It's not just code, I read the user manual...
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Just read the user manual that came with the WookieTab, and thought I'd share. Are you sitting comfortably? OK, lets begin!
Dear users, Thank you for your purchase of CHUWI products Hi12Series Tablet poly nuclear, Hi12 is a quad-core Tablet PC products CHUWI well - launch of the brand can swim the internet.
This poly-core series Tablet PC can' t suffer drip and splash water, and can' t place it beside such as full glass of Liquid body.
Ah...bliss. Reminds me of the early Japanese motorcycle manuals, where someone at Suzuki had difficulty with the "f" in "shifting" - leading to a whole chapter talking about "if you have difficulty in shiting ..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Just read the user manual that came with the WookieTab, and thought I'd share. Are you sitting comfortably? OK, lets begin!
Dear users, Thank you for your purchase of CHUWI products Hi12Series Tablet poly nuclear, Hi12 is a quad-core Tablet PC products CHUWI well - launch of the brand can swim the internet.
This poly-core series Tablet PC can' t suffer drip and splash water, and can' t place it beside such as full glass of Liquid body.
Ah...bliss. Reminds me of the early Japanese motorcycle manuals, where someone at Suzuki had difficulty with the "f" in "shifting" - leading to a whole chapter talking about "if you have difficulty in shiting ..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
if you have difficulty in shiting ...
... then take a Chuwi tablet three times a day. :D
OriginalGriff wrote:
full glass of Liquid body
Yum, soylent green! :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Just read the user manual that came with the WookieTab, and thought I'd share. Are you sitting comfortably? OK, lets begin!
Dear users, Thank you for your purchase of CHUWI products Hi12Series Tablet poly nuclear, Hi12 is a quad-core Tablet PC products CHUWI well - launch of the brand can swim the internet.
This poly-core series Tablet PC can' t suffer drip and splash water, and can' t place it beside such as full glass of Liquid body.
Ah...bliss. Reminds me of the early Japanese motorcycle manuals, where someone at Suzuki had difficulty with the "f" in "shifting" - leading to a whole chapter talking about "if you have difficulty in shiting ..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Old Italian IBM manuals are still renowned for their translations of "mouse balls" which was quite literally "mouse b*ll*cks".
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.
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Just read the user manual that came with the WookieTab, and thought I'd share. Are you sitting comfortably? OK, lets begin!
Dear users, Thank you for your purchase of CHUWI products Hi12Series Tablet poly nuclear, Hi12 is a quad-core Tablet PC products CHUWI well - launch of the brand can swim the internet.
This poly-core series Tablet PC can' t suffer drip and splash water, and can' t place it beside such as full glass of Liquid body.
Ah...bliss. Reminds me of the early Japanese motorcycle manuals, where someone at Suzuki had difficulty with the "f" in "shifting" - leading to a whole chapter talking about "if you have difficulty in shiting ..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Are you sure they didn't want to mean "liquid nitrogen"? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Just read the user manual that came with the WookieTab, and thought I'd share. Are you sitting comfortably? OK, lets begin!
Dear users, Thank you for your purchase of CHUWI products Hi12Series Tablet poly nuclear, Hi12 is a quad-core Tablet PC products CHUWI well - launch of the brand can swim the internet.
This poly-core series Tablet PC can' t suffer drip and splash water, and can' t place it beside such as full glass of Liquid body.
Ah...bliss. Reminds me of the early Japanese motorcycle manuals, where someone at Suzuki had difficulty with the "f" in "shifting" - leading to a whole chapter talking about "if you have difficulty in shiting ..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I used to love reading the user manuals that came with oriental products in the 1960s. I wish i still had some of them.
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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I used to love reading the user manuals that came with oriental products in the 1960s. I wish i still had some of them.
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Just read the user manual that came with the WookieTab, and thought I'd share. Are you sitting comfortably? OK, lets begin!
Dear users, Thank you for your purchase of CHUWI products Hi12Series Tablet poly nuclear, Hi12 is a quad-core Tablet PC products CHUWI well - launch of the brand can swim the internet.
This poly-core series Tablet PC can' t suffer drip and splash water, and can' t place it beside such as full glass of Liquid body.
Ah...bliss. Reminds me of the early Japanese motorcycle manuals, where someone at Suzuki had difficulty with the "f" in "shifting" - leading to a whole chapter talking about "if you have difficulty in shiting ..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Some years ago I had the manual for a "general remote control" on my office door. And even if the words in the manual were swedish it was fairly easy to figure out the text in the english original. It started off congratulating to the purchase of this device. However it had stopped being a "general remote control" and turned into a, if I translate it back to english, "public distant control". It didn't get any better after that.
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Just read the user manual that came with the WookieTab, and thought I'd share. Are you sitting comfortably? OK, lets begin!
Dear users, Thank you for your purchase of CHUWI products Hi12Series Tablet poly nuclear, Hi12 is a quad-core Tablet PC products CHUWI well - launch of the brand can swim the internet.
This poly-core series Tablet PC can' t suffer drip and splash water, and can' t place it beside such as full glass of Liquid body.
Ah...bliss. Reminds me of the early Japanese motorcycle manuals, where someone at Suzuki had difficulty with the "f" in "shifting" - leading to a whole chapter talking about "if you have difficulty in shiting ..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I suggest scanning them and submitting the results to engrish.com[^]
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.
