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  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

    Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da owner of da pig what appened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What append to you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter couldn´t stop kissing me." "By Allah! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein. The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

    :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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    Joao Paulo Figueira
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh: You're a genius, man!

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      :laugh::laugh::laugh: You're a genius, man!

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      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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      João Paulo Figueira wrote: You're a genius, man! Thank you! However, I can't take the credit for this joke. I am nothing like Linus Torvalds. :-D -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

        Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da owner of da pig what appened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What append to you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter couldn´t stop kissing me." "By Allah! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein. The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

        :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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        Lost User
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        Wicked :laugh: :cool: Oh - and a 5. The tigress is here :-D

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        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

          Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da owner of da pig what appened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What append to you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter couldn´t stop kissing me." "By Allah! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein. The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

          :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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          Ed Gadziemski
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          I dinna no Saddam was Italiano. :) Those willing to trade liberty for security deserve neither - Benjamin Franklin

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            I dinna no Saddam was Italiano. :) Those willing to trade liberty for security deserve neither - Benjamin Franklin

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            He's the Don, capische? ;) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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            • E Ed Gadziemski

              I dinna no Saddam was Italiano. :) Those willing to trade liberty for security deserve neither - Benjamin Franklin

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              Paul Watson
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              Ed Gadziemski wrote: I dinna no Saddam was Italiano :laugh: :laugh: I was thinking the exact same thing. Though I also detected some Frrrrrrrench in his words.

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              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da owner of da pig what appened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What append to you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter couldn´t stop kissing me." "By Allah! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein. The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

                :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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                Nish Nishant
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                I've heard the same joke with Clinton, Bush, Zia-Haq, Laloo Prasad Yadav etc... Nish

                Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                  I've heard the same joke with Clinton, Bush, Zia-Haq, Laloo Prasad Yadav etc... Nish

                  Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                  I like template programming, and it seems I like template joking too. :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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                  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                    I like template programming, and it seems I like template joking too. :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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                    Joao Paulo Figueira
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                    Keep them coming, Jörgen! ;)

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                    • N Nish Nishant

                      I've heard the same joke with Clinton, Bush, Zia-Haq, Laloo Prasad Yadav etc... Nish

                      Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                      DRHuff
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                      I heard it first with Jean Chretien (PM of Canada) and if you have ever heard him speak you just know its him. (He manages to mangle both of Canadas official languages:laugh::laugh::((:(() Dave Huff Igor would you give me a hand with the bags? Certainly - you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!

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                      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                        I like template programming, and it seems I like template joking too. :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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                        Nemanja Trifunovic
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                        :eek: I just wanted to vote this message 5, but instead I voted 2. It's too early for me :zzz:

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                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                          Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da owner of da pig what appened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What append to you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter couldn´t stop kissing me." "By Allah! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein. The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

                          :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                          Hillarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears

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