I Love George Bush
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The anonymous person who habitually votes my posts as a "1" has finally convinced me of the error of my ways. Too long I was unable to see the truth, clouded as I was by my horrible liberal shame. But no more! Through constant punishment, he has convinced me, like a dog who pees on the carpet then learns, by repeated beatings from his master, that it hurts less to just hold it till he's outside, that George W Bush really is an honorable man. And like a good dog, I will be loyal to my master and protect him and his from all comers. I will no more disparage the great George W Bush. I'll vote a straight Republican ticket for the rest of my days. And tonight I'll replace my portraits of Stalin, Mao and Saddam with portraits of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. So to you, you anonymous, silent, non-contributing coward, I give a great big patriotic:
Thanks!
God bless you, coward. -c
Chris Losinger
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Doug Goulden wrote: I would never vote you a 1 without being logged in of course. Doug Goulden wrote: you real have a portrait of Mao? not anymore! George W Bush is the only Leader for me! -c
Chris Losinger
Smaller Animals SoftwareChris Losinger wrote: George W Bush is the only Leader for me! You don't, by chance, have that photo hung on your dartboard, do you? That's where I hang all my favorite political leaders' pics, but I have a lot of dartboards... "Please don't put cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light" - Sign in a Bullhead City, AZ Restroom
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The anonymous person who habitually votes my posts as a "1" has finally convinced me of the error of my ways. Too long I was unable to see the truth, clouded as I was by my horrible liberal shame. But no more! Through constant punishment, he has convinced me, like a dog who pees on the carpet then learns, by repeated beatings from his master, that it hurts less to just hold it till he's outside, that George W Bush really is an honorable man. And like a good dog, I will be loyal to my master and protect him and his from all comers. I will no more disparage the great George W Bush. I'll vote a straight Republican ticket for the rest of my days. And tonight I'll replace my portraits of Stalin, Mao and Saddam with portraits of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. So to you, you anonymous, silent, non-contributing coward, I give a great big patriotic:
Thanks!
God bless you, coward. -c
Chris Losinger
Smaller Animals Software -
The anonymous person who habitually votes my posts as a "1" has finally convinced me of the error of my ways. Too long I was unable to see the truth, clouded as I was by my horrible liberal shame. But no more! Through constant punishment, he has convinced me, like a dog who pees on the carpet then learns, by repeated beatings from his master, that it hurts less to just hold it till he's outside, that George W Bush really is an honorable man. And like a good dog, I will be loyal to my master and protect him and his from all comers. I will no more disparage the great George W Bush. I'll vote a straight Republican ticket for the rest of my days. And tonight I'll replace my portraits of Stalin, Mao and Saddam with portraits of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. So to you, you anonymous, silent, non-contributing coward, I give a great big patriotic:
Thanks!
God bless you, coward. -c
Chris Losinger
Smaller Animals SoftwareSay it's not so, Chris! Say it's not so! Who will I argue with? Who will I accuse of being a whiney, tree hugging, commy, pinko, left-wing, liberal Clinton lover? Who will accuse me of being a self-centered, war-mongering, right-wing, conservative, Bush loving douche bag? I pray you will reconsider. Have a soul, man and don't deny me one of my greatest pleasures in cyber life. Mike Mullikin :beer:
A laundromat is no place to meet women. Afterall, if she can't afford her own washer and dryer how can she support you?
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I'd like to see that coward drag down the full force of this fully operational platinum member! A 5 from me! Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"Marc Clifton wrote: this fully operational platinum member! You been watching Star Wars again?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africabrianwelsch wrote: I find my day goes by more smoothly if I never question other peoples fantasies. My own disturb me enough.
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Stan Shannon wrote: But voting a straight ticket does not always equate to voting blindly. Correct, but saying you will do so till the end of time is. Stan Shannon wrote: Chris has obviously abandoned the dark side for good reason. I guess I have become cynical in my old age. I have this urge not to believe it. :) But I can still have a great weekend hoping that it is true. Go weekend Go. :-D "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."
Michael A. Barnhart wrote: I guess I have become cynical in my old age. I have this urge not to believe it. Put your faith in The Leader. In him, all is possible, for he is an honorable man.
Chris Losinger
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Chris Losinger wrote: George W Bush is the only Leader for me! You don't, by chance, have that photo hung on your dartboard, do you? That's where I hang all my favorite political leaders' pics, but I have a lot of dartboards... "Please don't put cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light" - Sign in a Bullhead City, AZ Restroom
Roger Wright wrote: That's where I hang all my favorite political leaders' pics are you a terrorist? i hope not, because i hate terrorists.
Chris Losinger
Smaller Animals Software -
Roger Wright wrote: That's where I hang all my favorite political leaders' pics are you a terrorist? i hope not, because i hate terrorists.
Chris Losinger
Smaller Animals SoftwareChris Losinger wrote: are you a terrorist? No, but I'm such a lousy dart player I figure the pics are safer there than on the wall. "Please don't put cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light" - Sign in a Bullhead City, AZ Restroom
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Marc Clifton wrote: this fully operational platinum member! You been watching Star Wars again?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africabrianwelsch wrote: I find my day goes by more smoothly if I never question other peoples fantasies. My own disturb me enough.
Nah, but I do love that line in the movie! Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
Michael A. Barnhart wrote: I guess I have become cynical in my old age. I have this urge not to believe it. Put your faith in The Leader. In him, all is possible, for he is an honorable man.
Chris Losinger
Smaller Animals SoftwareDo you think it would help if I made a pilgrimage to Crawford? You could do the same to his home town, New Haven, Connecticut. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."
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Roger Wright wrote: That's where I hang all my favorite political leaders' pics are you a terrorist? i hope not, because i hate terrorists.
Chris Losinger
Smaller Animals Software -
Say it's not so, Chris! Say it's not so! Who will I argue with? Who will I accuse of being a whiney, tree hugging, commy, pinko, left-wing, liberal Clinton lover? Who will accuse me of being a self-centered, war-mongering, right-wing, conservative, Bush loving douche bag? I pray you will reconsider. Have a soul, man and don't deny me one of my greatest pleasures in cyber life. Mike Mullikin :beer:
A laundromat is no place to meet women. Afterall, if she can't afford her own washer and dryer how can she support you?
Mike Mullikin wrote: Who will I argue with? there are plenty of other hate-filled non-believers here (all of the are filthy foreigners - of course!) i'm sure they all hate The Leader. -c
Chris Losinger
Smaller Animals Software -
I'd like to see that coward drag down the full force of this fully operational platinum member! A 5 from me! Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"Marc Clifton wrote: the full force of this fully operational platinum member We got death star![^] -- The moment of terror is the beginning of life