Why programming languages are hard
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
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:sigh: aka: the tragedy and horror of "SyntaxError: invalid syntax" :sigh:
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
You can enable "easy mode" on the start screen
:sigh: aka: the tragedy and horror of "SyntaxError: invalid syntax" :sigh:
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
You can enable "easy mode" on the start screen
:sigh: aka: the tragedy and horror of "SyntaxError: invalid syntax" :sigh:
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
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Kent Sharkey wrote:
The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
Job security.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
Brilliant! Absolutely correct. They should be created by diary farmers.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
Brilliant! Absolutely correct. They should be created by diary farmers.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Memory leaks would be a thing of the past - no crying over spilt milk. OTOH, core dumps would be disgusting. X|
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
Brilliant! Absolutely correct. They should be created by diary farmers.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
diary farmers
I honestly didn't know one could farm those! :P
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
diary farmers
I honestly didn't know one could farm those! :P
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
What curd I say to that? It's whey beyond my understanding, though I'll still milk this for all it's worth and feel udderly no shame.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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The problem: programming languages are created by programmers
Brilliant! Absolutely correct. They should be created by diary farmers.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
