Here's a new one

[Richard Andrew x64]

I just heard the word "aware" used as a transitive verb, as in "Now that I've awared you of these key points, I want you to......"

The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

[Lost User]

Dictionary throwing time, I think.. :laugh:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer]

Let me guess, Italian? ;P

Osofem Inc

[Frank Alviani]

Vomit.. X|

According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.

[CHill60]

That made me shudder so much I almost dropped my bacon sarnie

[BrianBattles]

Not a native English speaker, perhaps?