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    mc schroeder
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    Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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      Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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      Michael P Butler
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      mc.schroeder wrote: Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? I'd suggest O.J Simpsons lawyer ;-) Michael Snow is lying on the ground, and in the air the sleigh bells sound, The frosted patterned window panes, it's British summer time again. No, it's not, It's Christmas - Santa Claus in on the Dole (Spitting Image 1986)

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        mc.schroeder wrote: Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? I'd suggest O.J Simpsons lawyer ;-) Michael Snow is lying on the ground, and in the air the sleigh bells sound, The frosted patterned window panes, it's British summer time again. No, it's not, It's Christmas - Santa Claus in on the Dole (Spitting Image 1986)

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        mc schroeder
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        The Chewbacca Defense, of course! Why didn't I think of that? :-D "Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!" Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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          Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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          Terry ONolley
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          Cirroc (Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer) from Saturday Night Live or Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons!


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            Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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            Chris Losinger
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            I suggest former Sec of State James Baker. His firm (Baker Botts) is doing a fine job representing the Saudis against the 9/11 vicitms. ClickPic | ImgSource | CheeseWeasle

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              Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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              scadaguy
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              This guy is hilarious! Quotes[^]

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                Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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                peterchen
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                WOuld be fun, wouldn't it? And truth... well truth has left the building anyway. So at least, we can have some fun.


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                  Cirroc (Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer) from Saturday Night Live or Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons!


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                  brianwelsch
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                  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists

                  "Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. "
                  - Cirroc, unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

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                    This guy is hilarious! Quotes[^]

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                    "authentic sources - many authentic sources" about where his information came from.... What does that mean? You can quote sources that don't exist, but can not actually get information from them.

                    "Things are not what they seem. Nor are they any different."

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                      Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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                      Heath Stewart
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                      Screw it - hand him over to the Israeli Military like we did his henchmen and let them deal with it. Neat and clean. If we do appointment him a lawyer, we should at least foot the bill with his seized funds instead of tax payers' money.

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                        mc.schroeder wrote: Well, if they bring him to trial he'll need a lawyer. But who? I would suggest him[^]. Who'd be your favorite? I'd suggest O.J Simpsons lawyer ;-) Michael Snow is lying on the ground, and in the air the sleigh bells sound, The frosted patterned window panes, it's British summer time again. No, it's not, It's Christmas - Santa Claus in on the Dole (Spitting Image 1986)

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                        Heath Stewart
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                        Yeah, you mean the guy that got the obviously guilty OJ free? Sounds like a great idea! :wtf:

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                          Screw it - hand him over to the Israeli Military like we did his henchmen and let them deal with it. Neat and clean. If we do appointment him a lawyer, we should at least foot the bill with his seized funds instead of tax payers' money.

                          -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.21 GCS/G/MU d- s: a- C++++ UL@ P++(+++) L+(--) E--- W+++ N++ o+ K? w++++ O- M(+) V? PS-- PE Y++ PGP++ t++@ 5 X+++ R+@ tv+ b(-)>b++ DI++++ D+ G e++>+++ h---* r+++ y+++ -----END GEEK CODE BLOCK-----

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                          Adam Wimsatt
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                          Pay a lawyer to defend him? Make him defend himself.

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                            Pay a lawyer to defend him? Make him defend himself.

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                            Heath Stewart
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                            In this country of yuppy liberals? It'll never happen - and there'll still be the Hollywood types that will strike or something (oh...no...:rolleyes:) if he is given the death penalty or not treated "fairly". That's why I said we should just turn him over to the Israeli Military who already took care of the Iraqi POWs that were in Quantonamo (excuse the spelling - don't care to look it up).

                            -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.21 GCS/G/MU d- s: a- C++++ UL@ P++(+++) L+(--) E--- W+++ N++ o+ K? w++++ O- M(+) V? PS-- PE Y++ PGP++ t++@ 5 X+++ R+@ tv+ b(-)>b++ DI++++ D+ G e++>+++ h---* r+++ y+++ -----END GEEK CODE BLOCK-----

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                              In this country of yuppy liberals? It'll never happen - and there'll still be the Hollywood types that will strike or something (oh...no...:rolleyes:) if he is given the death penalty or not treated "fairly". That's why I said we should just turn him over to the Israeli Military who already took care of the Iraqi POWs that were in Quantonamo (excuse the spelling - don't care to look it up).

                              -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.21 GCS/G/MU d- s: a- C++++ UL@ P++(+++) L+(--) E--- W+++ N++ o+ K? w++++ O- M(+) V? PS-- PE Y++ PGP++ t++@ 5 X+++ R+@ tv+ b(-)>b++ DI++++ D+ G e++>+++ h---* r+++ y+++ -----END GEEK CODE BLOCK-----

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                              Adam Wimsatt
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                              Heath Stewart wrote: In this country of yuppy liberals? It'll never happen - and there'll still be the Hollywood types that will strike or something (oh...no...:rolleyes you got my 5. My code isn't buggy. Those are all fleatures.

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