Date a pornstar
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So I'm setting at home coding - now it's late, and I'm getting bored and tired - and it dawned on me - who's the top porn star you'd want to date ? Hopefully if I'm lucky this will turn into a complete flamefest, full of dark conspiracy theories, rants against religion, M$ (oh whoops that wasn't professional of me), and whatever else comes to mind. To start this out I'll admit to being partial to either Devin Lane or Devon (or both for that matter)
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Why on earth would you want to *date* a pronstar? I can just imagine. Take her out to a fancy restaurant, stare blankly at each other for 2 hours then admit all you have between each other is, well, pron. Go home and re-inact your favourite scenes then she goes home and you get to tell your buddies you scored a pron star. :laugh: The one pron flick I ever watched made me laugh more than it aroused me. Was some cheap german pron flick and I just laughed and laughed and laughed. The music was hilarious, the car rocking on its springs just screamed funny, the grunting and groaning sounded more like a rugby match and I have seen a better plot in Archie comics. Thank god I did not take any sex tips from the movie! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001
Why on earth would you want to *date* a pronstar? Why don't you ask Charlie Sheen? ;P Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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I'd like to turn Gillian Anderson, Jennifer Aniston, and a handful of others into pornstars. :) Does that count? To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
I don't think their acting ability is up to porn. ;P Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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I'd like to turn Gillian Anderson, Jennifer Aniston, and a handful of others into pornstars. :) Does that count? To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
I'd started to think you had taste. Gillian is lovely, but Jennifer urgh. Michael :-)
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I'd started to think you had taste. Gillian is lovely, but Jennifer urgh. Michael :-)
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I'd started to think you had taste. Gillian is lovely, but Jennifer urgh. Michael :-)
hear hear! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001
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Why on earth would you want to *date* a pronstar? I can just imagine. Take her out to a fancy restaurant, stare blankly at each other for 2 hours then admit all you have between each other is, well, pron. Go home and re-inact your favourite scenes then she goes home and you get to tell your buddies you scored a pron star. :laugh: The one pron flick I ever watched made me laugh more than it aroused me. Was some cheap german pron flick and I just laughed and laughed and laughed. The music was hilarious, the car rocking on its springs just screamed funny, the grunting and groaning sounded more like a rugby match and I have seen a better plot in Archie comics. Thank god I did not take any sex tips from the movie! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001
Was some cheap german pron flick... "Hey Mom? You'd tell me if you were in a German scheizer video, wouldn't you?" (pause) "Of course, hon. Good night!" :laugh: Sorry, but when you said "cheap german pron flick" (sic), it reminded of South Park BLU. Jon Sagara I can't think of anything original to say.
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I haven't seen any porn for years. Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn and Bambi Woods are the only stars from that era that I can remember. If I had known you were going to post on this subject I would have asked Chris where in Canberra all the best porn vendors are located. I still reckon Chris is a secret porn star himself, he just doesn't want it known. Doesn't want any movies based on Code Project, laptops, development and Bob in the future. Like they did in Boogie Nights and the 70's and 80's porn scene. :-D Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
I didn't know Ginger had a sister ? I recently found out she 'starred' in the video clips for the 'Wing Commander' games. I didn't believe it so I did a search, she did that AND still does pr0n !! We spent an hour or so laughing at the titles of her movies. My memories of pr0n in the 80's ( being when I watched it ) are mostly of bad acting, I can especially remember a girl saying 'I love the way you do that' in a voice so devoid of passion that the net effect was hilarious. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
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So I'm setting at home coding - now it's late, and I'm getting bored and tired - and it dawned on me - who's the top porn star you'd want to date ? Hopefully if I'm lucky this will turn into a complete flamefest, full of dark conspiracy theories, rants against religion, M$ (oh whoops that wasn't professional of me), and whatever else comes to mind. To start this out I'll admit to being partial to either Devin Lane or Devon (or both for that matter)
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I bet she's a swallower, and I'd really like to get it on film... To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
:omg: Man - what a post to randomly click on when entering the Pit. <Chris wanders in, Chris hastily wanders back out again> cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
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:omg: Man - what a post to randomly click on when entering the Pit. <Chris wanders in, Chris hastily wanders back out again> cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
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I'd go for Anna, or Silvia Saint... I'm not sure that "date" is the word I'd use in that context, though :) Cheers
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I would have thought you'd gotten use to being more careful around my posts. :) "...the staggering layers of obcenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Pure morbid curiosity. I think maybe we should have an annoying word of the week that everyone tries to fit into their posts. You've all been so clever and imaginitive with the g-word that I'm sure you'd like a new challenge. Surely? cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
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Pure morbid curiosity. I think maybe we should have an annoying word of the week that everyone tries to fit into their posts. You've all been so clever and imaginitive with the g-word that I'm sure you'd like a new challenge. Surely? cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
> I think maybe we should have an annoying word of the week that everyone tries to fit into their > posts. You've all been so clever and imaginitive with the g-word that I'm sure you'd like a new > challenge. This would be great! The word would a) have to be eligible for more than merely a week (maybe one-three months instead), and b) have to be difficult to uise in everyday language though. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. :) "...the staggering layers of obcenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. :) "...the staggering layers of obcenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. What on earth is a - no, wait, forget I asked. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
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Sylvia's a babe, and she's a three-holer too. What on earth is a - no, wait, forget I asked. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
I think it is a golfing term :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001
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I haven't seen any porn for years. Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn and Bambi Woods are the only stars from that era that I can remember. If I had known you were going to post on this subject I would have asked Chris where in Canberra all the best porn vendors are located. I still reckon Chris is a secret porn star himself, he just doesn't want it known. Doesn't want any movies based on Code Project, laptops, development and Bob in the future. Like they did in Boogie Nights and the 70's and 80's porn scene. :-D Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
I still reckon Chris is a secret porn star himself, he just doesn't want it known. Doesn't want any movies based on Code Project, laptops, development and Bob in the future. Like they did in Boogie Nights and the 70's and 80's porn scene. LOL :laugh: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
(andy.metcalfe@lineone.net)
http://www.resorg.co.uk"I'm just another 'S' bend in the internet. A ton of stuff goes through my system, and some of the hairer, stickier and lumpier stuff sticks." - Chris Maunder (I just couldn't let that one past ;))
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Why on earth would you want to *date* a pronstar? I can just imagine. Take her out to a fancy restaurant, stare blankly at each other for 2 hours then admit all you have between each other is, well, pron. Go home and re-inact your favourite scenes then she goes home and you get to tell your buddies you scored a pron star. :laugh: The one pron flick I ever watched made me laugh more than it aroused me. Was some cheap german pron flick and I just laughed and laughed and laughed. The music was hilarious, the car rocking on its springs just screamed funny, the grunting and groaning sounded more like a rugby match and I have seen a better plot in Archie comics. Thank god I did not take any sex tips from the movie! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001
Wot, no badly lipsynched overdubs in a bad Cheech 'n' Chong accent? It can't have been a grade 'A' production then...:rolleyes: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
(andy.metcalfe@lineone.net)
http://www.resorg.co.uk"I'm just another 'S' bend in the internet. A ton of stuff goes through my system, and some of the hairer, stickier and lumpier stuff sticks." - Chris Maunder (I just couldn't let that one past ;))
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I think it is a golfing term :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001
So where do you keep your clubs then? :omg: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
(andy.metcalfe@lineone.net)
http://www.resorg.co.uk"I'm just another 'S' bend in the internet. A ton of stuff goes through my system, and some of the hairer, stickier and lumpier stuff sticks." - Chris Maunder (I just couldn't let that one past ;))
