Some idiot in a public restroom upbraided me for not washing my hands after peeing!
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. -c CheeseWeasle
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people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. -c CheeseWeasle
Chris Losinger wrote: people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. If the pores in a paper towel were the size of this screen, then the germs you are trying to avoid are smaller than this smiley: ;P You're better off carrying a bottle of Clorox spray wherever you go... but that would be a little obsessive, wouldn't it?
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Chris Losinger wrote: people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. If the pores in a paper towel were the size of this screen, then the germs you are trying to avoid are smaller than this smiley: ;P You're better off carrying a bottle of Clorox spray wherever you go... but that would be a little obsessive, wouldn't it?
ain't no bacteria gonna squeeze through all the layers of a folded-up paper towel in the .8 seconds i'm grabbing the door handle. CheeseWeasle
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
Terry O`Nolley wrote: My dick was far cleaner than my hands. You had to touch the flush handle in order to flush the toilet, so really, you touched everybody who used the toilet that day's dick. So if you didn't wash your hands, everybody's dick is still on your hands when you leave the room. Then, I bet you had dinner. Did you lick your fingers? Touch your food? Place your hands softly on the faces of your loved ones? You might as well have lined up all the men who used that toilet that day and had them slap their dicks in your face and the face of your family. Were their dicks as clean as you claim yours was? Or, you could have been hygenic and show some consideration to the unlucky people who have to share the world with you because it takes like two fucking seconds to wash your hands, you filthy bastard. :-D Eco
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Terry O`Nolley wrote: He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands." Very old joke... wasn't funny then either. :| Beauty is only a lightswitch away.
I heard that joke years ago - and I used it in that conversation I just related. The man didn't think it was funny either.
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people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. -c CheeseWeasle
It was an open-air stand up urinal. And any doctor will tell you that if you shower, your privates are far cleaner than your hands. And if you don't pee on your hands - then why do you need to wash them (unless you are a pig that doesn't shower and are quite unclean).
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Chris Losinger wrote: people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. If the pores in a paper towel were the size of this screen, then the germs you are trying to avoid are smaller than this smiley: ;P You're better off carrying a bottle of Clorox spray wherever you go... but that would be a little obsessive, wouldn't it?
Miszou wrote: but that would be a little obsessive, wouldn't it? No more obsessive than people with normal hygiene who put their dirty hands all over their clean peckers and then think they need to wash their hands.
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ain't no bacteria gonna squeeze through all the layers of a folded-up paper towel in the .8 seconds i'm grabbing the door handle. CheeseWeasle
Chris Losinger wrote: ain't no bacteria gonna squeeze through all the layers of a folded-up paper towel in the .8 seconds i'm grabbing the door handle. So you actually wad up paper towels into multiple layers before you touch restroom doors? Most people project their own situation onto the world and behave accordingly. Perhaps you are very unclean "down there" and so you assume everyone else is too and so to protect yourself from all of that uncleanliness you select a paper towel and carefully fold into enough layers to protect your clean hands.
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Terry O`Nolley wrote: My dick was far cleaner than my hands. You had to touch the flush handle in order to flush the toilet, so really, you touched everybody who used the toilet that day's dick. So if you didn't wash your hands, everybody's dick is still on your hands when you leave the room. Then, I bet you had dinner. Did you lick your fingers? Touch your food? Place your hands softly on the faces of your loved ones? You might as well have lined up all the men who used that toilet that day and had them slap their dicks in your face and the face of your family. Were their dicks as clean as you claim yours was? Or, you could have been hygenic and show some consideration to the unlucky people who have to share the world with you because it takes like two fucking seconds to wash your hands, you filthy bastard. :-D Eco
Finally a rant worthy of the name!!!! I zip before I flush. And afterwards, I hold my hands up in the air with my upper arms straight out and forearms perpendicular like a surgeon after they scrub and I flush with my elbow.
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
True Story: Yesterday, some salesman knocked on my front door. After a couple of minutes trying to make him go away, we shook hands, said our thankyou's and off he went. Unknown to him, he had interrupted me and my wife at a most interesting point in the afternoon... :-O I did wash my hands after he left - after all, who knows where he's been? :laugh:
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
A lot of people will claim they are disgusted with you, but most will not wash their hands either in public situations. I myself will only wash my hands if I am forced to touch something - assuming the main door into the toilets isn't open in the first place (which a lot are), I'll use my foot and/or body weight to open it and pee in the nearest urinal, and unless it's a really cold day I don't even have to touch my dick (I'll be far too busy making sure my belt doesnt fall into the toilet!) If you do a good job of washing each day then there would be far more germs on your hands than your dick from the moment you leave your shower. Interestingly, this was bought up here once before, many many months ago. :)
David Wulff
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It was an open-air stand up urinal. And any doctor will tell you that if you shower, your privates are far cleaner than your hands. And if you don't pee on your hands - then why do you need to wash them (unless you are a pig that doesn't shower and are quite unclean).
Terry O`Nolley wrote: And if you don't pee on your hands Even if you do, you're ahead of the game. Urine from a normal, healthy human being contains no bacteria; the kidneys remove them. There are metabolic wastes, of course, but not in concentrations high enough to be harmful. If you are injured in the field, urine is an excellent, if somewhat gross liquid to use for washing the wound. Far safer than river water in most regions, including the US.
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Finally a rant worthy of the name!!!! I zip before I flush. And afterwards, I hold my hands up in the air with my upper arms straight out and forearms perpendicular like a surgeon after they scrub and I flush with my elbow.
I prefer to flush with my dick; it builds stamina and dexterity. Besides, I'm going to wash it later anyway...
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Border -
True Story: Yesterday, some salesman knocked on my front door. After a couple of minutes trying to make him go away, we shook hands, said our thankyou's and off he went. Unknown to him, he had interrupted me and my wife at a most interesting point in the afternoon... :-O I did wash my hands after he left - after all, who knows where he's been? :laugh:
... that interesting if you interrupted it to answer the door.
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
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