Are you a criminal?
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"In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
Paul Watson wrote: in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." Damn... I was going to apply for a job as a shop dummy next week.
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Years in prison: 25.5 Potential fine: £0 I'm a bad, bad, girl! :laugh: It's just as well I don't live in Alabama... ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I'm a bad, bad, girl! No way, You're innocent! You're Saint Anna! I got 72.5 years and £2000 in fines for my crimes. :) -- I'm the figure head on a ship of fools
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Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
What the hell have I done to get 5 years?
"I have a strange ginger man living on my roof!"
"One of the most important things you learn from the internet is that there is no ‘them’ out there. It’s just an awful lot of ‘us’." -Douglas Adams
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"In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
Paul Watson wrote: WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. Bah, i'd make it 50%, you should see the rest of the UK :-D
"I have a strange ginger man living on my roof!"
"One of the most important things you learn from the internet is that there is no ‘them’ out there. It’s just an awful lot of ‘us’." -Douglas Adams
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I'm a bad, bad, girl! No way, You're innocent! You're Saint Anna! I got 72.5 years and £2000 in fines for my crimes. :) -- I'm the figure head on a ship of fools
Now don't make me spank you...;) Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. LOL, half the stuff I don't even consider illegal. Sure it is written down that public sex is a no no, but why? Common sense prevails in most of my criminal activities. You should speak to Roger Wright. He only got one year from that test, but the man is a hardcore criminal really. A walking jail of activities. :-D OF cause he does it for a cause, Roger "Rebel With A Cause" Wright. Mike Mullikin wrote: Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? I hear the Greeks are dirty. So I might end up in jail for being too damned innocent. :laugh:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
Paul Watson wrote: I might end up in jail for being too damned innocent. Careful there... the Greeks invented male bonding.:wtf:
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Paul Watson wrote: I think the public sex bit nailed me though Yeah I told you you should have come back to my place, but you were the one that wanted to see Hyde Park from an open top bus... :suss:
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
David Wulff wrote: but you were the one that wanted to see Hyde Park from an open top bus... Oh hush. If I remember correctly once the bus seat warmed up and the Japenese tourists took out their video cameras you were all for it! :rolleyes:;P Honestly though; Public sex must be that much harder in the UK than SA. Here all you have to worry about are someone seeing your girlfriends nickers. There you have to worry about that and wether your meta popsicle will turn into an ice popsicle before you can use it. Hyde park was bloody freezing (and wet and windy) last time I went.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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here's to 97! :beer: To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.
Chris Losinger wrote: here's to 97! Here here! Bottoms up... oh wait, probably not the best thing to say while in prison. :rolleyes: p.s. You will have to go back to hating Bush though. Can't imagine fans of the Hanging Judge are too popular in prison.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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What the hell have I done to get 5 years?
"I have a strange ginger man living on my roof!"
"One of the most important things you learn from the internet is that there is no ‘them’ out there. It’s just an awful lot of ‘us’." -Douglas Adams
Jonathan 'nonny' Newman Homepage [www.nonny.com] [^]Jonny Newman wrote: What the hell have I done to get 5 years? Not bloody much! Jonny, you had better ship out or get cracking on breaking all those laws. I mean really, we can't be having a innocent like you around us lot.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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David Wulff wrote: but you were the one that wanted to see Hyde Park from an open top bus... Oh hush. If I remember correctly once the bus seat warmed up and the Japenese tourists took out their video cameras you were all for it! :rolleyes:;P Honestly though; Public sex must be that much harder in the UK than SA. Here all you have to worry about are someone seeing your girlfriends nickers. There you have to worry about that and wether your meta popsicle will turn into an ice popsicle before you can use it. Hyde park was bloody freezing (and wet and windy) last time I went.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
Paul Watson wrote: Honestly though :confused: ;) Paul Watson wrote: There you have to worry about that and wether your meta popsicle will turn into an ice popsicle before you can use it. That's why we only have sex in the summer. Come the first of July the streets are empty.
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna