Scientists in Israel train goldfish to drive on land

[Kent Sharkey]

CTV News[^]:

A team of scientists in Israel built a “Fish Operated Vehicle” and taught six goldfish to drive on land.

That explains the traffic in {insert your town here}

ba dum tish

[j snooze]

So is this a driving school or a school of fish? and if they want to expand the program...is it scaleable? I hope wasting taxpayer dollars on a program like this makes them feel gillty.

[Vivi Chellappa]

Go ahead, say it. Boston!

[Wastedtalent]

I thought they could only drive tanks.

[realJSOP]

Looks like we're all gonna be on the hook for bad puns for quite a while...

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

[MarkTJohnson]

Quote:

ba dum tfish

Fixed it for you.

I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

They just bowl along.

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