wrote: I don't believe in sober drinking. Ah, ye of little faith! I, for one, am a True Believer in sober drinking - i always believe i'm sober while drinking, up 'till the point my head contacts terra firma.

shog nine

Ever since i heard the voice i thought i had no choice...

Paul Watson

Shog9 wrote: Ah, ye of little faith! I, for one, am a True Believer in sober drinking - i always believe i'm sober while drinking, up 'till the point my head contacts terra firma. But ofisher! Imshh not drunksh! Sir, you went up that one way. But sirsshhh! I onlysh went one waysh! :rolleyes: If I ever get caught going up a one way the wrong way, that will be my defense (without the slurring.)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er DavidW wrote: You are totally mad. Nice.

Shog9 0

Paul Watson wrote: Vodka coffee... :suss: Paul Watson wrote: Kaluha coffeee X| Yer supposed to drink coffee *after* you're drunk, so's you can be Drunk enthusiasticly. A good beer in one hand, a good coffee in the other. Why ruin one with the other by mixing?

shog nine

Ever since i heard the voice i thought i had no choice...

Paul Watson

Shog9 wrote: A good beer in one hand, a good coffee in the other. Why ruin one with the other by mixing? Huh? Kahlua is a milk based liqueur which goes very well with coffee. Or on it's own over ice, or just plain straight. But it is not a beer. :) And you are right. You drink them after you are drunk. As the night winds down it is nice to sit on a balcony sipping Kahlua in coffee. Ooooh, or a Kahlua don pedro... *drool*

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er DavidW wrote: You are totally mad. Nice.

Roger Wright

For a truly vile drink, try a martini. A blend of 6 parts gin (made from fermented juniper berries and extraordinarily toxic to the liver) and 1 part vermouth (a remarkably inferior wine), few drinks can compete with it for the "thoroughly filthy tasting" award. Shaken, stirred, or strained through a diaper, nothing can make a martini palatable. We do, however, have a product that will wash that nasty taste out of your mouth. Called Everclear, it's a 100 proof alcoholic beverage that can double as rocket fuel or paint remover in a pinch. Due to, I assume, interstate strategic arms treaties, only a few states allow it to be sold. Unsurprisingly Arizona is one of them. But much to my surprise I also found it for sale in Utah, a state run by a religion that forbids alcohol consumption! Go figure...:wtf: It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

Andreas Saurwein

Thanks Roger :rolleyes:

Shaken, stirred, or strained through a diaper, nothing can make a martini palatable. Roger Wright, Soapbox

Paul Watson

Roger Wright wrote: For a truly vile drink, try a martini. A blend of 6 parts gin (made from fermented juniper berries and extraordinarily toxic to the liver) and 1 part vermouth (a remarkably inferior wine), few drinks can compete with it for the "thoroughly filthy tasting" award. Shaken, stirred, or strained through a diaper, nothing can make a martini palatable. Ummm, if I said I pay good money for a good martini would you loose all hope in me? I actually like the drink. Not in all occasions though, can be a bit dry. I like Gin too, though not straight (not after my friends sister got me to down 1/4 a bottle of Gin on my 18th birthday... never again! That was a bad night I can tell you) but in a G&T combo. Tonic water on it's own is quite nice. People look at me oddly when I buy 1lt and just drink it with nothing else. Roger Wright wrote: Called Everclear, it's a 100 proof alcoholic beverage that can double as rocket fuel or paint remover in a pinch Everclear? Cleans nasal passages, throats, engines and rockets. :rolleyes: Oooph, sounds like a once in a lifetime drink. Generally taken just before you die.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er DavidW wrote: You are totally mad. Nice.

Debs 0

Paul Watson wrote: He wanted me to try it. Now how does that saying go? "with friends like these..." Paul Watson wrote: Look, when Chris gets rich and flies all the regulars to his Secret Island Lair I will bring along a bottle and you can all try it. Deal? Yeah, like, you've done a really good sales job on it! Debbie

KaRl

Try milk mixed with red wine. Once the mix made, you have only a few seconds to drink it before the milk begins to curdle X|

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Paul Watson

KaЯl wrote: Try milk mixed with red wine. Once the mix made, you have only a few seconds to drink it before the milk begins to curdle Ouch. We have a different version of that here which we call Blowjobs Revenge. Take a tot of lime juice and then any milk based alcohol (Kalhua, Baileys etc.) Shoot the cream but keep it in your mouth, then shoot the lime and get a friend to shake your head about. Takes at least ten pints to get the bits of curdled cream from between your teeth. X| Never tried it with red wine though. Will give it a bash some time :-D

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er DavidW wrote: You are totally mad. Nice.