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    Three months ago, we launched a new Azure web application for a client. The application generates around 500 records (or one for every employee) in a particular table every workday. In the main processing page, if a daily record already exists for an employee, the record id was passed in with this code:

    intRecID = CShort(Request("current_daily_rec_id").ToString)

    The application ran just fine until this morning when all hell broke loose! I had it fixed and posted within an hour of the first incident, but only after recording over 240 errors! :sigh:

    "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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      Three months ago, we launched a new Azure web application for a client. The application generates around 500 records (or one for every employee) in a particular table every workday. In the main processing page, if a daily record already exists for an employee, the record id was passed in with this code:

      intRecID = CShort(Request("current_daily_rec_id").ToString)

      The application ran just fine until this morning when all hell broke loose! I had it fixed and posted within an hour of the first incident, but only after recording over 240 errors! :sigh:

      "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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      Brisingr Aerowing
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      What happened? An overflow?

      What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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        What happened? An overflow?

        What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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        kmoorevs
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        Yep! Average 20 working days a month and a little over 3 months times the 500 records a day comes out to about 32,767 or so...now, I should be good for another 18,000 years or so. :laugh:

        "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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          Yep! Average 20 working days a month and a little over 3 months times the 500 records a day comes out to about 32,767 or so...now, I should be good for another 18,000 years or so. :laugh:

          "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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          Brisingr Aerowing
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          Oops! :laugh:

          What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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            What happened? An overflow?

            What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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            A similar thing happened quite a few years ago on a system on of our clients had from a different supplier, which was an Access database - they started getting numeric overflow errors and the original supplier wanted lots of time and money to investigate and fix the problem as it was out of paid support. I asked the user if there were 32,767 records in the main table and he was astonished at my correct guess. I changed the autonumber column in the main table from a short integer to a long integer and said that he could buy me a pint on my next site visit. Lots of brownie points were also awarded by the client.

            ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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            • K kmoorevs

              Three months ago, we launched a new Azure web application for a client. The application generates around 500 records (or one for every employee) in a particular table every workday. In the main processing page, if a daily record already exists for an employee, the record id was passed in with this code:

              intRecID = CShort(Request("current_daily_rec_id").ToString)

              The application ran just fine until this morning when all hell broke loose! I had it fixed and posted within an hour of the first incident, but only after recording over 240 errors! :sigh:

              "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              I had to fix a similar issue back in the 90s, when the table of accounts in our database exceeded the number we could import to an Excel sheet (16384?). :doh:

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              • K kmoorevs

                Three months ago, we launched a new Azure web application for a client. The application generates around 500 records (or one for every employee) in a particular table every workday. In the main processing page, if a daily record already exists for an employee, the record id was passed in with this code:

                intRecID = CShort(Request("current_daily_rec_id").ToString)

                The application ran just fine until this morning when all hell broke loose! I had it fixed and posted within an hour of the first incident, but only after recording over 240 errors! :sigh:

                "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                Worried Brown Eyes
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                Here's[^] one of my favourite Halls of Shame.

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                  A similar thing happened quite a few years ago on a system on of our clients had from a different supplier, which was an Access database - they started getting numeric overflow errors and the original supplier wanted lots of time and money to investigate and fix the problem as it was out of paid support. I asked the user if there were 32,767 records in the main table and he was astonished at my correct guess. I changed the autonumber column in the main table from a short integer to a long integer and said that he could buy me a pint on my next site visit. Lots of brownie points were also awarded by the client.

                  ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                  Brisingr Aerowing
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                  :cool:

                  What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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