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Functional Programming is the great paradigm shift that is sweeping through software development.
Prepare yourself for the cutting edge!
Especially for those who loved the "Programming Trends" item ;)
:confused: and why did he write like that?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Functional Programming is the great paradigm shift that is sweeping through software development.
Prepare yourself for the cutting edge!
Especially for those who loved the "Programming Trends" item ;)
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:confused: and why did he write like that?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
I assumed it was a joke about the way many functional languages order their syntax.
TTFN - Kent
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I assumed it was a joke about the way many functional languages order their syntax.
TTFN - Kent
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Functional Programming is the great paradigm shift that is sweeping through software development.
Prepare yourself for the cutting edge!
Especially for those who loved the "Programming Trends" item ;)
This article isn't actually about Functional Programming at all, it's a comical put down of the FP paradigm by someone that clearly doesn't understand it.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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:confused: and why did he write like that?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Because it's not a serious article, it's a comical put-down of the FP paradigm by someone who clearly doesn't understand it.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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:confused: and why did he write like that?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
There is a series of articles on learning Haskell called "Learn You a Haskell for Great Good". I presumed he was riffing on that theme.
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I assumed it was a joke about the way many functional languages order their syntax.
TTFN - Kent
To assume makes an ass of u and me :)
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This article isn't actually about Functional Programming at all, it's a comical put down of the FP paradigm by someone that clearly doesn't understand it.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
It's pretty funny though :laugh:
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Regards, Sander
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It's pretty funny though :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
It's certainly funny. They ought to write some CP articles. A few light-hearted articles might be a good idea :-D
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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Functional Programming is the great paradigm shift that is sweeping through software development.
Prepare yourself for the cutting edge!
Especially for those who loved the "Programming Trends" item ;)
Quote:
"a monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the problem?"
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To assume makes an ass of u and me :)
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Yeah, but I do that every day ;) First half anyway. The me part. I meant.
TTFN - Kent
