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    Thanks7872
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    Please take me to the Doctor please please :wtf:

    "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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      Please take me to the Doctor please please :wtf:

      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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      Lost User
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      :laugh:

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        :laugh:

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        Duncan Edwards Jones
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        Whatever is the root cause of this it sounds like it will be fascinating.

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          Please take me to the Doctor please please :wtf:

          "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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          ZurdoDev
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          The gravity pull is stronger on the 2nd floor. The bits are slowing down through the ethernet. http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-05-02/[^]

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            The gravity pull is stronger on the 2nd floor. The bits are slowing down through the ethernet. http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-05-02/[^]

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            Richard Deeming
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            Maybe it's a very tall building, and he's experiencing gravitational time dilation. :rolleyes:


            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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              The gravity pull is stronger on the 2nd floor. The bits are slowing down through the ethernet. http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-05-02/[^]

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              :laugh:

              "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                Please take me to the Doctor please please :wtf:

                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                Bad cabling most certainly. Any switches plugged into themselves? :laugh:

                You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                  Bad cabling most certainly. Any switches plugged into themselves? :laugh:

                  You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                  PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                  Bad cabling most certainly

                  Nope. They need amplifier on terrace... :laugh:

                  "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                    Bad cabling most certainly

                    Nope. They need amplifier on terrace... :laugh:

                    "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    Wouldn't that only amplify the problem?

                    You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                      Please take me to the Doctor please please :wtf:

                      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                      Bernhard Hiller
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                      Easy to find out: offices of high ranking people are farther upstairs, they get computers with highest specs and the most modern network etc. Let me guess: developers are in the 2nd floor.

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                        Easy to find out: offices of high ranking people are farther upstairs, they get computers with highest specs and the most modern network etc. Let me guess: developers are in the 2nd floor.

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                        Bernhard Hiller wrote:

                        developers are in the 2nd floor.

                        They're probably in the basement. :rolleyes:


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                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                          Bernhard Hiller wrote:

                          developers are in the 2nd floor.

                          They're probably in the basement. :rolleyes:


                          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          Bah, off-shored. Bernhard Hiller wrote: developers are in the 2nd floor world FTFY

                          You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                            Please take me to the Doctor please please :wtf:

                            "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                            GuyThiebaut
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                            I am assuming that the server is deployed on the 4th floor. What is happening is that the bytes are being nibbled away by each floor so that by the time they reach the 2nd floor only nibbles are left - hence causing problems on the second floor.

                            “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                            ― Christopher Hitchens

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                              The gravity pull is stronger on the 2nd floor. The bits are slowing down through the ethernet. http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-05-02/[^]

                              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                              VICK
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                              Epic. :D

                              We should be building great things that don't exist-Lary Page

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                                Please take me to the Doctor please please :wtf:

                                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                                Johnny J
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                                Easy! Just do a text search in the code for something like

                                if (floor == 2)
                                { }

                                and you'll locate the problem in a second! :doh:

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