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Might be a repost, but here goes: FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME A LIFETIME TO LEARN 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping Pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings". 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You shouldn't confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is Not a nice person. 14. Your friends love you anyway. 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. :laugh:
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Might be a repost, but here goes: FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME A LIFETIME TO LEARN 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping Pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings". 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You shouldn't confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is Not a nice person. 14. Your friends love you anyway. 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. :laugh:
Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping Pill and a laxative on the same night. :laugh: Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". :~ Ouch, close to home! Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic Wise words - thanks :)
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Might be a repost, but here goes: FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME A LIFETIME TO LEARN 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping Pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings". 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You shouldn't confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is Not a nice person. 14. Your friends love you anyway. 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. :laugh:
Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: 7. Never lick a steak knife. If you drag the knife down your tongue, with your tongue perpedicular to the blade you can still talk after it. However, whether anyone would withs to talk to a person who licks there cutlery is another matter!
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Might be a repost, but here goes: FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME A LIFETIME TO LEARN 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping Pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings". 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You shouldn't confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is Not a nice person. 14. Your friends love you anyway. 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. :laugh:
Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is Not a nice person. gems :) todo.... :: insert inspirational text here ::
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Might be a repost, but here goes: FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME A LIFETIME TO LEARN 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping Pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings". 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You shouldn't confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is Not a nice person. 14. Your friends love you anyway. 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. :laugh:
Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. Only took me till 30 to get this one -- OUCH!!! (9 years later - still removing foot from mouth :doh::doh::doh:) Dave Huff In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. (Yogi Berra)