JOTD - Light bulbs
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. They are just small enough to fit inside. Have you heard any good light bulb jokes?
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. They are just small enough to fit inside. Have you heard any good light bulb jokes?
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
David Wulff wrote: Have you heard any good light bulb jokes? How many do you want? http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88old/bulb.html[^] http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q4/4989.4.html[^] http://www.ahajokes.com/light_bulb_jokes.html[^] etc. Just googled for "light bulb jokes" basically. :cool:
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Meet Browsy
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. They are just small enough to fit inside. Have you heard any good light bulb jokes?
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
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David Wulff wrote: Have you heard any good light bulb jokes? How many do you want? http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88old/bulb.html[^] http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q4/4989.4.html[^] http://www.ahajokes.com/light_bulb_jokes.html[^] etc. Just googled for "light bulb jokes" basically. :cool:
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Meet Browsy
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother TeresaHey, the thread got screwed. Some coward asshole deleted his post. X| :mad: The two replies below aren't to a post of mine. :suss:
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Meet Browsy
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
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Has the black joke been removed? Is CP now being censored? Isn't this supposed to be the soapbox?
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Has the black joke been removed? Is CP now being censored? Isn't this supposed to be the soapbox?
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Sorry, I removed it. Some people were seeing more than what it had to show, i.e. simply a joke, and that was not the point. G. Raven
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. They are just small enough to fit inside. Have you heard any good light bulb jokes?
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
David Wulff wrote: Have you heard any good light bulb jokes? Since there is no such thing, no.
Have you answered an MTQ? Check out the stats!
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David Wulff wrote: Have you heard any good light bulb jokes? Since there is no such thing, no.
Have you answered an MTQ? Check out the stats!
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. They are just small enough to fit inside. Have you heard any good light bulb jokes?
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
From a collection on my old web-site, warning they are very old jokes Q:How many Sales People does it take to change a lightbulb ? A:Just one but it'll take technical support weeks to sort out the mess left behind Q:How many Salesmen does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A:Only one, but the light bulb is pretty well screwed when he's finished with it. Q:How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A:None. That's a hardware problem. Q:How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb? A:Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to screw the lightbulb into the faucet. Q:How many support people does it take to change a lightbulb? A:We have an exact copy of that lightbulb here and it seems to working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok, Just exactly how dark is it? Ok. There could be four or five things wrong. Have you tried the light switch? Well, try it now. Ok. Look over by the door. Is there a little rectangular thing on the wall? It might be beige colour. Good. That's called a light switch. Q:How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A:The lightbulb works fine on the system in my office. Not reproducible. Q:How many testers does it take to change a lightbulb? A:We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems. Q:How many gas fitters does it take to change a lightbulb? A:Three. One to turn up the day before when you're out; One to change the switch; One to bring along the wrong sort of light bulb. Q:How many gay-rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? A:None. "The light bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it." Q:How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? A:Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight. Q:How long does it take a C Programmer to screw in a lightbulb? A: 24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries. Michael 'Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority.' - The Doctor: The Wheel in Space
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. They are just small enough to fit inside. Have you heard any good light bulb jokes?
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
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