That's one way to do it
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42 MEGABYTES OF JAVASCRIPT?! :omg: :wtf: Someone needs their head checked!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
42 MEGABYTES OF JAVASCRIPT?!
Meh. It'll get lost in the framework(s) downloaded with it.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
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And
0. Is0even or odd? How can we know when that code is lacking the answer to this most important question?Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
Well, if you troll, then you might just as well do it right, walking the walk way to the end.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
42 MEGABYTES OF JAVASCRIPT?!
Meh. It'll get lost in the framework(s) downloaded with it.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
It's at 94.8MB now
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
In all seriousness, it also tells if a written number is even or odd. I've seen worse.
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In all seriousness, it also tells if a written number is even or odd. I've seen worse.
That just means the package is doing too much. Converting words to numbers should be separated out into its own package, since it's nothing to do with the purpose of the
is-evenpackage. :-D
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
What? :confused: I am probably dumb, or inexperienced, or both, but I see no practical use for this.:confused:
Zaphod
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
What? :confused: I am probably dumb, or inexperienced, or both, but I see no practical use for this.:confused:
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I'm sure this project is a gag! (and I'm snickering!) Has anyone yet suggested porting this to some cloud-native database of the even numbers? :)
Feel free to suggest it[^]. :laugh:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
That can be done better with a recursive function:
function IsEven(number) {
if (number === 1 return false;
elseif (number === 2) return true;
else return IsEven(number - 2);
}Now it does all positive numbers :laugh: EDIT: because I get serious reactions on this code The code above is how NOT to do it - it's satire.
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That can be done better with a recursive function:
function IsEven(number) {
if (number === 1 return false;
elseif (number === 2) return true;
else return IsEven(number - 2);
}Now it does all positive numbers :laugh: EDIT: because I get serious reactions on this code The code above is how NOT to do it - it's satire.
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
I'm trying to guess what certain CPers would do if they were confronted with this person. JSOP - bullet in the guy's head to put both the guy and everyone else out of their misery. honey the codewitch - After she quit twitching, she'd write a parser to optimize the code. OriginalGriff - figures out how to turn it into a CCC clue Nagy - just wanders off, asking where the gin is. Me - I'd tell him to turn it all into a switch statement.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
You know... It's 2021, and the IRONY flows freely in all things... I expected to see a macro (written in JavaScript), that writes the javascript file: for (x..) if x % 1 == 0 write "if (number == " + x +") return false;" else write "if (number == " + x +") return true;" == And to see him asking people to crowd source running that file, to help him out! == Next question... Where is his test harness... Or is he caught in an infinite loop?
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I'm trying to guess what certain CPers would do if they were confronted with this person. JSOP - bullet in the guy's head to put both the guy and everyone else out of their misery. honey the codewitch - After she quit twitching, she'd write a parser to optimize the code. OriginalGriff - figures out how to turn it into a CCC clue Nagy - just wanders off, asking where the gin is. Me - I'd tell him to turn it all into a switch statement.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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GitHub - samuelmarina/is-even[^]
Quote:
This is a 100% serious project, and it is made to help the community.
A brief excerpt:
function isEven(number) {
if(number === 1) return false;
else if(number === 2) return true;
else if(number === 3) return false;
else if(number === 4) return true;
else if(number === 5) return false;
else if(number === 6) return true;
else if(number === 7) return false;They're up to 1,000,001 now. Help them grow! :doh:
TTFN - Kent
They've missed a whole set of entries for those that speak British style English. American: Thirty-Two Thousand One Hundred Twelve British: Thirty-Two Thousand One Hundred And Twelve I'd better get editing...
