Web/Java Application Developer Cover Letter
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
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I have a skill set very much in search of a purpose
Priceless :laugh:
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
Member 11323763 wrote:
decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language.
1. Who told you that you had a strong aptitude for written language? Mother? 2. Don't quit your day job. 3. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Member 11323763 wrote:
that didn’t occur to me at the time
Lack of foresight. A weakness.
Member 11323763 wrote:
I’m working on practicing some SQL
"...working on practicing..." Let's see I'm beginning to think about trying a little practice of sql. Weakly worded for someone with strong aptitude in writing. Try: I'm learning SQL now. Desperation speaks louder than words and creates quite long cover letters. :)
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. --- Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
Member 11323763 wrote:
Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"?
Hire ? No ! As an act of Holiday Season kindness you might refer them to a local community mental health center, but check with your lawyers first, and be prepared to be stalked, harassed, etc.
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
How can you hire (or interview) someone when they have clearly stated they don't know what they want to do as a career. What role would you be interviewing them for? For someone who claims to have good communication skills, this is a very poor covering letter. It doesn't tell us anything useful. It is dull and verbose and I'd drop it straight in the bin.
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
"Web/Java Application Developer Cover Letter" "So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming" Their written English may be passable, however their reading ability needs some work.
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This is an actual Cover Letter I received in response to a job posting for an experienced Web/Java Application Developer position... Should I hire this guy to see how quickly he gets "quite fatigued by the repitition of coding exercises"? Recruiting or Hiring Official: Let me start off by saying that my degree in English can be a bit misleading. I imagine that it suggests that my writing skills are more than acceptable for most tasks; in that regard, it gives the correct impression. I also imagine that it suggests that I also have a high familiarity with various forms of literature; in that regard, it’s a bit less meaningful. Certainly, I have read a good deal of literature, but I have no particular specialization on the subject, and it’s definitely not why I ended up with a degree in English. Instead, the aspects of my degree that are more relevant are those that require close attention to detail, analytical thinking, and cohesive argument-building using logic and organization. In fact, I started off my college career as a Computer Science major before realizing (quite belatedly after two years) that a number of factors made the major a poor fit. So instead of resigning myself to a career in programming — that I eventually learned “Computer Science” was an analogy for; that I had been studying since I was a high school freshman; that I was slowly being driven mad by debugging sessions; and that I was becoming quite fatigued by the repetition of coding exercises — I decided to fall back on my naturally strong aptitude for written language. In hindsight, it might have been better to transition over to something still in the realm of information technology and services, but that didn’t occur to me at the time. I think my existing frustrations with the Computer Science program discouraged me from putting myself in a potentially similar scenario. That’s a bit of a shame, since I wonder how I would have fared in a more hardware-oriented learning environment or an environment related to software application but not design. For example, I’m still very quick about picking up software-usage skills (I’m working on practicing some SQL at the moment; it seems a competency in high demand among employers), and have built and maintained multiple computers on a home network (that’s what happens when you’re the most tech-savvy person around; I suspect my knowledge of hardware roughly equates to A+ certification, but I’ve never had a reason to be tested and maintain certification). So at this point, I have a
