6 signs you are not meant to be a programmer
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1: You write your prose as sweeping generalizations that are utterly meaningless.
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"Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can become great." -- Gusteau
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I stopped reading after I read this at the beginning of the second paragraph:
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I spent over a decade earning a degree in computer science and thinking it was the career for me only to realize that it wasn’t
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I agree with Karel Čapek on this.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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I stopped reading after I read this at the beginning of the second paragraph:
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I spent over a decade earning a degree in computer science and thinking it was the career for me only to realize that it wasn’t
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A decade! In less than a decade I got a PhD in CS, never mind an ordinary degree!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
I took a leisurely eight years to get my four year degree. :cool:
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I took a leisurely eight years to get my four year degree. :cool:
Interesting perspective. I compressed my four years of study into five years.
BDF The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer. -- PaulowniaK
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Interesting perspective. I compressed my four years of study into five years.
BDF The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer. -- PaulowniaK
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0. You spend more than 4 years to get a CS degree...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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1: You write your prose as sweeping generalizations that are utterly meaningless.
Actually, that's the #1 sign that you're meant to be a clickbait drivel writer. Lo and behold...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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I took a leisurely eight years to get my four year degree. :cool:
In one night, I came home drunk and got the third degree.
