Found in the smartphone SDK

[benjymous]

//
// File: vibrate.h
//
// Purpose: API for controlling the vibrator.
//

..

// Return values:
// E_FAIL == failure, probably device not present (use VibrateGetDeviceCaps)
// E_NOTIMPL == the feature you are attempting to use is not yet implemented
// S_OK == hurray, everything's great
//
HRESULT Vibrate(DWORD cvn, const VIBRATENOTE * rgvn, BOOL fRepeat, DWORD dwTimeout);

hurray! the vibrator's working! everything's great :~ -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

[Jim Crafton]

LOL ! Man that's hilarious ! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

[David Wulff]

I know this isn't related to your post per se, but does the name Penfold mean anything to you? :~ He's the best, He's the greatest, He's the greatest secret agent in the world! He's the ace, He's amazing, He's the strongest, He's the quickest, He's the best! Benjy mous_e_! http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/shows/dangermouse.html[^] :rolleyes:

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David Wulff

"David Wulff can't live without me, so you shouldn't either" - Paul Watson

[Megan Forbes]

benjymous wrote: hurray! the vibrator's working! everything's great :laugh: Sounds like great sig material to me...

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But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

[Lost User]

hehe - is this what they call 'cribbing' ? ;P

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// vibrator.h - from Smartphone SDK // // Return values: // E_FAIL == failure, probably device not present (use VibrateGetDeviceCaps) // E_NOTIMPL == the feature you are attempting to use is not yet implemented // S_OK == hurray, everything's great // HRESULT Vibrate(DWORD cvn, const VIBRATENOTE * rgvn, BOOL fRepeat, DWORD dwTimeout); "hurray! the vibrator's working! everything's great :~ " - benjymous on SDK's

[Paul Watson]

I don't know how I lived without a vibrator. In my phone... jeeeessh! Very handy feature.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er DavidW wrote: You are totally mad. Nice.

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

I should add that Benjy said he though of me when he found this. :-O I haven't even got a vibrator...yet. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

From now on we'll hear women go S_OK, S_OK, S_OK!!!!! ATLVERIFY(SUCCEEDED(Vibrate(m_woman))); -- It's not unusual to be picked up by a klingon woman It's not unusual to have fun with a klingon When I see you kicking me around It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die

[Gary R Wheeler]

I guess there's at least one way to guarantee that no one will want to borrow your phone...

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Software Zen: delete this;

[Jon Newman]

ROFLMAO!!!
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