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Looks like this was written by someone bitter & twisted, but a couple made me laugh :) EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS... 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of dige stion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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Looks like this was written by someone bitter & twisted, but a couple made me laugh :) EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS... 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of dige stion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
Meg's World - Blog Photography - The product of my passion9. Criticize (v.) Female ... You are such an idiot Male ... I am such an idiot ;P
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Looks like this was written by someone bitter & twisted, but a couple made me laugh :) EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS... 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of dige stion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
Meg's World - Blog Photography - The product of my passionMegan Forbes wrote: 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. :laugh:
Jon Sagara No, no, no! It's a... blast! What the devil do children draw? It's a pheasant! -- Stewie
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Looks like this was written by someone bitter & twisted, but a couple made me laugh :) EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS... 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of dige stion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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Megan Forbes wrote: 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. :laugh:
Jon Sagara No, no, no! It's a... blast! What the devil do children draw? It's a pheasant! -- Stewie
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Megan Forbes wrote: 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. :laugh:
Jon Sagara No, no, no! It's a... blast! What the devil do children draw? It's a pheasant! -- Stewie
Latest Article: Breadcrumbs in ASP.NETOops.. Not anonymous post.. was not logged in.. :doh: Adam. My world tour What I do now.. "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best. "I suppose if it was a choice between bon jovi and the interior of a car, the car would win, even it didnt have a radio and I had to sit in silence" James Simpson on Light Metal.