Lame pick-up lines
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Some non-work safe stuff on sub-pages. http://linesthataregood.com/[^] BW "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Some non-work safe stuff on sub-pages. http://linesthataregood.com/[^] BW "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
"If you were words on a page, your body would be the FINE PRINT!" :((
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Some non-work safe stuff on sub-pages. http://linesthataregood.com/[^] BW "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
I wonder if Brian Delahunty won Ulla over with the line I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? :-D -- Nicotine free: day 3
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Some non-work safe stuff on sub-pages. http://linesthataregood.com/[^] BW "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
I liked Richard Feynman's line the best, after he discovered he was spending lots of money buying the women-folk drinks and getting nothing in return: "I'll only buy you a drink if you sleep with me." :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
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I wonder if Brian Delahunty won Ulla over with the line I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? :-D -- Nicotine free: day 3
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:-D Usually wouldn't work with a german girl though. (Maybe it does with some Irish charm...)
"Der Geist des Kriegers ist erwacht / Ich hab die Macht" StS
sighist | Agile Programming | doxygenSpeaking of german girls, what is the german chick trick? Is there anything which the majority falls for? :) -- Nicotine free: day 3
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I liked Richard Feynman's line the best, after he discovered he was spending lots of money buying the women-folk drinks and getting nothing in return: "I'll only buy you a drink if you sleep with me." :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"What a cheap bastard! :-D -- Nicotine free: day 3
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I wonder if Brian Delahunty won Ulla over with the line I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? :-D -- Nicotine free: day 3
I've actually used that one (both with german and a play on wel_s_ch), jokingly of course. But its fun to flirt around with someone you already know that way. :-D BW "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Speaking of german girls, what is the german chick trick? Is there anything which the majority falls for? :) -- Nicotine free: day 3
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Speaking of german girls, what is the german chick trick? Is there anything which the majority falls for? Invading Belgium ?
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What a cheap bastard! :-D -- Nicotine free: day 3
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Speaking of german girls, what is the german chick trick? Is there anything which the majority falls for? :) -- Nicotine free: day 3
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Speaking of german girls, what is the german chick trick? Is there anything which the majority falls for? :) -- Nicotine free: day 3
You're looking for dating advice for someone who's almost 30 and lives with a cat? :cool: OK, my part: getting the balance between treating them as emanzipated and fully capable members of the society, and carrying them on hands is tough. (Holding door open is appreciated by almost all, handing over her coat is borderline, and helping her in is for many already discriminating. I once even got voice-stabbed forholding the door open... :rolleyes: ) Getting the balance between being ueber-masculine but doing the dishes is not easy either. Looking like, or being a latino helps, too. :mad:
"Der Geist des Kriegers ist erwacht / Ich hab die Macht" StS
sighist | Agile Programming | doxygen -
You're looking for dating advice for someone who's almost 30 and lives with a cat? :cool: OK, my part: getting the balance between treating them as emanzipated and fully capable members of the society, and carrying them on hands is tough. (Holding door open is appreciated by almost all, handing over her coat is borderline, and helping her in is for many already discriminating. I once even got voice-stabbed forholding the door open... :rolleyes: ) Getting the balance between being ueber-masculine but doing the dishes is not easy either. Looking like, or being a latino helps, too. :mad:
"Der Geist des Kriegers ist erwacht / Ich hab die Macht" StS
sighist | Agile Programming | doxygenpeterchen wrote: You're looking for dating advice for someone who's almost 30 and lives with a cat? :-D You're responding to a 27 year old living by himself. I don't even own a cat! Although, I'm actually planning on getting a cat. They're weird/cool animals. :) peterchen wrote: OK, my part:.... ....I once even got voice-stabbed forholding the door open. Yikes! Sounds like it's rough to be man in Germany! -- Nicotine free: day 3
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Speaking of german girls, what is the german chick trick? Is there anything which the majority falls for? A tall beer with a good head?
There are 10 kinds of people - those that get binary and those that don't.
Miszou wrote: A tall beer with a good head? I'm not sure how to interpret that one... ;) -- Nicotine free: day 3
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Speaking of german girls, what is the german chick trick? Is there anything which the majority falls for? Invading Belgium ?
William De Prêtre wrote: Invading Belgium ? Aaah.. I see. Now where's that Bier Keller? -- Nicotine free: day 3
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You mean, a businessman? :-D
Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop
Must've been since he was thinking about maximizing profit all the time. :) I like the thrill of the hunt. Take that away, and it's no fun no more.. :( -- Nicotine free: day 3